Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ....still....but I finally have got a really cool plan worked out to get it!! I can't fail!!!
Hotel Havoc
By Black Fury
Author's note: Here's the rest of Saturday. I'm pretty sure that this is the second last chapter....no more ideas coming it to this head, but if I get a free moment or over 50 reviews, I'll write a sequel. Thanks to all of my reviews!!! Any way if I want to finish this chapter I'd better hurry up and get on with it. So here is the fifth chapter!!!!
Chapter Five: The Rest of Saturday.
In the hotel pool....
Gohan pulled his motionless father to the shallow end as Vegeta and Piccolo swam to the edge of the pool.
" I can't believe that Kakarrot can't swim!" Vegeta snapped as he swam after Gohan.
" Well he can't do a lot of things, so it doesn't surprise me." Piccolo, exclaimed, his cape dragging him down.
" His is still alive!!!!" Gohan smiled as he inspected his father.
" Darn...I was hoping for some world peace." Vegeta added.
" Oh so we're a Miss America now are we?" Krillin stated.
Vegeta just grunted, then suddenly something just hit him.
" What are we doing in a pool?" He asked.
" Oh, we sent some guards up to bring you guys down to join us." Gohan began.
" You sent them??!?!" Piccolo roared.
" Well....yeah," Gohan smiled, " Though I didn't think you'll jump off the balcony when you saw them ."
" We weren't scared of them!!! They pushed us off the balcony!!!!" Vegeta shouted.
" Actually, they said they were going to push us off the balcony so we did the first thing that came into our heads- jump off the balcony." Piccolo shrugged.
Gohan and Krillin looked at them stunned.
" And you call Goku stupid!" Krillin remarked.
" Hey! I resemble that remark!!" Vegeta fumed.
" Arr....don't you mean 'resent' that remark?" Gohan inquired.
Vegeta froze for a moment.
" Case closed!" Krillin laughed and slapped hands with Gohan.
" Vegeta, now you've gone and made me look bad!" Piccolo growled.
" I'm the one who said it!!!" Vegeta exclaimed.
" Yeah well...........I'm swimming next to you..." Piccolo shrugged.
" What happened...."Goku muttered.
" Goku!!" Gohan jumped up, spraying water on Vegeta's hair, " Your alive and awake!!" Gohan hugged his dad really tight.
" Well you won't be!!" Vegeta snarled fixing his hair up, " I'd just got it semi dry!!"
" Oh sorry about that...," Gohan looked over his shoulder, " I was just excited."
" About what?!" Vegeta fumed.
" Dad's alive!"
" Get over it!!"
" Why?"
" Because I have spoken!"
" Oh okies!!"
" Hey? Why am I wet?" Goku interrupted.
" Your in a pool Goku." Krillin answered.
" What?!?! I'm in a pool??" Goku gasped.
" Just have a look around...." Piccolo sighed.
Goku turned his gaze to the waters surface.
" Now, Goku....what do you see?" Krillin urged.
" Um....arr...this is a hard one...I see...I see..," Goku looked around harder, " I see water!!"
" Really?" Piccolo exclaimed, with sarcasm.
Goku nodded proudly, " Yeah..."
" All right Goku....very good, now are you in the water?" Krillin asked.
" Um....no." Goku answered.
" Right....," Krillin almost sunk under the water, " Actually Goku you are."
Goku looked horrified.
" I am??!!"
Krillin nodded firmly. Goku turned to Piccolo.
" Is this true Piccolo?" Goku whined.
" U huh." Piccolo answered.
" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!"
Goku jumped right out of the water and lay spread-eagled on the peddles beside.
" Why didn't you tell me?!" He breathed.
" Are we did..." Krillin answered.
" You did? Oh that's OK then..." Goku smiled.
" So are you coming back in?" Krillin inquired.
" Um.....," Goku looked around the pool area, and jumped up, " NOOOO!! More guards!! They're out to get me!!"
With that he bombed back into the pool.
" What's so bad about the guards?" Gohan asked his father.
" Vegeta said there all out to get me!" He answered.
Everyone else glared at Vegeta. Vegeta shrugged.
" Well it's true." He stated.
