Author's note: Thanks for the reviews!

The next night Jin was walking with JULIA in the park.

Julia: So, why did you break up with Xiaoyu?

Jin: She broke up with me. After I told her that I didn't like her liking me only for my money, she dumped me.

Julia: That is so bad!

Jin: Yep. Even more bad, cos afterwards she stole my credit card and emptied my bank account.

Julia: Oh my Gosh!

Jin: But I think she was a bit mad at me for mooning her parents.

Julia: EWW!

Jin: hey, what can I say? I was drunk at the time.

(They keep on talking about the stuff Jin did)

Julia: So.

Jin: What?

Julia: er. Would you like to, uhh.

Jin: Would I like to what?

(Julia whispers in his ear)

Jin: WHAT!

Julia: Just once?

Jin: But why?

Julia: From the first moment I saw you I knew I loved you!

Jin: .I don't know

Julia: Please? And if after that you don't wanna continue our relationship, it's ok.

Jin: Ok

(Later that night.)

Julia: Well. I guess this is goodbye then.

Jin: don't be so dramatic!

Julia: Well, before I go I want to tell you something.

Jin: What?

(Julia pulls off mask, revealing herself to be an ugly teenybopper)

Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Teenybopper: this has been so wonderful! I can't believe that JIN KAZAMA actually wore makeup and female clothes just for me!

Jin: I did all that for a teenybopper? Damn!

Teenybopper: I will always keep that moment close to my heart! I'll keep that photo of you in my breast pocket and I will never take it out!

Jin: ARGH! THAT'S IT!

(morphs into devil, kills teenybopper and flies away, only to be knocked out by flying into a tree)