CHAPTER 1 RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! "Ah man...not school again!" Diddy sits up in bed and stops the violently ringing alarm clock. "No one,absoloutly no one is going to make me go to sch.." "DIDDY!!YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!! Diddy:oh no!that was mom!I'm going to have to think up a sly ruse to get out of this one!!"Diddy quickly gets back in bed and coughs repetitivly. Diddy's mom:Oh cocunuts!It looks like you caught a nasty cold,banana chunks!you will have to stay home for the day." Diddy:y-y-yes moth..." Tiny storms in the room,"Whats all this hoo-ha about my brother having a "cold!" Mom:"That's right!Sweet little Diddy is awfully sick!And,....... Diddy smiles and winks at Tiny while their mom is talking to her.Tiny mouths"I'llget you,Diddy!" Mom:"Now go to school,Tiny,and leave your brother alone!!" Tiny:"Fine!" Mom:"Now take care of your poor little sick body,Diddy.And remember,no going outside!!" Diddy:"OK,mommykins.I won't! Mom:"By Diddy!"SLAM!The door closes.FREEDOM!" "That was cake!"Diddy said to himself."now,I'll go to Donkey's house." Diddy tries to open the door but.."Dammit!Tiny must have locked it when she went out!"Then,he decided just to jump out. Aching and bruised, diddy got up,and headed to D.K.'s house. DK:"CRAP!CAN'T BAKE SOUFFLE!! Diddy:"Hey DK,sup? DK looked puzzled,then exclaimed,"COOL,ummm,um,oh yeah,DUDE! Diddy:"Whatever.Listen,do you have some spare change I could borrow? DK:"Are'nt you s'posed to be in,um,what do you call that place were you learn stuff again? Diddy:"Um,Yes." DK:"Then why you..Hey!Wait a minute!That why you here at DK's house?" Diddy:"Exactomundo big guy.Now enough small talk.Got the dough?" DK:"You mean dough for DK's souffle?" Diddy:No!MONEY!MONEY!M-O-N-E-Y!DO YOU HAVE SOME!!" DK:"Some dough?" Diddy looks depressed,then calmly takes a 20 dollar bill out of DK's pocket. Diddy:"Thanks DK.See ya." Diddy runs out of DK's place."Good God,I wonder how he even manages his own money!or even make a souffle!" back at DK's house..... DK:"Did he just take some money?"