Gohan rolled his eyes at him then turned back to his dad, " Vegeta was just being mean, the guards are just there to watch over you."
" Really?" Goku's eyes widened slightly.
" Really." Gohan answered.
" Truly?" Goku's eyes widened further.
" Truly."
" Truly Ruely?"
" Truly Ruely."
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top?"
" Doesn't that happen when you make a promise?"
" Well it's happening now, just work with it Gohan." Piccolo shrugged.
" Oh OK," Gohan nodded then looked back at Goku, " Truly Ruely with and cherry on top."
" And whipped cream?"
" Arr....and whipped cream."
" Really??"
" Really."
" Oh no not this again!!" Vegeta but in.
" Truly??"
" Truly."
" Spare me!!" Vegeta snorted.
" Love to but we've got to around the horn again..." Gohan smiled.
" Must you??" Vegeta snapped.
" Yeah...." Gohan beamed.
" Excuse me while I go drown myself.....I'm tired of DBZ logic." Vegeta sighed and swam off.
" OK don't let us stop you!!!" Piccolo snorted.
" Back on to business!" Gohan smiled.
" Right.....Truly Ruely?"
" Truly Ruely."
" I don't believe this..." Piccolo muttered.
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top?"
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top."
" Wait up Vegeta!! I'm coming with you!!!" Piccolo shouted.
Several hours later....
" ARRR!!! There still going strong!!" Piccolo snapped.
" I think there trying to break the record that Goku and his adopted father set." Krillin sighed, swimming over to them.
" Oh no and how long was that?" Vegeta snarled.
" It went for two whole days....." Krillin sighed again.
" WHAT???!?!" Piccolo and Vegeta chorused.
" Well it's true.." Krillin shrugged.
" I say we go with my first plan and drown ourselves." Vegeta raised a fist.
Piccolo shook his head, " Nah, I say we bombard them with everything not nailed down that we've got."
" Then it's agreed?" Krillin asked.
" Well I still say my plan was better but fine do it the Nameks way!" Vegeta sighed.
Slightly later...
" Arr!!!! Take this!!" Krillin shouted throwing an array of floaties and kick boards at Goku's head.
Every item hit but appeared to have no effect.
" We need heavier items!!!" Piccolo roared and pulled up an deck chair and chucked it. There was a huge splash, but neither father or son seemed to have notice, they were still continuing with just as much enthusiasm as before.
Piccolo's jaw dropped.
" How about this table??" Vegeta questioned, before aiming it at Goku. It hit him right on the head, cracked in half, shattered and sank to the bottom. Vegeta sweat dropped.
" Fine then I'll hit you with a tree!!!" Piccolo raced over to a tree and begun to pull it up.
" Wait Piccolo that's nailed down!" Krillin stepped forward.
" Not with nails it ain't!!!" Piccolo pulled it up.
" Out of the way!!" Vegeta interrupted.
Piccolo and Krillin turned around to see Vegeta running towards them carrying a guard.
" What the?!?" They chorused.
Vegeta suddenly stopped running and threw the guard into the pool towards Goku.
SPLASH!!!
Piccolo and Krillin, jaws dropped, turned to Vegeta.
" Well he wasn't nailed down was he??!!" Vegeta shrugged.
Meanwhile Goku still seemed unaffected.
" I don't believe this." Piccolo sighed, putting the tree back.
" RRRR!! Let's go pull him out of there!!" Vegeta stormed forward.
Vegeta grabbed the pool cleaner net and swung it at Goku, getting him right on the head.
" What the??" Goku stopped at looked up at Vegeta.
" Now Krillin, get Gohan out of here!!" Vegeta ordered.
" Right!" Krillin answered, leaping forward and wrapping his hands around Gohan's mouth, " Come on Gohan, we're going back to the room now.."
" Okies!" Gohan answered as best he could from behind Krillin's hands. Both of them were gone in seconds.
" Right glad that's done, now maybe we should get back to our room to." Piccolo sighed.
" All right, when Kakarrot gets out!" Vegeta answered.
A few minutes later in the corridors...arr...somewhere....
" Do you actually know where our room is?" Piccolo asked.
