Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z....*sob*. I'm in denial.....You know that really cool plan I was telling you all about? The one that I said could never fail? Yeah well........IT FAILED!!!!
Hotel Havoc
By Black Fury
Author's note: Well, welcome to the last chapter!! I'm sure there are many of you out there that just couldn't wait of me to hurry up and finish the darn thing, but I also hope there is an equal amount that have enjoyed this story a lot!! And by the way if any of you have a GOOD plan for me to take over Dragon Ball Z please tell me!!! Just as long as it has nothing do to with, spoons, catapults, flash lights, wearing tight black clothes, air conditioning vents, disguising as a male security officer, pretending that I'm Goku or another Z gang character, telling everyone that I'm not really there it's just a figment of there imagination and they really should lay off the donuts for a while, saying I'm the ghost of Frieza come back to haunt them for writing me out of the script, pretending to be part of a talent quest thing and jumping through fire hoops, attempting to go through solid brick walls OR bribing them with lollies, cause I've tried all of that already and none of 'em worked!! Any way.....on with this story!
Chapter Six: Going Home
Not to early morning, in room 215....
Piccolo and Vegeta bent over the large orange 'blob' that was lying, still asleep on the two chairs, christen the night before, by Goku, as Marmarduke and Daniel. Vegeta extended a finger and poked Goku in the side. Nothing happened.
" Really, what is with Kakarrot!? Still asleep at 10 O'clock in the morning???!!" Vegeta thundered.
" Well, I would suggest that we wake him up, but he is always best to be around when he is asleep, you can get a much more intelligent convocation with him like this." Piccolo sighed.
" Really?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow, " Hmmm.....let's see."
Vegeta moved closer to Goku's ear.
" Kakarrot?!! Can you hear me?!!" Vegeta shouted.
Goku roughly nodded.
" Good. Now Kakarrot are you the dumbest of the dumb? The lowest of the low? The weakest of the weak?" Vegeta smiled.
Goku nodded again.
Vegeta turned back to Piccolo.
" Your right. He gets everything correct when he is asleep!" Vegeta laughed.
" Need I point out that-" Piccolo began.
" Shut up! I have to get him to answer another question!" Vegeta interrupted as he turned back to Goku.
" OK, Kakarrot, you are a Saiyan , I am the Prince of Saiyans, now don't you think that it is only fair that you should wait on my every whim?" Vegeta inquired.
Goku nodded for the third time.
" This is stupid! Goku can only nod in his sleep because he isn't smart enough to learn how to shake his head! So of course he is going to agree with you when you phrase the questions like that!! Just watch!" Piccolo growled as he shoved Vegeta aside and bent down near Goku's ear, " Goku? Is Vegeta the most arrogant thing ever to walk the earth?"
Goku nodded.
" See." Piccolo cocked his head towards Vegeta.
" Humph," Vegeta frowned, " Out of my way, It's my turn to ask him!"
Vegeta bent down to Goku: " Right, is Piccolo a complete idiot?"
Goku nodded.
" Ha!," Vegeta laughed, " OK Goku one more....Does Piccolo have a girlfriend?"
" OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!" Piccolo rushed forward to prevent Goku from nodding but he was to late.
" HA HA HA HA!!! PICCOLO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!" Vegeta laughed.
" Grrrrr! This is Goku we are relying on here! So we can safely say that EVERYTHING asked is really meant to come back with a NO answer!!!" Piccolo roared.
" Hmmm......," Vegeta smiled evilly, " Let me ask Kakarrot about that one..."
Vegeta turned back to Goku, just as Goku woke up. Goku blinked twice at the sudden sight of a large black, spiky clump of hair and a green blob in the background before....
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Goku screamed.
Vegeta saw Goku screaming at something and though in would be fun to join in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" The Saiyans chorused.
Piccolo covered his ears.
In room 214....
" Oh no! Something must be attacking them!!" Gohan gasped as listen through the wall.
" Oh I'm sure Goku saw a cockroach or the chair ate him again or the guards attacked them." Krillin sighed.
" And....everybody is..OK with this...??" Gohan questioned slowly.
" Umm.....," Krillin listened to the scream which was still going strong, " Yeah."
" Oh...Ok." Gohan turned back to the wall.
Suddenly the screaming stopped.
" Huh?" Krillin carefully placed his head against the wall
" What do you think just happened there?" Gohan inquired
" I don't know..." Krillin whispered.
" Oh no....do you think? What if they're...?" Gohan bit his lip.
Krillin shook his head sadly, " I really don't know Gohan..."
