It's me again! Time for round two! Thanks to all who reviewed, I love you guys! Please remember to read and respond! ~Sparklemoonbunny
Part Two
(The scene starts back outside the school where zillions of reporters are discussing the recent events and waiting for interviews.)
Reporter: This is Arman Hammer, reporting live outside of Hogwarts School where we just got word that the next part of the ceremony is about to go on. It has also come to my attention that Mister Harry Potter seemed to have broken his leg during the awards. Let's see if I can get a response from any of the fans.
(Arman walks near a crowd of screaming girls who are behind a velvet red rope and crying out for Harry)
Arman: Excuse me, can I have an interview with one of you young ladies?
(A crying girl wearing a wedding gown with a sign taped to it that reads "Harry Will You Marry Me?" approaches Arman and grabs his microphone.)
Girl: HARRY I LOVE YOU!!!! MARRY ME!!!!
(Arman snatches the microphone and looks annoyed but then composes himself.)
Arman: Yes that's interesting. How do you feel about Harry's injury?
Girl (looking shocked and angry at Arman.): Harry hurt himself?! What? How? I bet you did it!
Arman: What? I didn't do anything! I'm just letting you-
Girl: You did it! I'll KILL YOU!!!
(Girl along with more girls all tackle Arman to the ground and attack him like a pack of wild dogs. The camera guy laughs and positions the camera to ground level.)
Arman: Let's get.... OUCH...back to the awards.
(Back inside Hogwarts, the orchestra stops playing and the audience claps as the announcer introduces Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley again)
Announcer: Please welcome back our hosts, Gilderoy Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley.
(Audience claps and Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley walk on stage.)
Lockhart: Thank you. I understand that you all miss me. What can I say? I am a loveable guy! In fact there was this one time-
Mrs. Weasley: Uh Gilderoy? We have to announce the presenters.
Lockhart: Oh right. Well here to present the next category is Crabbe and Goyle!
(Audience boos and hisses as Crabbe and Goyle walk on stage.)
Crabbe: Uh, why are we here?
Goyle: I don't know. They promised us cake.
Crabbe: I don't see any.
Goyle: They said that when somebody gets an award we get cake.
Crabbe: Let's call a name. Uh, how about Angelina?
(Audience claps and Angelina confusedly walks onstage to receive the award for ...uh ...well...we'll never know.)
Angelina (clutching award): Well, I don't know why I won this so I can't really give a speech. Just...uh...thanks!
(She walks offstage and applause is followed. Crabbe and Goyle are given cake and then Professor Lupin walks to the podium as Crabbe and Goyle leaves.)
Lupin: I think Mr. Weasley put it best. How thick can you get?
(Audience laughs.)
Lupin: Anyway I'm here to present a category and award. Note both.
(More laughter)
Lupin: The next award goes to School TroubleMaker. The nominees are: Draco Malfoy
(Draco points to a sack in his hand filled with 50000 galleons and murmurs "Bribe!")
Lupin: Peeves
(Peeves sticks his tongue out at the camera.)
Lupin: Eminem
(Eminem sticks middle finger up at camera much to the dislike of McGonagall who threatens "Detention!")
Lupin: And the Weasley Twins!
(Weasley twins high five each other)
Lupin (Opening envelope): The winner is....The Weasley Twins!
(Applause breaks out and Fred and George walk onstage. George shakes hands with Lupin and shocks him with a handshake buzzer.)
George: Gotcha professor!
Fred: We want to thank the good people at Mad Magazine!
George: Yeah! That magazine is dead helpful. Oh and also all the countless of people we played pranks on.
Fred: Thanks you guys!
(The twins walk offstage and Nearly Headless Nick and the Bloody Baron walks on.)
Nick: I say, these awards get better each year!
Baron: When you're dead, everything seems better.
(Audience laughs.)
Baron: No, I'm serious.
(More laughter.)
Nick: Stop being a stick in the mud and let's introduce the next category.
Baron: The next category goes to Prettiest Girl in Hogwarts. The nominees are Cho Chang
(Cho blushes and claps politely.)