" No I don't I though you did." Vegeta snapped.
" Well, I don't so there." Piccolo growled.
" Hey guys I know where it is!" Goku interrupted.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
" Really, Kakarrot?" Vegeta began, " And which way is it?"
" Um...," Goku looked around, " That way!" he guessed.
" I don't know about following Kakarrot's advice..." Vegeta crossed his arms.
" Well at this point yours ain't much better." Piccolo followed after Goku.
" Fine then..." Vegeta grumbled.
Much later....
" ARRR!! They're everywhere!!" Vegeta cringed, kicking a kid off his leg.
Goku had lead them right into a children's day care pen which was fill to the brim with heaps of extremely bounce and happy kids, all complete amazed to had two people with funny hairdos and a green man in their pen. On top of all this, Goku at stuffed up the latch to the pen, so now they couldn't escape!!
" Well actually we could blast a side of the pen off..." Piccolo pointed out.
" .....But where's the story line in that?" Vegeta shrugged.
" GET THEM OFF ME!!!" Goku shrieked, as he became covered in little baby bodies which were clinging to him happily.
Vegeta's eyes widened at the sight.
" OK Kakarrot...just calm down and don't move....we don't want to provoke them...we'll find a way to help you...just keep still.." Vegeta walked forward carefully.
" FOR GODS SAKE VEGETA THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS SNAKES!!!" Piccolo shouted.
" Ahem...arr..well I knew that.." Vegeta stood up straight again.
" Help!!" Goku whined as one grabbed his nose.
" OK I agree we have to do something," Piccolo sighed.
" Hey look! Just outside the this pen, there's a phone. If we can reach it, we can get baldly and Gohan down here to save us from this certain death!" Vegeta snapped.
" Good idea but do you know the phone number?" Piccolo sighed.
" No, but that hasn't stopped me before!!" Vegeta smirked.
" Yeah well what good is it if you get the phone but can't use it?" Piccolo snapped back.
" Let's find out!" Vegeta laughed.
" Arr...Hello?? Guys...help me please??" Goku wailed.
" Shut up Kakarrot we're busy!!" Vegeta snapped.
" Oh bother.." Goku sighed as the kids swarmed over him. ( Author's note: Sorry I was watching Winnie the Pooh not too long ago.)
Completely oblivious to this Vegeta walked over to the side of the pen, or tried to because the same little boy as before had grabbed his foot again and was hanging on for dear live.
" Geroff me you little brat!" Vegeta kicked his foot out again and the kid went rolling.
Vegeta smirked and continued on his way to the pen's side. He got there soon enough and spotted the phone.
" Arr ha!!" Vegeta stretched his arm out through the pen bars but it came no where near to the phone, " Darn it!!"
" Let me help!" Piccolo smiled and used his stretch arm attack to grab the receiver.
" Yeah well I was about to suggest that anyway.." Vegeta snorted.
" Well I'm sure..." Piccolo smirked.
" So, let's see if we can work it..."
Much later...
" Here they are!" Krillin smiled.
" Fancy getting trapped in the day care pen!!" Gohan laughed.
" Yeah, yeah...just us out already!" Piccolo snapped.
" It was all Kakarrot's fault!!" Vegeta snarled.
" Speaking of Goku where is he?" Krillin looked around the room.
" Some where under that mass of kids....any way how about letting us out of here?" Piccolo added, gesturing to a large pile of kids in the background.
" Oh...OK, well this lady here,-" Gohan gestured to a young lady sitting by the entrance to the day care center, " - says that we have to sigh all of our kids out before taken them home."
" There was a lady there the whole time??!?!?" Vegeta snapped.
" We're obviously not your kids!!" Piccolo fumed.
" Yeah well, the lady thinks you are so, you'll just have to wait there awhile then Five and Two will take you guys up to your room." Krillin added.
" Oh no not more guards!! You just wait till Kakarrot sees them!!"
Black Fury: So that's the end to the extra chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. The last chapter should be up in a week or so because it's back to school and back into studding for those stupid exams!! Anywhodoodle....wish me luck!! Please review by the way!! Especially if you guys want a sequel!!