Suddenly....
" GET YOUR GROSS GREENS HANDS OFF ME NAMEK!!!"
" WELL IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU WHERE GOING TO SHUT UP NOW WASN'T IT???"
" AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT I NEEDED TO BE SHUT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE???!?!?"
" THE CONSTANT SCREAMING KINDA HELP!!"
" Ban chew grett oar hans rof twme?"
" Oh sorry Goku....I forgot I had still got you around the mouth.."
" That's OK......um....what's happening here?"
" I'm beating the Namek in an argument, that all..."
" EXCUSE ME WHO SAID YOU WERE WINNING??"
" I DID!!"
" Really?"
" Really, Kakarrot!"
" Truly?"
" ARRR!! DON'T GET HIM STARTED!!"
" Humph"
" Carrot Head."
" What did you call me, Green Bean?!!"
" You heard me!!"
" WHY, I'M SO GOING TO GET YOU!!!"
This was followed by several growls, grunts, bangs and crashes.
" Oh dear..." Krillin sighed.
" Well at least we know everything is back to normal." Gohan beamed.
" I guess..." Krillin listen to the battle in the next room, getting more worried by the minute.
Back in room 215...
" Go Piccolo! Go Vegeta! Go Piccolo! Go.....arr...what's your name again?" Goku cheered.
Vegeta managed to flash a quick death stare at him, before Piccolo flung another punch.
" You should by cheering for your Prince and only your Prince!!" Vegeta snarled between punches.
" But Piccolo's my friend too!" Goku whined.
" Your point being?" Vegeta snapped.
" Um....I really don't know.....give me a minute to think about that one." Goku sat down on the edge of Vegeta's bed.
" Oh well at least you shut him up." Piccolo sighed.
" I rule over Kakarrot! I am his Prince!" Vegeta smirked.
" Hey, Vegeta, since your daddy isn't alive anymore, doesn't that make you a King?" Goku suddenly put in.
Piccolo smirked, " I thought you had told him to shut up, oh mighty Saiyan Prince."
Vegeta chose to ignore Piccolo's remark.
" Ha! Scratch that! I'm a King! In your face Namek, now I'm the King of Saiyans!! How strangely observant and actually quite intelligent of you Kakarrot..," Vegeta laughed, " I do believe your actually right for once. "
" Cool!," Goku smiled, " Can I have that in writing?"
" No," Vegeta snapped, " You can't...I'm busy."
" Okies!"
" Can we focus on the fight now?" Piccolo sighed.
" Yeah, whatever Namek loser." Vegeta smirked.
" We'll see who the loser is..." Piccolo got into his fighting stance.
" I already know the answer...." Vegeta's smirk grew wider.
" Oh really? Glad we can agree on something, Carrot Head."
Vegeta growled and both Piccolo and Vegeta raced towards each other....
suddenly....
GGGRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPLLLEE!!!
Both Piccolo and Vegeta froze, inches apart at the sound. Slowly they turned their heads toward the innocent looking Saiyan that was sitting at the end of Vegeta's bed.
Goku looked left then right then at them both then....
" It wasn't me!! I swear!! It was my stomach!!" Goku looked down at his stomach and hit it hard, " Bad stomach!!!....OWW!!" Goku doubled over in pain and rolled off the bed. Both Vegeta and Piccolo raised an eyebrow in detestation and exchanged confused looks.
" Maybe we better have some breakfast."
Slightly later...
" Arr! They're everywhere!!" Goku shouted.
" What? The humans? There not scary Goku!" Krillin sighed.
" Yes they are! There's big ones, fat ones, skinny ones and little ones!!" Goku cringed.
" What's with dad?" Gohan questioned.
" Oh, I'd say he still hasn't gotten over the Day care center ordeal." Piccolo grunted.
" Oh, where shall we have breakfast?" Gohan asked.
" We don't appear to have much choice in the matter....where ever the Guards say." Krillin looked around the room.
" Well I'm not doing what the Guards say! Let me at that buffet!!!" Vegeta stormed forward to the large buffet table in the center of the room. The others shrugged then followed suit.
" Awww...look at all this food!" Gohan sighed, as he and all of the others, drooled almost unconsciously.
Piccolo watched on with disgust.
" Someone please tell what the fixation with food is!" Piccolo growled.
" Um.....I don't really know....because it tastes good?" Gohan questioned , not taking his eyes away from the food.
" It wasn't a million dollar question Gohan." Piccolo sighed.