Baron: Hermione Granger
(Hermione puts down her copy of One thousand Magical Spells for Beginners and looks up as her name is called.)
Baron: Parvti Patel
(Parveti waves to the camera.)
Baron: and Pansy Parkinson? This must be a mistake.
(Pansy frowns and shakes her fist.)
Nick: And the winner is... Cho Chang!
(Cho rushes onstage and gracefully takes the award, smiling.)
Cho: I don't know what to say. I can't believe so many of you voted for me!
Nick: Yes, it was very interesting. You had a lot of votes summited by someone named Larry Motter.
(Harry, sitting in the audience with a cast on blushes)
Cho: Well whoever you are, Larry, thank you!
(Cho, Nick, and the Bloody Baron all exit offstage. Lucius Malfoy and Mad eye Moody walk onstage)
Lucius: I am only here because I'm bored.
Moody: We both know that you want to have some fun and that's why you're here.
Lucius: No, I'm bored.
Moody: You want to have fun.
Lucius: Listen I know what I-
Moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!
(Lucius shuts up and looks bewildered at Moody.)
Moody (laughing): I love that phrase! Anyway the next category is Best Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher.
Lucius: The nominees are: Professor Lupin
(Lupin smiles)
Lucius: You, Mad Eye Moody
(Moody nods in approval.)
Lucius: Professor and I use the term loosely, Lockhart
(Lockhart puts down his mirror and gives a brilliant toothy smile.)
Lucius: and the late Professor Quirrel.
Lucius (opening envelope): The winner is....Lupin.
(Lupin walks onstage and receives the award while Lucius and Moody walk offstage.)
Lupin: I want to thank all the staff and students who kindly nominated me for this award! It's an honor!
(Audience claps and Lupin walks offstage. Harry (on crutches) and Draco walk onstage.)
Harry: Oh boy, it's you Draco.
Draco: I didn't choose to work with you either, Potter. They just stuck us together. Something about us being the hottest guys in the books.
Harry: I may be but they might have mistaken you, Malfoy.
(Audience laughs and Draco snickers.)
Draco: Very funny. At least I didn't break my leg.
Harry: Come off it, Malfoy. You're just upset because you didn't win any awards.
Draco: No. I'm not for your information. I don't even want a stupid award!
Harry: Whatever. At least I'm a better Seeker than you!
Draco: I doubt that. Maybe you catch that stupid Snitch but that's because your glasses probably magnify everything.
Harry: I don't expect you to ever catch the Snitch, Malfoy. On account you are a Golden Snitch.
(Audience laughs and the Weasley Twins shout out "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!". Malfoy looks embarrasses and mutters something about dyeing his hair.)
Draco: Moving on, the next award is a special LifeTime Annoyance Award. It goes to a very special individual who has devoted their life to annoying and pestering others. The award is a plaque and a check for 2,0000,0000 galleons.
Harry: The winner of this award is none other Lord Voldemort himself!
(Audience claps and whistles.)
Draco: Since Lord Voldemort couldn't be here personally, we are broadcasting him on satellite from Orlando Florida in Disney World.
(Screen appears in back of Harry and Draco and Voldemort appears on it dressed in mouse ears, a Hawaiian print shirt, sunglasses, and holding a fruit drink with an umbrella straw in it.)
Voldemort: I want to thank all my followers who voted for me, Lord Voldemort. When I first killed Lilly and James Potter I had no idea it would bring me to this! I am truly touched and can wait till I return back to the U.K. to cause more mayhem. Be ready Harry because Voldemort's coming back with a tan to kill you!
(Screen lifts up and audience claps.)
Harry: Isn't he great, ladies and gentlemen? Give him one more round of applause!
(More clapping and then Draco and Harry leave. Mrs. Weasley along with Lockhart walk back onstage.)
Lockhart: Well this night has become more magical by the moment!
Mrs. Weasley: Indeed, but like all magical things it ends at midnight.
Lockhart: Are you serious?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes. After midnight the price to rent all this stuff doubles!
Lockhart: Well that's why there's always the after party!