Hotel Havoc
By Black Fury
Author's note: Here's the rest of Saturday. I'm pretty sure that this is the second last chapter....no more ideas coming it to this head, but if I get a free moment or over 50 reviews, I'll write a sequel. Thanks to all of my reviews!!! Any way if I want to finish this chapter I'd better hurry up and get on with it. So here is the fifth chapter!!!!
Chapter Five: The Rest of Saturday.
In the hotel pool....
Gohan pulled his motionless father to the shallow end as Vegeta and Piccolo swam to the edge of the pool.
" I can't believe that Kakarrot can't swim!" Vegeta snapped as he swam after Gohan.
" Well he can't do a lot of things, so it doesn't surprise me." Piccolo, exclaimed, his cape dragging him down.
" His is still alive!!!!" Gohan smiled as he inspected his father.
" Darn...I was hoping for some world peace." Vegeta added.
" Oh so we're a Miss America now are we?" Krillin stated.
Vegeta just grunted, then suddenly something just hit him.
" What are we doing in a pool?" He asked.
" Oh, we sent some guards up to bring you guys down to join us." Gohan began.
" You sent them??!?!" Piccolo roared.
" Well....yeah," Gohan smiled, " Though I didn't think you'll jump off the balcony when you saw them ."
" We weren't scared of them!!! They pushed us off the balcony!!!!" Vegeta shouted.
" Actually, they said they were going to push us off the balcony so we did the first thing that came into our heads- jump off the balcony." Piccolo shrugged.
Gohan and Krillin looked at them stunned.
" And you call Goku stupid!" Krillin remarked.
" Hey! I resemble that remark!!" Vegeta fumed.
" Arr....don't you mean 'resent' that remark?" Gohan inquired.
Vegeta froze for a moment.
" Case closed!" Krillin laughed and slapped hands with Gohan.
" Vegeta, now you've gone and made me look bad!" Piccolo growled.
" I'm the one who said it!!!" Vegeta exclaimed.
" Yeah well...........I'm swimming next to you..." Piccolo shrugged.
" What happened...."Goku muttered.
" Goku!!" Gohan jumped up, spraying water on Vegeta's hair, " Your alive and awake!!" Gohan hugged his dad really tight.
" Well you won't be!!" Vegeta snarled fixing his hair up, " I'd just got it semi dry!!"
" Oh sorry about that...," Gohan looked over his shoulder, " I was just excited."
" About what?!" Vegeta fumed.
" Dad's alive!"
" Get over it!!"
" Why?"
" Because I have spoken!"
" Oh okies!!"
" Hey? Why am I wet?" Goku interrupted.
" Your in a pool Goku." Krillin answered.
" What?!?! I'm in a pool??" Goku gasped.
" Just have a look around...." Piccolo sighed.
Goku turned his gaze to the waters surface.
" Now, Goku....what do you see?" Krillin urged.
" Um....arr...this is a hard one...I see...I see..," Goku looked around harder, " I see water!!"
" Really?" Piccolo exclaimed, with sarcasm.
Goku nodded proudly, " Yeah..."
" All right Goku....very good, now are you in the water?" Krillin asked.
" Um....no." Goku answered.
" Right....," Krillin almost sunk under the water, " Actually Goku you are."
Goku looked horrified.
" I am??!!"
Krillin nodded firmly. Goku turned to Piccolo.
" Is this true Piccolo?" Goku whined.
" U huh." Piccolo answered.
" AAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!"
Goku jumped right out of the water and lay spread-eagled on the peddles beside.
" Why didn't you tell me?!" He breathed.
" Are we did..." Krillin answered.
" You did? Oh that's OK then..." Goku smiled.
" So are you coming back in?" Krillin inquired.
" Um.....," Goku looked around the pool area, and jumped up, " NOOOO!! More guards!! They're out to get me!!"
With that he bombed back into the pool.
" What's so bad about the guards?" Gohan asked his father.
" Vegeta said there all out to get me!" He answered.
Everyone else glared at Vegeta. Vegeta shrugged.
" Well it's true." He stated.