" Oh really? Sorry, Mr. Piccolo." Gohan answered, turning to look at Piccolo.
" Concentrate Gohan! You must keep your eye on the food!" Goku replied.
" Sorry, dad.." Gohan turned back to the food.
" You never know if it will suddenly disappear...you have to watch it.." Goku looked very serious, so did everyone else.
" Yes, dad..." Gohan nodded.
" Ok, on the count of three, we pounce...OK guys?" Goku stated.
" Remember everyone! Slow movement! We don't want to startle it!" Krillin exclaimed.
" Voice down Krillin! It might hear you!" Gohan whispered.
" FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! FOOD ISN'T ALIVE!! WHAT IS WITH YOU FREAKS??!?!" Piccolo shouted.
The others stood stunned for a minute before Goku stepped forward.
" I would like to point out a couple of incorrect piece of information that the opposing team, that's you Piccolo!" Goku beamed at him, " Has put forward firstly..."
" Who is the green one around here?" Vegeta interrupted, " You are the green one, there for making you the freak."
" Secondly..." Goku began but was interrupted by Krillin.
" God doesn't have a pet snake, the snake was the evil one that made Adam and Eve eat the apple."
" Arr....I said for God's sake not for God's snake, Krillin." Piccolo snapped.
" Oh, darn!" Krillin muttered.
" Piccolo! You shouldn't make your rebuttals until after our first speaker has spoken!" Gohan corrected him. Piccolo just glared.
" And thirdly....," Goku stopped expecting some one to interrupted again with a third point, but no one did.
( crickets chirp in the background)
* Goku looks left and right to find the crickets.*
" Well?" The others chorused.
" Well, are...um...the food is alive." Goku stammered.
" Uhuh.." Piccolo muttered sarcastically.
" Yes it is! Food is alive! I have to catch a fish for Chi-Chi almost ever night and she keeps telling me off because I always brought it back alive." Goku answered.
" We are talking about the food on this buffet table Goku." Piccolo sighed.
" Oh sorry."
" Anyway, can some one please remind me how this turned into a debate?" Piccolo looked at the others, who all looked at one another shrugging and shaking there heads.
" I'm surrounded by idiots." Piccolo sighed, exasperated.
Slightly later...
Everyone had finally " caught" and happily "killed"their food ( " Might I point out that is was already dead?" Piccolo had snarled. ) and were now sitting down at a table eating it.
" This is sooo good!" Goku said as he stuffed mouthfuls of it in his mouth.
" Well as much as I'm glad your enjoying your food, Kakarrot, I am not partially enjoying watching you eat it!" Vegeta growled.
" Oh sorry." Goku muttered.
" Like watching you is any better!" Krillin snapped.
" I'm a King I can eat how I want!" Vegeta huffed.
" Oh yeah?" Krillin answered.
" Yeah." Vegeta's eyes narrowed.
Krillin picked up some of his spaghetti and began to mold it into a ball.
" Take this!" Krillin chucked the spaghetti ball at Vegeta which hit him right in the face.
" Why you little runt!!" Vegeta snarled as he grabbed the salad bowl, and tossed it at his head. I hit, hard.
" Shoot." Krillin muttered, as he put a meatball on his spoon and catapulted in right at his forehead. But his aim was off and he hit Piccolo.
Piccolo got mad and grabbed some hot cakes, which hit Goku. Goku didn't know what had just happened, but he flung his plate up in surprise. The plate hit Krillin.
" FOOD FIGHT!!!" Gohan yelled, as he joined in the free for all.
Several dishes, napkins and even tables were chucked at anyone who was in the way. Even though Piccolo tried not to sink to there level and join in, it soon became very hard to just stand there and try to meditate, partially when chairs were being flung over his head at a million miles per hour.
Quite a bit later....
They lay in a large pile, covered in food, snoring away. The food fight had lasted about three hours and now completely exhausted, it was time to go home...
" Aww.....just look at all of them!" Bulma sighed, as she watched Vegeta suck his thumb, " They're soooo cute when there asleep!"
" Yes but look at this awful mess they have make!!" Chi-Chi poked at Krillin with her foot.
" Mummy? Can I take a picture of Dad sucking his thumb or do you reckon he'd kill me?" Trunk asked Bulma.
" Go ahead, no one said that we have to show the picture to Vegeta." Bulma smiled evilly.
" Are you sure it was a good idea, sending them to a Hotel all on their lonesome?" 18 inquired.
" Well it was great at home, nice and peaceful." Chi-Chi added.