(Crowd laughs.)
Mrs. Weasley: We want to thank Albus Dumbledore for hosting this ceremony and Tabitha'a Magical Catering Service for providing us with second rate food.
(Audience chuckles)
Lockhart: Just kidding! Thank you for attending and we hope to see you at the after party! Good night!
(Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley walk offstage and orchestra plays. Audience stands up and claps)
Announcer: This has been your 2002 End of the Term Awards! Thank you and goodnight!
(Back outside, reporters try to get a brief interview with all the stars as they file out to their limos. Fans scream out their names in hope of an autograph.)
Arman: I'm Arman Hammer, reporting and it has become pretty obvious that the ceremony is over. The stars are coming out now and heading to their limos. Here comes Ron Weasley now! Let's see if I can get a word out of him.
(Crowd cheers for Ron and Arman calls out Ron's name for an interview.)
Arman: Ron, I understand you won an award! Congratulations! How do you feel?
Ron: Thank you. I was really nervous and didn't expect to win an award but as you see I did.
Arman: What are you planning to do now?
Ron: Well me and the rest of the gang plan to go to the after party down at the Three Broomsticks Tavern to celebrate.
Arman: Well good luck to you and thank you.
(Ron shakes Arman's hand and wanders off.)
Arman: I see Draco Malfoy approaching. Let's see if I can get an interview.
(Arman calls Draco over.)
Arman: Draco, what are your thoughts on the ceremony?
Draco: It sucked. They get lousier each year.
Arman: I take it you didn't win an award?
(Draco looks outraged.)
Draco: I didn't even want a stupid award. How dare you imply that!
(Draco snaps his fingers and two bodyguards come out of nowhere and beat the snot out of Armen. Draco grabs the microphone.)
Draco: You know who you really wanted to win! You wanted me! The awards were fixed! I want all my loyal fans to demand that Draco Malfoy get a special award for this injustice. You can send your letters to Give Draco An Award, care of Draco Malfoy, 222 Firench Lane. Hurry don't delay! This has been a Draco Malfoy Production. Good night!
Part Two
(The scene starts back outside the school where zillions of reporters are discussing the recent events and waiting for interviews.)
Reporter: This is Arman Hammer, reporting live outside of Hogwarts School where we just got word that the next part of the ceremony is about to go on. It has also come to my attention that Mister Harry Potter seemed to have broken his leg during the awards. Let's see if I can get a response from any of the fans.
(Arman walks near a crowd of screaming girls who are behind a velvet red rope and crying out for Harry)
Arman: Excuse me, can I have an interview with one of you young ladies?
(A crying girl wearing a wedding gown with a sign taped to it that reads "Harry Will You Marry Me?" approaches Arman and grabs his microphone.)
Girl: HARRY I LOVE YOU!!!! MARRY ME!!!!
(Arman snatches the microphone and looks annoyed but then composes himself.)
Arman: Yes that's interesting. How do you feel about Harry's injury?
Girl (looking shocked and angry at Arman.): Harry hurt himself?! What? How? I bet you did it!
Arman: What? I didn't do anything! I'm just letting you-
Girl: You did it! I'll KILL YOU!!!
(Girl along with more girls all tackle Arman to the ground and attack him like a pack of wild dogs. The camera guy laughs and positions the camera to ground level.)
Arman: Let's get.... OUCH...back to the awards.
(Back inside Hogwarts, the orchestra stops playing and the audience claps as the announcer introduces Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley again)
Announcer: Please welcome back our hosts, Gilderoy Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley.
(Audience claps and Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley walk on stage.)
Lockhart: Thank you. I understand that you all miss me. What can I say? I am a loveable guy! In fact there was this one time-
Mrs. Weasley: Uh Gilderoy? We have to announce the presenters.
Lockhart: Oh right. Well here to present the next category is Crabbe and Goyle!
(Audience boos and hisses as Crabbe and Goyle walk on stage.)
Crabbe: Uh, why are we here?
Goyle: I don't know. They promised us cake.
Crabbe: I don't see any.
