Excerpt from the Daily Gossiper.
In today's newspaper, our sources have informed us of some TERRIBLE news. It seems that Jin Kazama, grandson of Heihachi Mishima and CEO of the MFE, is facing 10 years in jail, for the murder of Grungy Smith, a young girl, 16 years of age. No statement has been given by Mr. Kazama or any of his employees, except " f**k off asshole!" by one of the employees we found. She was probably mad at yours truly for interrupting her little meeting in the cupboard. Oh well. Tune in next time, to find out more shocking details about this shocking trial. --Hooters
(Next day, at courthouse)
Judge: order in the court! Case 1329043577, manslaughter of Sungy Grith!
Bailiff: uhh. that's Grungy Smith, judgie.
Judge: Exactly what I meant to say! Defense!
Lawyer: will the REAL Julia Chang (Jin interrupts)
Jin: Please stand up, cos all the other ones are phony, yo!
Lawyer: SHHHHH!
(Julia stands up and goes to that thingy that people sit on, whatever)
Lawyer: Tell me, where were you on the night of July 2nd?
Julia: I was at work.
Lawyer: and where do you work?
Julia: at the supermarket.
Guy from audience: Yeah right!
Lawyer: who are you?
GFA: doesn't matter! All that matters is that Julia Chang doesn't work at the supermarket! She works as a clown!
Lawyer: is this true!!??
Julia: (bursts into tears) people always say that! I ENTERTAIN people! It's not fair! I wanted to work as an archaeologist, but noo!
Lawyer: what happened?
Julia: the guy laughed in my face, called me rabbit teeth and threw me out! Ahh, I could just kill myself!
Judge: please don't.
Julia: oh the pain! I'll go and change my way of living, under a false identity! (she runs out of the room)
Judge:..ok. Anyway, Jin Kazama, I find you guilty, cos I like saying that word! Bailiff, take him away!
Jin: oh yeah?
(morphs into devil, kills everyone within 10 miles and flies off into the distance)
Excerpt from Daily Gossiper
Astonishing news, chaps! The charges against Jin Kazama have been dropped! When the female teens of the world heard about the case, they held a riot. They burned the courthouse, killing everyone inside. So after that little event, Jin Kazama walks away, a free man. --Hooters
In today's newspaper, our sources have informed us of some TERRIBLE news. It seems that Jin Kazama, grandson of Heihachi Mishima and CEO of the MFE, is facing 10 years in jail, for the murder of Grungy Smith, a young girl, 16 years of age. No statement has been given by Mr. Kazama or any of his employees, except " f**k off asshole!" by one of the employees we found. She was probably mad at yours truly for interrupting her little meeting in the cupboard. Oh well. Tune in next time, to find out more shocking details about this shocking trial. --Hooters
(Next day, at courthouse)
Judge: order in the court! Case 1329043577, manslaughter of Sungy Grith!
Bailiff: uhh. that's Grungy Smith, judgie.
Judge: Exactly what I meant to say! Defense!
Lawyer: will the REAL Julia Chang (Jin interrupts)
Jin: Please stand up, cos all the other ones are phony, yo!
Lawyer: SHHHHH!
(Julia stands up and goes to that thingy that people sit on, whatever)
Lawyer: Tell me, where were you on the night of July 2nd?
Julia: I was at work.
Lawyer: and where do you work?
Julia: at the supermarket.
Guy from audience: Yeah right!
Lawyer: who are you?
GFA: doesn't matter! All that matters is that Julia Chang doesn't work at the supermarket! She works as a clown!
Lawyer: is this true!!??
Julia: (bursts into tears) people always say that! I ENTERTAIN people! It's not fair! I wanted to work as an archaeologist, but noo!
Lawyer: what happened?
Julia: the guy laughed in my face, called me rabbit teeth and threw me out! Ahh, I could just kill myself!
Judge: please don't.
Julia: oh the pain! I'll go and change my way of living, under a false identity! (she runs out of the room)
Judge:..ok. Anyway, Jin Kazama, I find you guilty, cos I like saying that word! Bailiff, take him away!
Jin: oh yeah?
(morphs into devil, kills everyone within 10 miles and flies off into the distance)
Excerpt from Daily Gossiper
Astonishing news, chaps! The charges against Jin Kazama have been dropped! When the female teens of the world heard about the case, they held a riot. They burned the courthouse, killing everyone inside. So after that little event, Jin Kazama walks away, a free man. --Hooters