" No it wasn't! It was boring!!! Even you said that-" But Chi-Chi had already grabbed Goten around the mouth.
" Any ways....I say we do it again some time!" Chi-Chi continued.
" Yeah, but maybe not a hotel...." 18 stated.
" No, I hate to think what the bill is." Bulma sighed.
" Well let's get out of here, I'll find a footman to bring down the guys luggage. Goten, your coming with me." Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Yes mum..." Goten droned.
" See ya pal!" Trunks waved.
" Wait I want to come to!" Videl shouted.
Meanwhile the guys were beginning to stir.
Vegeta jumped at the sight of his wife.
" Your back!!" He growled, " Took you long enough!"
" I love you too Vegeta, did you have fun?" Bulma answered.
" No, it was horrible-" Vegeta was interrupted.
" Oh good." Bulma smiled, evilly.
" Where am I?" Goku asked.
" Where you had been for the last two days, Kakarrot." Vegeta snapped.
" Oh? And where is that?" Goku looked stunned.
" Fairyland."
" Really? Wow!! I don't see any fairies though."
" Just image Vegeta in a hot pink tutu with wings and a starry wand and you'll have a fairy an ugly one but a fairy non the less." Piccolo smiled.
" Oh...OK!" Goku smiled and looked at Vegeta hard.
" I think Piccolo would come closer to a fairy than me, Kakarrot. You see those spiky things on his head, they're like fairies antennae." Vegeta smirked.
" OK." Goku spun round to face Piccolo who quickly put his turban on.
" I don't see any spiky things." Goku sighed.
" Oh well." Vegeta shrugged then turned to Bulma, " When are we allowed out of this....place."
" Just as soon as we have your luggage and have fixed the bill, but that could take HOURS." Bulma smirked.
" Are we ever going to get out of here?" Krillin asked 18.
" Yeah one decade..." She answered.
"....But who said we're going to be taking you back home?" Bulma smirked.
Black Fury: YAY!! I've finished! PARTAY PARTAY!!! Hope you enjoyed it!! Please review and please, please send me some smart ideas for...anything. I'm not writing a sequel unless I get enough encouragement or I just feel in the mood to write it. The following are some possible sequel ideas that I've had:
1. A pleasant trip to the zoo.
2. Getting lost in a supermarket.
OR.....
3. Vegeta and Goku get there brains switched....
Please review and give me ideas!!! Thank you so much for taking the time to read this and a BIG thank you to all of you who reviewed and given me ideas!! Toodles for now.....but I will return!! * Evil manic laughter*
Hotel Havoc
By Black Fury
Author's note: Well, welcome to the last chapter!! I'm sure there are many of you out there that just couldn't wait of me to hurry up and finish the darn thing, but I also hope there is an equal amount that have enjoyed this story a lot!! And by the way if any of you have a GOOD plan for me to take over Dragon Ball Z please tell me!!! Just as long as it has nothing do to with, spoons, catapults, flash lights, wearing tight black clothes, air conditioning vents, disguising as a male security officer, pretending that I'm Goku or another Z gang character, telling everyone that I'm not really there it's just a figment of there imagination and they really should lay off the donuts for a while, saying I'm the ghost of Frieza come back to haunt them for writing me out of the script, pretending to be part of a talent quest thing and jumping through fire hoops, attempting to go through solid brick walls OR bribing them with lollies, cause I've tried all of that already and none of 'em worked!! Any way.....on with this story!
Chapter Six: Going Home
Not to early morning, in room 215....
Piccolo and Vegeta bent over the large orange 'blob' that was lying, still asleep on the two chairs, christen the night before, by Goku, as Marmarduke and Daniel. Vegeta extended a finger and poked Goku in the side. Nothing happened.
" Really, what is with Kakarrot!? Still asleep at 10 O'clock in the morning???!!" Vegeta thundered.
" Well, I would suggest that we wake him up, but he is always best to be around when he is asleep, you can get a much more intelligent convocation with him like this." Piccolo sighed.
" Really?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow, " Hmmm.....let's see."
Vegeta moved closer to Goku's ear.
" Kakarrot?!! Can you hear me?!!" Vegeta shouted.
Goku roughly nodded.
" Good. Now Kakarrot are you the dumbest of the dumb? The lowest of the low? The weakest of the weak?" Vegeta smiled.
Goku nodded again.
Vegeta turned back to Piccolo.
" Your right. He gets everything correct when he is asleep!" Vegeta laughed.
" Need I point out that-" Piccolo began.
