Chapter 3
Good news.Cranky was home.Diddy approached Cranky's window.
"Okay",Diddy said to the camrea,"I'm approaching the victim's house."
As Diddy got closer and closer,he could tell that the T.V. was on.He looked in Cranky's window and saw the most greatest thing in his life he had ever seen.
He saw Cranky.He saw Cranky watching the T.V.He was watching Blues clue's while sucking his toes.
"...and whats in the box kids?Do you remember?"said Steve (I hate that retard)on T.V.
"BLUES PINK BALL STEVE!!THAT'S WHATS IN THE BOX!STEVE!!!"Cranky cried out desperatly.Diddy couldn't believe his eyes!Was this a dream come true?Had Cranky gone mad?!And whats more,Cranky was 77!
Diddy then concentrated on the prank.Diddy set up an amplifier and a microphone.He was ready.Diddy cut the power line.the T.V. went out.And the Lights.
Cranky:"Turn the T.V. back on!BBLLLLLUUUUEEEE!!"Cranky wailed.He started to walk away.Then out of now where,he heard a booming voice yell.....
"CRAAAAAANNKYY!!!CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!"
"Wh-wh-who's there?"
"IT"S ME!!YOUR DEAD WIFE!!YOU SHOULD BE DISGRACED!!WATCHING A T.V. SHOW!!FOR KIDDIES!MAYBE I SHOULD SPREAD A RUMOR ALL OVER KONGO JUNGLE?
"No! Anything but that!I'll do anything!!ANYTHING!!For the love of mercy!I'll be ruined!
"ANYTHING?"Diddy boomed.
"YES!ANYTHING!"Cranky shrieked.
Diddy:O.K.Go take off your shirt and run around town screaming "I LOVE YOU!YOU LOVE ME,WE A HAPPY FAM'LY!!!
Cranky:"You have got to be KIDDING me!I hate Barney.Only watch Blues Cl..
"I DON'T CARE!!DO IT OR ELSE!!"screamed Diddy."
Cranky:O.K.!!I'll do it!!"
So,Diddy video taped Crankey,making him look like the worst idiot in the world.It was disgustingly hilarious.BLACKMAIL!BING BING BING!!!
Diddy went away from the exausted Cranky,to find another victim.
A note to the readers:The trouble really starts in the next chapter!!
Good news.Cranky was home.Diddy approached Cranky's window.
"Okay",Diddy said to the camrea,"I'm approaching the victim's house."
As Diddy got closer and closer,he could tell that the T.V. was on.He looked in Cranky's window and saw the most greatest thing in his life he had ever seen.
He saw Cranky.He saw Cranky watching the T.V.He was watching Blues clue's while sucking his toes.
"...and whats in the box kids?Do you remember?"said Steve (I hate that retard)on T.V.
"BLUES PINK BALL STEVE!!THAT'S WHATS IN THE BOX!STEVE!!!"Cranky cried out desperatly.Diddy couldn't believe his eyes!Was this a dream come true?Had Cranky gone mad?!And whats more,Cranky was 77!
Diddy then concentrated on the prank.Diddy set up an amplifier and a microphone.He was ready.Diddy cut the power line.the T.V. went out.And the Lights.
Cranky:"Turn the T.V. back on!BBLLLLLUUUUEEEE!!"Cranky wailed.He started to walk away.Then out of now where,he heard a booming voice yell.....
"CRAAAAAANNKYY!!!CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKYYYYYYY!!!!"
"Wh-wh-who's there?"
"IT"S ME!!YOUR DEAD WIFE!!YOU SHOULD BE DISGRACED!!WATCHING A T.V. SHOW!!FOR KIDDIES!MAYBE I SHOULD SPREAD A RUMOR ALL OVER KONGO JUNGLE?
"No! Anything but that!I'll do anything!!ANYTHING!!For the love of mercy!I'll be ruined!
"ANYTHING?"Diddy boomed.
"YES!ANYTHING!"Cranky shrieked.
Diddy:O.K.Go take off your shirt and run around town screaming "I LOVE YOU!YOU LOVE ME,WE A HAPPY FAM'LY!!!
Cranky:"You have got to be KIDDING me!I hate Barney.Only watch Blues Cl..
"I DON'T CARE!!DO IT OR ELSE!!"screamed Diddy."
Cranky:O.K.!!I'll do it!!"
So,Diddy video taped Crankey,making him look like the worst idiot in the world.It was disgustingly hilarious.BLACKMAIL!BING BING BING!!!
Diddy went away from the exausted Cranky,to find another victim.
A note to the readers:The trouble really starts in the next chapter!!