Disclaimer: I tried to take over Dragon Ball Z the other day but they wouldn't let me. So I still don't own DBZ....* pouting* Not that I wanted it anyway!!!

Hotel Havoc

By Black Fury

Author's note: I finally have got around to actually thinking about this four chapter!! A huge thank you to everyone who reviewed!! Thanks to you I've reached double digits!! YAY!! Any way....I got a few of my ideas from Demona for this chapter, so before you even think of continuing to read I want I big clap of her ( u r a gal right?) Thanx! Please feel free to send me ideas!! Well on with this story...

Chapter Four: Saturday Morning

Early Morning, in room 215; the sun is raising, the birds are chirping and the Saiyans are....

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Piccolo and Vegeta jumped right out of they beds at the sound.
" What the???!!!" Vegeta picked himself off the floor and spun around.
Right in the middle of the room, on the floor, shaken and pale faced, sat Goku.
" What was that all about Goku??!!" Piccolo fumed as had stalked up towards him.
" T-the Chairs!!" Goku wailed pointing accusingly at the two chair that he had pushed together to make his bed the night before.
Piccolo sighed. " What about the chairs Goku?"
" Why on earth did you decide to scream like that??!!!" Vegeta roared.
" T-that chair," Goku turned his finger to the chair on the left, and took a breath, " That chair, Daniel..."
" Daniel??" Vegeta inquired.
Goku nodded, still keeping a serious face, " That's his name."
" You named the chair?" Piccolo blinked twice in disbelief.
A happy smile returned to his face.
" That one's called Daniel and I was resting my feet on Marmaduke, but I think that tonight I'll rest my feet on Daniel and my head on Marmaduke so that it's all nice and fair...."
Piccolo and Vegeta exchanged worried looks.
" U huh, and what did this...." Vegeta turned to Piccolo to help him remember but he just shrugged so he looked back at Goku.
" Daniel." Goku nodded firmly.
Vegeta stood there stunned for a second or two before continuing.
" Right.....well, what did this...Daniel...do to you to make you make yell and wake me from my beauty sleep??"
" Which I have to add, he really needs." Piccolo added.
Vegeta glared at him and Piccolo just smirked.
The smiled faded from Goku's face.
" Oh....I was horrible!!!" He wailed, falling forward on to Vegeta's leg and hugging it tight, " Don't make me relive it!!! I beg of you!!"
Vegeta raised an eyebrow at Piccolo who nodded in agreement.
" Relive it." Vegeta demanded.
Goku released Vegeta's leg and sat up, smiling. " Okies!"
" Well...." Piccolo urged.
" That chair..." Goku began.
" Oh no here we go again!" Vegeta sighed.
" Daniel that is.....he-he-he......" Goku continued.
" He what? Spit it out already!!" Vegeta shouted.
" HE TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!!!" Goku screamed loudly.
Piccolo and Vegeta froze for a few seconds before busting into fits of laughter. Goku cocked his head in confusion, shrugged then laughed with them. Piccolo and Vegeta stopped soon after Goku joined in.
" You really are thick aren't you Kakarrot?" Vegeta smiled at him, stopping him from continuing to laugh.
" Goku, chairs just don't eat people." Piccolo added.
Goku stood up.
" But I'm not a normal person-" " Yeah, I agree with you there." Vegeta interrupted, "-I'm a Saiyan!"
" Same thing." Piccolo shrugged.
" Excuse me! Saiyans are far better than ordinary human weaklings!!" Vegeta fumed.
" Could have fooled me." Piccolo turned to face Vegeta, one finger pointing to the background where Goku was cowering away from the chairs.
" Well I never said that it include Kakarrot." Vegeta sweat dropped.
" Look guys, I neeeeeeeeeeed help!!" Goku wailed.
" Yeah I agree, physically and mentally!!" Vegeta stared at him hard.
" What you've beaten so many powerful and horrible people yet you dare not face this chair?" Piccolo asked, preparing to sit down on it.
" NOOOOOO!! DON'T SIT DOWN!!!!" Goku leapt forward to save Piccolo from certain death, but Piccolo had already sat down. Piccolo sank into the chair cushions slightly.
" Quick! Piccolo move!! It's beginning to eat you!!" Goku gasped.
" What??" Piccolo looked around him, then up at Vegeta.
" I have no idea what's gotten into him." Vegeta shrugged.
Piccolo lay back on the chair.
" Piccolo!! Listen me!! Any minute now it's gonna get you!!" Goku shrunk back.
Piccolo smiled evilly and put all his weigh on the chair. He begun to sink even further into the chair cushions. Piccolo noticed this a wiggled around a bit.
" Oh I tried to warn you! Now it's got you!! Oh farewell Piccolo..." Goku burst out crying.
" Shut him up will you?" Piccolo growled as he began to heave himself out of the chair.
" I get it! Kakarrot thinks that the chair is eating him because he's so darn heavy that he sinks into the cushions." Vegeta smirked.
" Are you saying I'm heavy??" Piccolo snarled.
" Piccolo!! Your alive!!" Goku leapt forward and wrapped his arms around Piccolo.
" Geroffme!" Piccolo grumbled.
Vegeta laughed.
" Kakarrot you stupid dope!! This chair wasn't eating you, you were just sinking into the cushions."
" You mean the Daniel wasn't trying to eat me?" Goku let go of Piccolo.
Vegeta nodded.
" Oh I'm sorry Daniel!" Goku ran forward and hugged, as best he could, Daniel the chair.
" Glad that's sorted!" Piccolo sighed.

In room 214....