" Shut up! I have to get him to answer another question!" Vegeta interrupted as he turned back to Goku.
" OK, Kakarrot, you are a Saiyan , I am the Prince of Saiyans, now don't you think that it is only fair that you should wait on my every whim?" Vegeta inquired.
Goku nodded for the third time.
" This is stupid! Goku can only nod in his sleep because he isn't smart enough to learn how to shake his head! So of course he is going to agree with you when you phrase the questions like that!! Just watch!" Piccolo growled as he shoved Vegeta aside and bent down near Goku's ear, " Goku? Is Vegeta the most arrogant thing ever to walk the earth?"
Goku nodded.
" See." Piccolo cocked his head towards Vegeta.
" Humph," Vegeta frowned, " Out of my way, It's my turn to ask him!"
Vegeta bent down to Goku: " Right, is Piccolo a complete idiot?"
Goku nodded.
" Ha!," Vegeta laughed, " OK Goku one more....Does Piccolo have a girlfriend?"
" OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!" Piccolo rushed forward to prevent Goku from nodding but he was to late.
" HA HA HA HA!!! PICCOLO HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!" Vegeta laughed.
" Grrrrr! This is Goku we are relying on here! So we can safely say that EVERYTHING asked is really meant to come back with a NO answer!!!" Piccolo roared.
" Hmmm......," Vegeta smiled evilly, " Let me ask Kakarrot about that one..."
Vegeta turned back to Goku, just as Goku woke up. Goku blinked twice at the sudden sight of a large black, spiky clump of hair and a green blob in the background before....
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Goku screamed.
Vegeta saw Goku screaming at something and though in would be fun to join in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" The Saiyans chorused.
Piccolo covered his ears.
In room 214....
" Oh no! Something must be attacking them!!" Gohan gasped as listen through the wall.
" Oh I'm sure Goku saw a cockroach or the chair ate him again or the guards attacked them." Krillin sighed.
" And....everybody is..OK with this...??" Gohan questioned slowly.
" Umm.....," Krillin listened to the scream which was still going strong, " Yeah."
" Oh...Ok." Gohan turned back to the wall.
Suddenly the screaming stopped.
" Huh?" Krillin carefully placed his head against the wall
" What do you think just happened there?" Gohan inquired
" I don't know..." Krillin whispered.
" Oh no....do you think? What if they're...?" Gohan bit his lip.
Krillin shook his head sadly, " I really don't know Gohan..."
Suddenly....
" GET YOUR GROSS GREENS HANDS OFF ME NAMEK!!!"
" WELL IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THAT YOU WHERE GOING TO SHUT UP NOW WASN'T IT???"
" AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT I NEEDED TO BE SHUT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE???!?!?"
" THE CONSTANT SCREAMING KINDA HELP!!"
" Ban chew grett oar hans rof twme?"
" Oh sorry Goku....I forgot I had still got you around the mouth.."
" That's OK......um....what's happening here?"
" I'm beating the Namek in an argument, that all..."
" EXCUSE ME WHO SAID YOU WERE WINNING??"
" I DID!!"
" Really?"
" Really, Kakarrot!"
" Truly?"
" ARRR!! DON'T GET HIM STARTED!!"
" Humph"
" Carrot Head."
" What did you call me, Green Bean?!!"
" You heard me!!"
" WHY, I'M SO GOING TO GET YOU!!!"
This was followed by several growls, grunts, bangs and crashes.
" Oh dear..." Krillin sighed.
" Well at least we know everything is back to normal." Gohan beamed.
" I guess..." Krillin listen to the battle in the next room, getting more worried by the minute.
Back in room 215...
" Go Piccolo! Go Vegeta! Go Piccolo! Go.....arr...what's your name again?" Goku cheered.
Vegeta managed to flash a quick death stare at him, before Piccolo flung another punch.
" You should by cheering for your Prince and only your Prince!!" Vegeta snarled between punches.
" But Piccolo's my friend too!" Goku whined.
" Your point being?" Vegeta snapped.
" Um....I really don't know.....give me a minute to think about that one." Goku sat down on the edge of Vegeta's bed.
" Oh well at least you shut him up." Piccolo sighed.
" I rule over Kakarrot! I am his Prince!" Vegeta smirked.
" Hey, Vegeta, since your daddy isn't alive anymore, doesn't that make you a King?" Goku suddenly put in.
Piccolo smirked, " I thought you had told him to shut up, oh mighty Saiyan Prince."
Vegeta chose to ignore Piccolo's remark.
