Authors note: This is a fic co-written by carrie (better known to some
people as carby101) and laura. Together we make claura the unquestionably
good writing team. In this fic, Carter doesn't work at county he is a
detective. It is set around Easter and is a fun lil thing we made up
together, so no flames please. And remember, save a life, review.
(Carter enters, he is wearing a detective coat and looks very mysterious and may I add, sexy. He looks around and walks up to the first pretty nurse he sees, Abby.)
Carter: I am here to investigate the death of Dr Deb..... i mean, Dr Jing Deb. No, Dr Jing Mei Chen. I'm sorry I just read the name off the front the case file, but what's important is that she's dead.
Abby: I don't know what kind of sick joke this is, but Dr Chen is alive, very alive.
(We hear a scream coming from trauma room 1. It is jing-mei, or whatever people call her nowadays.)
Carter: Evidently not anymore.
(Carter and Abby rush to trauma room 1 and find Chen lying on the ground in a pool of her own blood. By her side there is a note. Carter picks up the note and reads it out loud.)
Carter: Chen in trauma room 1 with a scalpel.
(everyone's gaze drifts to a scalpel lying beside Chen's body. It is covered in blood. Chen's mouth is open as if she is screaming, there is an object inside her mouth. Carter bends down to see what it is *when he is doing that Abby checks out his oh so fine ass* He pulls the object out of her mouth. It is an Easter Egg.)
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(Later on, Abby is standing there looking horrified at what has happened while Carter looks carefully at the easter egg.)
Abby: Who would do such a thing?
Carter: This is an easter egg.
Abby: It's all so horrible.
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg.
Abby: And, she's dead!
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg that just happens to be our main piece of evidence.
Abby: Who will discharge her patients?
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg that just happens to be our main piece of evidence apart from the incriminating note and the scalpel .
Abby: And, who will tell her parents?
(Romano walks up to Carter.)
Romano: Ah, John Carter I presume. I hope you found out who did these murders, maybe then they could pay for the floor of trauma room 1 to be cleaned.
Carter: This egg is a very big piece of evidence and so I must hide it.
Romano: That's a big loss of money, those lil shmucks who come in with big bleeds and bleed all over our floors. Do they have any idea how hard blood stains are to get out of lino?
Carter: My baby egg. Nothing will harm you.
Romano: And gloves. Whenever a doctor loses a patient they throw their gloves on the floor. Total waste of gloves, these doctors presume that they can throw gloves on the floor every time and it gets so annoying. I'm depressed. Must....have....chocolate! (Romano grabs the easter egg out of Carter's arms and eats it.)
Carter: You ate my baby!
Abby: Ew, that was in Chen's mouth!
Romano: Abby dear, when a man has a craving, he has a craving now if you don't mind, I have work to do and so do you Mr Carter.
Carter: Right, yes work. Abby is it?
Abby: Yes, I don't think I know your name.
Carter: It's Carter, John Carter.
Abby: Okay (they stare at each other and suddenly jerk back to consciousness at the same time)
Carter: Right.. So, who was in the building today?
Abby: Well, all the patients, but there weren't many doctors in the building today, Corday was giving a lecture on emergeny medicine. Really boring, thank god I was on shift. There's a list on the computer of everyone on shift. But I don't see why that would help, it could easily be a patient who did it, or some random madman.
Carter: No, believe me a doctor did it.
Abby: How do you know?
Carter: The autopsy showed that the scalpel had been used as if by a surgeon, or at least a doctor who knew how to cut people properly.
Abby: A doctor here did it? That's almost too horrible to think about!
Carter: So can you get me a list of everyone working?
Abby: There should be one over here (she looks towards the table where sure enough there is a listt of all the people who aren't working)
Carter: Hmm, now at the top of the list is a Mr .... Pratt? Please tell me that thats not his real name.
Abby: It's his real name
Carter: wow! He must have got teased at school. I'd better go, see him.
Abby: Yeah, you need to go, see him. (she looks at carter and their gazes lock.)
Carter: Right, I'm gonna go see him now.
Abby: Yes, you go see him. (they stand looking at each other for a minute longer) I thought you were gonna go see him.
Carter: I was... I mean I am. Here I am, going to see him. (he walks out of the room to go and find Pratt. He is blushing. He goes into curtain area 2, and there he finds Pratt hanging from the ceiling. He has been hung and is very, very dead. In his mouth is an easter egg. The camera angle shifts to the floor where there is a note. The note reads: Pratt in curtain area 2, with a rope.