Gohan rolled his eyes at him then turned back to his dad, " Vegeta was just being mean, the guards are just there to watch over you."
" Really?" Goku's eyes widened slightly.
" Really." Gohan answered.
" Truly?" Goku's eyes widened further.
" Truly."
" Truly Ruely?"
" Truly Ruely."
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top?"
" Doesn't that happen when you make a promise?"
" Well it's happening now, just work with it Gohan." Piccolo shrugged.
" Oh OK," Gohan nodded then looked back at Goku, " Truly Ruely with and cherry on top."
" And whipped cream?"
" Arr....and whipped cream."
" Really??"
" Really."
" Oh no not this again!!" Vegeta but in.
" Truly??"
" Truly."
" Spare me!!" Vegeta snorted.
" Love to but we've got to around the horn again..." Gohan smiled.
" Must you??" Vegeta snapped.
" Yeah...." Gohan beamed.
" Excuse me while I go drown myself.....I'm tired of DBZ logic." Vegeta sighed and swam off.
" OK don't let us stop you!!!" Piccolo snorted.
" Back on to business!" Gohan smiled.
" Right.....Truly Ruely?"
" Truly Ruely."
" I don't believe this..." Piccolo muttered.
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top?"
" Truly Ruely with and a cherry on top."
" Wait up Vegeta!! I'm coming with you!!!" Piccolo shouted.
Several hours later....
" ARRR!!! There still going strong!!" Piccolo snapped.
" I think there trying to break the record that Goku and his adopted father set." Krillin sighed, swimming over to them.
" Oh no and how long was that?" Vegeta snarled.
" It went for two whole days....." Krillin sighed again.
" WHAT???!?!" Piccolo and Vegeta chorused.
" Well it's true.." Krillin shrugged.
" I say we go with my first plan and drown ourselves." Vegeta raised a fist.
Piccolo shook his head, " Nah, I say we bombard them with everything not nailed down that we've got."
" Then it's agreed?" Krillin asked.
" Well I still say my plan was better but fine do it the Nameks way!" Vegeta sighed.
Slightly later...
" Arr!!!! Take this!!" Krillin shouted throwing an array of floaties and kick boards at Goku's head.
Every item hit but appeared to have no effect.
" We need heavier items!!!" Piccolo roared and pulled up an deck chair and chucked it. There was a huge splash, but neither father or son seemed to have notice, they were still continuing with just as much enthusiasm as before.
Piccolo's jaw dropped.
" How about this table??" Vegeta questioned, before aiming it at Goku. It hit him right on the head, cracked in half, shattered and sank to the bottom. Vegeta sweat dropped.
" Fine then I'll hit you with a tree!!!" Piccolo raced over to a tree and begun to pull it up.
" Wait Piccolo that's nailed down!" Krillin stepped forward.
" Not with nails it ain't!!!" Piccolo pulled it up.
" Out of the way!!" Vegeta interrupted.
Piccolo and Krillin turned around to see Vegeta running towards them carrying a guard.
" What the?!?" They chorused.
Vegeta suddenly stopped running and threw the guard into the pool towards Goku.
SPLASH!!!
Piccolo and Krillin, jaws dropped, turned to Vegeta.
" Well he wasn't nailed down was he??!!" Vegeta shrugged.
Meanwhile Goku still seemed unaffected.
" I don't believe this." Piccolo sighed, putting the tree back.
" RRRR!! Let's go pull him out of there!!" Vegeta stormed forward.
Vegeta grabbed the pool cleaner net and swung it at Goku, getting him right on the head.
" What the??" Goku stopped at looked up at Vegeta.
" Now Krillin, get Gohan out of here!!" Vegeta ordered.
" Right!" Krillin answered, leaping forward and wrapping his hands around Gohan's mouth, " Come on Gohan, we're going back to the room now.."
" Okies!" Gohan answered as best he could from behind Krillin's hands. Both of them were gone in seconds.
" Right glad that's done, now maybe we should get back to our room to." Piccolo sighed.
" All right, when Kakarrot gets out!" Vegeta answered.
A few minutes later in the corridors...arr...somewhere....
" Do you actually know where our room is?" Piccolo asked.