Goyle: They said that when somebody gets an award we get cake.
Crabbe: Let's call a name. Uh, how about Angelina?
(Audience claps and Angelina confusedly walks onstage to receive the award for ...uh ...well...we'll never know.)
Angelina (clutching award): Well, I don't know why I won this so I can't really give a speech. Just...uh...thanks!
(She walks offstage and applause is followed. Crabbe and Goyle are given cake and then Professor Lupin walks to the podium as Crabbe and Goyle leaves.)
Lupin: I think Mr. Weasley put it best. How thick can you get?
(Audience laughs.)
Lupin: Anyway I'm here to present a category and award. Note both.
(More laughter)
Lupin: The next award goes to School TroubleMaker. The nominees are: Draco Malfoy
(Draco points to a sack in his hand filled with 50000 galleons and murmurs "Bribe!")
Lupin: Peeves
(Peeves sticks his tongue out at the camera.)
Lupin: Eminem
(Eminem sticks middle finger up at camera much to the dislike of McGonagall who threatens "Detention!")
Lupin: And the Weasley Twins!
(Weasley twins high five each other)
Lupin (Opening envelope): The winner is....The Weasley Twins!
(Applause breaks out and Fred and George walk onstage. George shakes hands with Lupin and shocks him with a handshake buzzer.)
George: Gotcha professor!
Fred: We want to thank the good people at Mad Magazine!
George: Yeah! That magazine is dead helpful. Oh and also all the countless of people we played pranks on.
Fred: Thanks you guys!
(The twins walk offstage and Nearly Headless Nick and the Bloody Baron walks on.)
Nick: I say, these awards get better each year!
Baron: When you're dead, everything seems better.
(Audience laughs.)
Baron: No, I'm serious.
(More laughter.)
Nick: Stop being a stick in the mud and let's introduce the next category.
Baron: The next category goes to Prettiest Girl in Hogwarts. The nominees are Cho Chang
(Cho blushes and claps politely.)
Baron: Hermione Granger
(Hermione puts down her copy of One thousand Magical Spells for Beginners and looks up as her name is called.)
Baron: Parvti Patel
(Parveti waves to the camera.)
Baron: and Pansy Parkinson? This must be a mistake.
(Pansy frowns and shakes her fist.)
Nick: And the winner is... Cho Chang!
(Cho rushes onstage and gracefully takes the award, smiling.)
Cho: I don't know what to say. I can't believe so many of you voted for me!
Nick: Yes, it was very interesting. You had a lot of votes summited by someone named Larry Motter.
(Harry, sitting in the audience with a cast on blushes)
Cho: Well whoever you are, Larry, thank you!
(Cho, Nick, and the Bloody Baron all exit offstage. Lucius Malfoy and Mad eye Moody walk onstage)
Lucius: I am only here because I'm bored.
Moody: We both know that you want to have some fun and that's why you're here.
Lucius: No, I'm bored.
Moody: You want to have fun.
Lucius: Listen I know what I-
Moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!
(Lucius shuts up and looks bewildered at Moody.)
Moody (laughing): I love that phrase! Anyway the next category is Best Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher.
Lucius: The nominees are: Professor Lupin
(Lupin smiles)
Lucius: You, Mad Eye Moody
(Moody nods in approval.)
Lucius: Professor and I use the term loosely, Lockhart
(Lockhart puts down his mirror and gives a brilliant toothy smile.)
Lucius: and the late Professor Quirrel.
Lucius (opening envelope): The winner is....Lupin.
(Lupin walks onstage and receives the award while Lucius and Moody walk offstage.)
Lupin: I want to thank all the staff and students who kindly nominated me for this award! It's an honor!
(Audience claps and Lupin walks offstage. Harry (on crutches) and Draco walk onstage.)
Harry: Oh boy, it's you Draco.
Draco: I didn't choose to work with you either, Potter. They just stuck us together. Something about us being the hottest guys in the books.
Harry: I may be but they might have mistaken you, Malfoy.
(Audience laughs and Draco snickers.)
Draco: Very funny. At least I didn't break my leg.
