A/N: rose_gal - This fanfic takes place sometime after The Princess Diaries: Volume I after Christmas (or Winter) Break. Kenny is considered just a homework reference dude, and everything in Princess in Love takes place in the not-so-far off future.

Frankie- Thank you very much! This is my first fanfic and it means a lot to be that you like it! J

Sk8erBoi is the only character that is rightfully mine. Unless you count the Mr. I'm-A-Teacher-It's-My-Right-To-Be-Mean in the first chapter, but I don't.

Chapter 4

September 20, 2001- G&T

I'm cold. I think I should tell you that Albert Einstein is sooooo not comfortable. During the hot seasons, the air conditioning- turner-on people constantly neglect their duties as air conditioning- turner-on people and don't turn on the air conditioning. In the freezing cold seasons the heating system- turner-on people (who are probably only the wrathful air conditioning-turner-on people in disguise) neglect to turn on the heating system and instead (perhaps to make up for their neglectful abuse of the air conditioning in the hot seasons) turn the a/c on full blast.

That explains why I am cold.

Oh, and I also forgot my jacket/sweater thingy at Lilly's again.

I gotta stop doing that.

The last time that happened Pavlov thought it was a particularly lazy bunny rabbit and "chased" it out of the house. Michael had to run out in the street to catch him. Wasn't that heroic of him? I wonder if he had a shirt on….. Gotta go, Lilly's talking.

September 20, 2002- Lilly's house

Guess what happened when I got to Lilly's house!!!!!!!!!

Okay, fine. I'll tell you! (I am so pathetic…)

Okay:

I was walking in from the cold (it was snowing), and Michael was in the kitchen.

Michael: Hey.

Me: Hi.

Lilly: Could you move, Mia? I can't get in!

Me: Oh, sorry!

(I moved out of the doorway.)

Lilly: Thank you. Maybe I won't get frostbite now. Maybe…

Michael: Oh, shut up Lil.

Lilly: (Didn't say anything; just infamously raised eyebrows and looked at Michael.)

Michael: (Squirming) What?

Me: I thought you had Computer Club today.

Michael: I thought you had Algebra session today.

Me: Mr. G is out sick this week or something.

Michael: I hookey-ed.

Lilly: Is that a word?

Michael: Yeah. Why don't you go look it up in your room?

Lilly: You'd like that, huh?

Me: (I couldn't actually see myself, but I could feel me looking confused.)

Michael: (Blushing) Want some cocoa, Mia?

Me: Ummm. Sure.

Michael: Lilly?

Lilly: Naw, but you two enjoy. (Smiles, EXIT LILLY)

That was the conversation. Michael made me cocoa and I said thanks and all, but no more words were spoken. I went up to talk to Lilly. Who is now, again, interrupting my journal time my demanding that I speak to her.

Oh, and yeah. I'm an idiot. It's 2002, not 2001. I wish I had erasable ink……

THE PRETTIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD by L.M. Commentary by M.T. and M.M.

1. Brad Pitt- (Uh huh! - That pretty boy?! I thought YOU at least had better taste than that, Mia)

2. Alicia Silverstone- (What ever happened to her?- She's no princess.)

3. Nick Carter- (By far the best of the boy banders- Hello?! Why am I giving commentary on this?! Decapitate all the boy bands and I'd be happy!)

4. Sarah Michelle Gellar- (I guess so. I like her fiancee better, though.- She needs to be Numero Uno. Freddie Prinz? Doesn't deserve her.)

5. Prince William- (Pretty, yes. He has kind of an empty head though. Can't think for himself.- None of the males on this list can think for themselves. I'm not sure about Alicia.)

September 21, 2002- Home

He did it again!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too shocked, can't write.

September 21, 2002- later

I was home. Minding my own business. Thinking about Fat Louie wearing a tiara.

I was like ladedadeda. And then my innocent little hand went into my hateful pocket.

PRINCESS……. DO NOT MOCK ME FOR I HOLD YOUR FUTURE HAPPINESS….

What is that supposed to mean?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Does this sicko want to rot my mind?!?!

OMG! I just got IM-ed. Hold on.

Here it is:

CracKing: Hey, Thermopolis.

FtLouie: Don't do that! You scared me!

CracKing: Don't do what? Instant Message you?

FtLouie: No. Yes.

CracKing: What?!

FtLouie: Nevermind.

CracKing: Okay….

FtLouie: Why'd you IM me?

CracKing: I was bored. You were on.

FtLouie: I feel so valued.

CracKing: Hey! You asked!

FtLouie: You were supposed to say that you enjoy my witty conversational techniques.

CracKing: What if I don't? And those were some pretty big words for you.

FtLouie: Well, if you're going to insult me….

CracKing: Wait!
FtLouie: What?

CracKing: Lilly wants me to ask you why you're being so weird lately.

FtLouie: Tell Lilly that I have not been acting weird.

CracKing: Is there something wrong?

FtLouie: Well….

CracKing: What?

FtLouie: Nothing.

Right then I got another IM

Sk8erBoi: Geet my message?

FtLouie: Who are u????

What did that note mean?!

CracKing: I'm Michael. What did what note mean?

FtLouie: Sry. Wrong person.

FtLouie: Who r u?????? What did that note mean?

Sk8erBoi: I wouldn't expect you to understand.

FtLouie: That's mean!

CracKing: What's mean? Who are you talking to?

FtLouie: Sry. Wrong person. No1.

FtLouie: That's mean!

Sk8erBoi: You're mean. You hurt my feelings.

FtLouie: What did I do to you?

CracKing: Thermopolis you're starting to scare me.

FtLouie: Sry, wrong person.

CracKing: Of course…..

FtLouie: What did I ever do to u?

Sk8erBoi has logged off and did not receive your message

CracKing: Mia? Are you still there???!?!

FtLouie: Yeah. Sorry. I have to go.

CracKing: Don't!

FtLouie has logged off

Great. Now I'm being stalked by a delusional punk and my best friend's brother AKA my crush since forever thinks I'm Princess of the Squirrels.