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(Carter enters, he is wearing a detective coat and looks very mysterious and may I add, sexy. He looks around and walks up to the first pretty nurse he sees, Abby.)
Carter: I am here to investigate the death of Dr Deb..... i mean, Dr Jing Deb. No, Dr Jing Mei Chen. I'm sorry I just read the name off the front the case file, but what's important is that she's dead.
Abby: I don't know what kind of sick joke this is, but Dr Chen is alive, very alive.
(We hear a scream coming from trauma room 1. It is jing-mei, or whatever people call her nowadays.)
Carter: Evidently not anymore.
(Carter and Abby rush to trauma room 1 and find Chen lying on the ground in a pool of her own blood. By her side there is a note. Carter picks up the note and reads it out loud.)
Carter: Chen in trauma room 1 with a scalpel.
(everyone's gaze drifts to a scalpel lying beside Chen's body. It is covered in blood. Chen's mouth is open as if she is screaming, there is an object inside her mouth. Carter bends down to see what it is *when he is doing that Abby checks out his oh so fine ass* He pulls the object out of her mouth. It is an Easter Egg.)
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(Later on, Abby is standing there looking horrified at what has happened while Carter looks carefully at the easter egg.)
Abby: Who would do such a thing?
Carter: This is an easter egg.
Abby: It's all so horrible.
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg.
Abby: And, she's dead!
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg that just happens to be our main piece of evidence.
Abby: Who will discharge her patients?
Carter: A very aesthetically pleasing easter egg that just happens to be our main piece of evidence apart from the incriminating note and the scalpel .
Abby: And, who will tell her parents?
(Romano walks up to Carter.)
Romano: Ah, John Carter I presume. I hope you found out who did these murders, maybe then they could pay for the floor of trauma room 1 to be cleaned.
Carter: This egg is a very big piece of evidence and so I must hide it.
Romano: That's a big loss of money, those lil shmucks who come in with big bleeds and bleed all over our floors. Do they have any idea how hard blood stains are to get out of lino?
Carter: My baby egg. Nothing will harm you.
Romano: And gloves. Whenever a doctor loses a patient they throw their gloves on the floor. Total waste of gloves, these doctors presume that they can throw gloves on the floor every time and it gets so annoying. I'm depressed. Must....have....chocolate! (Romano grabs the easter egg out of Carter's arms and eats it.)
Carter: You ate my baby!
Abby: Ew, that was in Chen's mouth!
Romano: Abby dear, when a man has a craving, he has a craving now if you don't mind, I have work to do and so do you Mr Carter.
Carter: Right, yes work. Abby is it?
Abby: Yes, I don't think I know your name.
Carter: It's Carter, John Carter.
Abby: Okay (they stare at each other and suddenly jerk back to consciousness at the same time)
Carter: Right.. So, who was in the building today?
Abby: Well, all the patients, but there weren't many doctors in the building today, Corday was giving a lecture on emergeny medicine. Really boring, thank god I was on shift. There's a list on the computer of everyone on shift. But I don't see why that would help, it could easily be a patient who did it, or some random madman.
Carter: No, believe me a doctor did it.
Abby: How do you know?
Carter: The autopsy showed that the scalpel had been used as if by a surgeon, or at least a doctor who knew how to cut people properly.
Abby: A doctor here did it? That's almost too horrible to think about!
Carter: So can you get me a list of everyone working?
Abby: There should be one over here (she looks towards the table where sure enough there is a listt of all the people who aren't working)
Carter: Hmm, now at the top of the list is a Mr .... Pratt? Please tell me that thats not his real name.
Abby: It's his real name
Carter: wow! He must have got teased at school. I'd better go, see him.
Abby: Yeah, you need to go, see him. (she looks at carter and their gazes lock.)
Carter: Right, I'm gonna go see him now.
Abby: Yes, you go see him. (they stand looking at each other for a minute longer) I thought you were gonna go see him.
Carter: I was... I mean I am. Here I am, going to see him. (he walks out of the room to go and find Pratt. He is blushing. He goes into curtain area 2, and there he finds Pratt hanging from the ceiling. He has been hung and is very, very dead. In his mouth is an easter egg. The camera angle shifts to the floor where there is a note. The note reads: Pratt in curtain area 2, with a rope.
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