The Inuyasha Limericks
by Aki-chan
All I own are some of the episodes on DVD. U.U Oh well! If I were any more obsessive I'd be put in a room with padded walls! ^.^
I thought there should be some more short, simple, and entertaining pieces. There just isn't enough time to read all those lovely 20-chapter fics. So here goes—my first fanwrits! (Don't laugh at my made-up words! I just needed something that rhymed!)
There was a hanyou Inuyasha,
Who beat his big brother to quash a
Disturbing ambition
To follow tradition,
And smite everyone into musha!
The pretty taijiya named Sango
Thought Miroku's actions were wrong-o.
She'd box his poor ear,
When he rubbed her rear,
And beat on his skull like a bongo!
The one that we all know as Fluffy,
Likes to think that he's quite a toughie.
But when he took in
The little girl Rin,
He proved that inside he's a softy.
The little kitsune Shippo
Decided to let Inu know
That he was the boss;
But then Inu tossed
That furball right out the window!
Kagome was dragged through a well
By a centipede right out of Hell,
But forgot all her fears
When she rubbed Inu's ears,
And in love with the hanyou she fell.
That's all for now, folks!
What do you think so far? Funny, cute, stupid, wacko? – just R&R!