Harry: Come off it, Malfoy. You're just upset because you didn't win any awards.
Draco: No. I'm not for your information. I don't even want a stupid award!
Harry: Whatever. At least I'm a better Seeker than you!
Draco: I doubt that. Maybe you catch that stupid Snitch but that's because your glasses probably magnify everything.
Harry: I don't expect you to ever catch the Snitch, Malfoy. On account you are a Golden Snitch.
(Audience laughs and the Weasley Twins shout out "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!". Malfoy looks embarrasses and mutters something about dyeing his hair.)
Draco: Moving on, the next award is a special LifeTime Annoyance Award. It goes to a very special individual who has devoted their life to annoying and pestering others. The award is a plaque and a check for 2,0000,0000 galleons.
Harry: The winner of this award is none other Lord Voldemort himself!
(Audience claps and whistles.)
Draco: Since Lord Voldemort couldn't be here personally, we are broadcasting him on satellite from Orlando Florida in Disney World.
(Screen appears in back of Harry and Draco and Voldemort appears on it dressed in mouse ears, a Hawaiian print shirt, sunglasses, and holding a fruit drink with an umbrella straw in it.)
Voldemort: I want to thank all my followers who voted for me, Lord Voldemort. When I first killed Lilly and James Potter I had no idea it would bring me to this! I am truly touched and can wait till I return back to the U.K. to cause more mayhem. Be ready Harry because Voldemort's coming back with a tan to kill you!
(Screen lifts up and audience claps.)
Harry: Isn't he great, ladies and gentlemen? Give him one more round of applause!
(More clapping and then Draco and Harry leave. Mrs. Weasley along with Lockhart walk back onstage.)
Lockhart: Well this night has become more magical by the moment!
Mrs. Weasley: Indeed, but like all magical things it ends at midnight.
Lockhart: Are you serious?
Mrs. Weasley: Yes. After midnight the price to rent all this stuff doubles!
Lockhart: Well that's why there's always the after party!
(Crowd laughs.)
Mrs. Weasley: We want to thank Albus Dumbledore for hosting this ceremony and Tabitha'a Magical Catering Service for providing us with second rate food.
(Audience chuckles)
Lockhart: Just kidding! Thank you for attending and we hope to see you at the after party! Good night!
(Lockhart and Mrs. Weasley walk offstage and orchestra plays. Audience stands up and claps)
Announcer: This has been your 2002 End of the Term Awards! Thank you and goodnight!
(Back outside, reporters try to get a brief interview with all the stars as they file out to their limos. Fans scream out their names in hope of an autograph.)
Arman: I'm Arman Hammer, reporting and it has become pretty obvious that the ceremony is over. The stars are coming out now and heading to their limos. Here comes Ron Weasley now! Let's see if I can get a word out of him.
(Crowd cheers for Ron and Arman calls out Ron's name for an interview.)
Arman: Ron, I understand you won an award! Congratulations! How do you feel?
Ron: Thank you. I was really nervous and didn't expect to win an award but as you see I did.
Arman: What are you planning to do now?
Ron: Well me and the rest of the gang plan to go to the after party down at the Three Broomsticks Tavern to celebrate.
Arman: Well good luck to you and thank you.
(Ron shakes Arman's hand and wanders off.)
Arman: I see Draco Malfoy approaching. Let's see if I can get an interview.
(Arman calls Draco over.)
Arman: Draco, what are your thoughts on the ceremony?
Draco: It sucked. They get lousier each year.
Arman: I take it you didn't win an award?
(Draco looks outraged.)
Draco: I didn't even want a stupid award. How dare you imply that!
(Draco snaps his fingers and two bodyguards come out of nowhere and beat the snot out of Armen. Draco grabs the microphone.)
Draco: You know who you really wanted to win! You wanted me! The awards were fixed! I want all my loyal fans to demand that Draco Malfoy get a special award for this injustice. You can send your letters to Give Draco An Award, care of Draco Malfoy, 222 Firench Lane. Hurry don't delay! This has been a Draco Malfoy Production. Good night!