" No I don't I though you did." Vegeta snapped.
" Well, I don't so there." Piccolo growled.
" Hey guys I know where it is!" Goku interrupted.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
" Really, Kakarrot?" Vegeta began, " And which way is it?"
" Um...," Goku looked around, " That way!" he guessed.
" I don't know about following Kakarrot's advice..." Vegeta crossed his arms.
" Well at this point yours ain't much better." Piccolo followed after Goku.
" Fine then..." Vegeta grumbled.
Much later....
" ARRR!! They're everywhere!!" Vegeta cringed, kicking a kid off his leg.
Goku had lead them right into a children's day care pen which was fill to the brim with heaps of extremely bounce and happy kids, all complete amazed to had two people with funny hairdos and a green man in their pen. On top of all this, Goku at stuffed up the latch to the pen, so now they couldn't escape!!
" Well actually we could blast a side of the pen off..." Piccolo pointed out.
" .....But where's the story line in that?" Vegeta shrugged.
" GET THEM OFF ME!!!" Goku shrieked, as he became covered in little baby bodies which were clinging to him happily.
Vegeta's eyes widened at the sight.
" OK Kakarrot...just calm down and don't move....we don't want to provoke them...we'll find a way to help you...just keep still.." Vegeta walked forward carefully.
" FOR GODS SAKE VEGETA THEY'RE NOT POISONOUS SNAKES!!!" Piccolo shouted.
" Ahem...arr..well I knew that.." Vegeta stood up straight again.
" Help!!" Goku whined as one grabbed his nose.
" OK I agree we have to do something," Piccolo sighed.
" Hey look! Just outside the this pen, there's a phone. If we can reach it, we can get baldly and Gohan down here to save us from this certain death!" Vegeta snapped.
" Good idea but do you know the phone number?" Piccolo sighed.
" No, but that hasn't stopped me before!!" Vegeta smirked.
" Yeah well what good is it if you get the phone but can't use it?" Piccolo snapped back.
" Let's find out!" Vegeta laughed.
" Arr...Hello?? Guys...help me please??" Goku wailed.
" Shut up Kakarrot we're busy!!" Vegeta snapped.
" Oh bother.." Goku sighed as the kids swarmed over him. ( Author's note: Sorry I was watching Winnie the Pooh not too long ago.)
Completely oblivious to this Vegeta walked over to the side of the pen, or tried to because the same little boy as before had grabbed his foot again and was hanging on for dear live.
" Geroff me you little brat!" Vegeta kicked his foot out again and the kid went rolling.
Vegeta smirked and continued on his way to the pen's side. He got there soon enough and spotted the phone.
" Arr ha!!" Vegeta stretched his arm out through the pen bars but it came no where near to the phone, " Darn it!!"
" Let me help!" Piccolo smiled and used his stretch arm attack to grab the receiver.
" Yeah well I was about to suggest that anyway.." Vegeta snorted.
" Well I'm sure..." Piccolo smirked.
" So, let's see if we can work it..."
Much later...
" Here they are!" Krillin smiled.
" Fancy getting trapped in the day care pen!!" Gohan laughed.
" Yeah, yeah...just us out already!" Piccolo snapped.
" It was all Kakarrot's fault!!" Vegeta snarled.
" Speaking of Goku where is he?" Krillin looked around the room.
" Some where under that mass of kids....any way how about letting us out of here?" Piccolo added, gesturing to a large pile of kids in the background.
" Oh...OK, well this lady here,-" Gohan gestured to a young lady sitting by the entrance to the day care center, " - says that we have to sigh all of our kids out before taken them home."
" There was a lady there the whole time??!?!?" Vegeta snapped.
" We're obviously not your kids!!" Piccolo fumed.
" Yeah well, the lady thinks you are so, you'll just have to wait there awhile then Five and Two will take you guys up to your room." Krillin added.
" Oh no not more guards!! You just wait till Kakarrot sees them!!"
Black Fury: So that's the end to the extra chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. The last chapter should be up in a week or so because it's back to school and back into studding for those stupid exams!! Anywhodoodle....wish me luck!! Please review by the way!! Especially if you guys want a sequel!!