=DISCLAIMER!!= I do NOT own B5, any of the characters nor do I own the white house/Bill Clinton (thank Jhonen!) This is a completely random and plotless fic that entered my deranged mind at about 3am, so bare with me if it totally sucks and if it's totally OOC. I'm not good at being Sheridan or Delenn...o0 By the way, Marcus just kinda shows up outta no where, cuz he's the best character!! Even if he *is* dead

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Captain John Sheridan and Ambassador Delenn sat in one of the gardens of Babylon 5, their eyes locked on each other, looking like two people in that magical feeling of looooove. Which, of course, they were.

"Delenn...Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?" Sheridan asked, his one arm around Delenn

"Yes, John, you have..." Delenn smiled, and kissed him gently.

Sheridan kissed her back, and was about to kiss her again when Ivanova's voice crackled over the com link. (hehe! I ruin moments!!!)

"Sheridan? I think there's something you should see in Loading Dock D." (I'm making that place up =P)

Sheridan pulled himself away from Delenn. 'Alright, I'll be right there.'

Delenn looked at him. 'Can I come?'

Sheridan shrugged. "Sure."

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Susan Ivanova and Garabaldi stood talking in Loading Dock D, examining a bluish stone.

"Whadda think it is?" Ivanova asked.

"I have no idea, but I think we should wait until Sheridan shows up." Garibaldi retorted.

"Ok."

(Enter Vir. I dunno why, I dunno how, and frankly my dear, I don't give damn! It's MY fic!)

Vir looked at the stone, suddenly having a strange impulse to pick it up. "What's this?" he poked it.

"VIR! DON'T!" Ivanova snapped.

Vir put it down quickly, and smiled sheepishly.

Just at that moment, Sheridan and Delenn walked in.

"What's the problem?" Sheridan looked around.

"One of the scouts found this. We decided to wait for you to get here before we looked at it further." Ivanova indicated the blue stone.

"Interesting..." Delenn commented.

"What is?" Garibaldi asked.

"It looks like one of the time travel stones my mother used to tell me about..." Delenn said, picking it up.

"What? You mean we can travel back in time?" Vir asked.

"Yes. Exactly." Delenn replied.

"So we could go back to 1995 and see that old president....what was his name...Clinton doing one of his secretaries?" Garibaldi asked, naming the first place that popped into his head. (Note: I don't know why the Clinton scandal popped into my head at this point...o0)

"I sup-" Delen was cut off by a rush of blue smoke that was surrounding them all.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Sheridan yelled, directing his question to no one in particular.

"I think Delenn's stone worked..." Vir said.

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(Back in 1995, where a very...ahem...."happy" Bill Clinton sat at his desk, lipstick all over his face.)

"I have to get that woman's pay check increased..." Clinton mused.

Suddenly, out of the ceiling (or so it seemed) fell 5 persons.

"GARIBALDI! WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Ivanova was crushed by everyone else.

Bill Clinton looked up. "What the....?" He rubbed his eyes, but the cursing Ivanova and the others remained.

Sheridan quickly helped Delenn to her feet, while Garibaldi looked around the room in awe, Ivanova kept swearing, and Vir blinked stupidly.

"Who ARE all you people?!" Bill Clinton demanded.

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END CHAPTER! Sooooo...how disturbing was it?? It'll get better, I promise!! Please review!!