" You know according to this there are a lot of things we can do here, instead of just siting here hoping something will happen." Krillin suggested, as he and Gohan continued to sit at the end of the bed pondering about next door.
" Yeah.....," Gohan agreed, " Those guys have much more fun than we do.."
" Who?" Krillin looked up at Gohan.
" My dad, Vegeta and Mr. Piccolo."
" Oh.....how did we get talking about them again?"
" I really dunno."
" OK....I have idea! Let's sit here and ponder on that!!!"
" Arr....OK..."
" I was joking you know."
" You were??"
" Yeah I was..."
" Oh."
Silence....
" So..."
" So what Krillin?"
" Soooo what do ya want to do."
" I thought we were going to sit here and ponder about how we started to talk about next door for probably the twentieth time today..."
" Arr....well I was joking for that one."
" You were??"
" Yes Gohan I was."
" Oh."
Krillin sighed and looked back at the hotel's pamphlet that he had in his hands.
" We could go down to the pool." He suggested.
" Yeah that sounds like fun!" Gohan perked up.
" So did Videl pack your trunks?"
" Arr....Trunks is Vegeta's son and no, he stayed at Bulma's."
" No, I meant your swimming trunks."
" Oh! I'll check!"
" Yeah well that was the idea."
Gohan carefully pulled out the contents of his suitcase making sure that everything stayed folded. Krillin watched on with interest.
" Chi-Chi trained you well!" He laughed.
Krillin then went of to his suitcase, pulled everything out and rummaged through it. Gohan's eye twitched as he watched.
" Arr....ha! I've found them! Good old 18!" Krillin stood up and got changed in to them. Gohan followed suit.

Slightly later....

Knock, knock!!
" That must be them!!" Krillin smiled, " Come in!!"
Two large armed guards, with hundreds of fancy weapons came in.
" Good morning, I'm One this is Two, are you both ready to go down to the pool?" Said One.
" You bet!!" Gohan exclaimed.
" Good." Two added and they marched Krillin and Gohan through the corridor and on to the pool.

Down at the pool...

" Oooh! It's so large and cold and wet!!" Krillin laughed as he jumped in.
" Yeah, but don't you think that it's a bit strange how everyone evacuated the area the moment they saw us coming? Everyone except those guards that is." Gohan looked around.
" Yeah I guess......oh well we get the pool to ourselves!" Krillin smiled, doggy paddling.
" I guess so...," Gohan then turn his glaze over to the guards, " Hey! Could one of you guys go and get the guys out of room 215 to join us?"
The guard called One, nodded to another guard nearby, this guard, took others and left quickly.
" Don't worry sir, Four through to Seven are on it." One said firmly.
" Arr...Ok, thanks..." Gohan answered.

In room 215...

" Come on guys work together!!! Don't let them in!!" Vegeta snarled pushing his weight against the door, preventing Four, Five, Six and Seven from coming in.
" Goku it might work better if you were helping, not watching." Piccolo grunted next to Vegeta, helping.
Goku smiled, " Why don't we want them in here? The last ones brought dinner!"
" Yeah but these one are different! I can feel it in my blood! They're out to get us!" Vegeta snapped.
" I don't think so." Goku sighed.
" Goku, you don't think at all!!!" Piccolo snarled.
" Oh well, I'm sure they don't mean any harm." Goku answered.
" Kakarrot just because your not paranoid, doesn't mean they're aren't out to get you!!" Vegeta shouted.
" Oh really?" Goku questioned.
" I am so going to-"
BANG!!!
The guards burst through the door, forcing Vegeta and Piccolo to the floor.
Goku looked at the great burly guards and freaked out.
" AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" He screamed.
Vegeta and Piccolo jumped up and moved toward Goku.
" If you don't shut up...!!!" Vegeta threatened.
" Come with us..." Five began.
" Never!!" Goku screamed and run out onto the balcony, jumped up and hit the invisible force field that was there and fall right back onto the floor.
Piccolo and Vegeta sweat dropped.
" OK, plan B boys!" Six shouted, as Seven pressed a button on this control thingy that was in his hand. The balcony force field disappeared.
" Push them off the balcony!!" Ordered Four.
" Oh boy!" Piccolo exclaimed.
" CHARGE!!!!"
In seconds Vegeta and Piccolo ran towards the balcony, Goku stood up again and looked around.
" What happening?" He asked.
" Don't ask!" Vegeta cried out.
" Oh sorry I did."
" Shut up and jump off the balcony!!" Piccolo added.
" Why?"
Piccolo hit Goku on the head, pushing him off the balcony, Vegeta followed him, then Piccolo himself jumped.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR" They all screamed.
" Wait a second here! We can fly you know guys!" Piccolo suddenly exclaimed.
" Where's the story line in that?" Vegeta snapped as they fell further and further towards the pool below them.
" If you say so." Piccolo shrugged, and sat calmly in to his meditating position.
" What did we just agree on here?" Goku inquired.
" Don't worry Kakarrot."
SPLASH!!!!
" Hey guys thanks for dropping in!" Gohan smiled as he watched them hit the deep end.

Under the water...

" ARRR!! I'm drowning! I'm drowning!" Goku kicked and screamed.
" Just calm down Goku." Piccolo sigh as he floated past.
" OK....," Goku sat in the meditating position, eyes closed, raised armed.., " Ummmm!"
Vegeta shook his head as he watched Goku sink down further. " It might help if you moved your arms about a bit Kakarrot!!!"
" Oh.." Goku opened his eyes and began to swing his arms about, but didn't move his legs out of the cross legged position.
" Hopeless!" Vegeta sighed as he begun to swim to the surface.

Black Fury: I think I'll end this chapter here. I have so many more idea to use for Saturday so I'll just turn it into another chapter! So you lucky people will get six chapters instead of five! Aren't you lucky!! OK so this brings me to the part where I plea for reviews......so......reviews please do what you do best and review!!! Please?