" Ha! Scratch that! I'm a King! In your face Namek, now I'm the King of Saiyans!! How strangely observant and actually quite intelligent of you Kakarrot..," Vegeta laughed, " I do believe your actually right for once. "
" Cool!," Goku smiled, " Can I have that in writing?"
" No," Vegeta snapped, " You can't...I'm busy."
" Okies!"
" Can we focus on the fight now?" Piccolo sighed.
" Yeah, whatever Namek loser." Vegeta smirked.
" We'll see who the loser is..." Piccolo got into his fighting stance.
" I already know the answer...." Vegeta's smirk grew wider.
" Oh really? Glad we can agree on something, Carrot Head."
Vegeta growled and both Piccolo and Vegeta raced towards each other....
suddenly....
GGGRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPLLLEE!!!
Both Piccolo and Vegeta froze, inches apart at the sound. Slowly they turned their heads toward the innocent looking Saiyan that was sitting at the end of Vegeta's bed.
Goku looked left then right then at them both then....
" It wasn't me!! I swear!! It was my stomach!!" Goku looked down at his stomach and hit it hard, " Bad stomach!!!....OWW!!" Goku doubled over in pain and rolled off the bed. Both Vegeta and Piccolo raised an eyebrow in detestation and exchanged confused looks.
" Maybe we better have some breakfast."
Slightly later...
" Arr! They're everywhere!!" Goku shouted.
" What? The humans? There not scary Goku!" Krillin sighed.
" Yes they are! There's big ones, fat ones, skinny ones and little ones!!" Goku cringed.
" What's with dad?" Gohan questioned.
" Oh, I'd say he still hasn't gotten over the Day care center ordeal." Piccolo grunted.
" Oh, where shall we have breakfast?" Gohan asked.
" We don't appear to have much choice in the matter....where ever the Guards say." Krillin looked around the room.
" Well I'm not doing what the Guards say! Let me at that buffet!!!" Vegeta stormed forward to the large buffet table in the center of the room. The others shrugged then followed suit.
" Awww...look at all this food!" Gohan sighed, as he and all of the others, drooled almost unconsciously.
Piccolo watched on with disgust.
" Someone please tell what the fixation with food is!" Piccolo growled.
" Um.....I don't really know....because it tastes good?" Gohan questioned , not taking his eyes away from the food.
" It wasn't a million dollar question Gohan." Piccolo sighed.
" Oh really? Sorry, Mr. Piccolo." Gohan answered, turning to look at Piccolo.
" Concentrate Gohan! You must keep your eye on the food!" Goku replied.
" Sorry, dad.." Gohan turned back to the food.
" You never know if it will suddenly disappear...you have to watch it.." Goku looked very serious, so did everyone else.
" Yes, dad..." Gohan nodded.
" Ok, on the count of three, we pounce...OK guys?" Goku stated.
" Remember everyone! Slow movement! We don't want to startle it!" Krillin exclaimed.
" Voice down Krillin! It might hear you!" Gohan whispered.
" FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! FOOD ISN'T ALIVE!! WHAT IS WITH YOU FREAKS??!?!" Piccolo shouted.
The others stood stunned for a minute before Goku stepped forward.
" I would like to point out a couple of incorrect piece of information that the opposing team, that's you Piccolo!" Goku beamed at him, " Has put forward firstly..."
" Who is the green one around here?" Vegeta interrupted, " You are the green one, there for making you the freak."
" Secondly..." Goku began but was interrupted by Krillin.
" God doesn't have a pet snake, the snake was the evil one that made Adam and Eve eat the apple."
" Arr....I said for God's sake not for God's snake, Krillin." Piccolo snapped.
" Oh, darn!" Krillin muttered.
" Piccolo! You shouldn't make your rebuttals until after our first speaker has spoken!" Gohan corrected him. Piccolo just glared.
" And thirdly....," Goku stopped expecting some one to interrupted again with a third point, but no one did.
( crickets chirp in the background)
* Goku looks left and right to find the crickets.*
" Well?" The others chorused.
" Well, are...um...the food is alive." Goku stammered.
" Uhuh.." Piccolo muttered sarcastically.
" Yes it is! Food is alive! I have to catch a fish for Chi-Chi almost ever night and she keeps telling me off because I always brought it back alive." Goku answered.
" We are talking about the food on this buffet table Goku." Piccolo sighed.
" Oh sorry."
" Anyway, can some one please remind me how this turned into a debate?" Piccolo looked at the others, who all looked at one another shrugging and shaking there heads.
" I'm surrounded by idiots." Piccolo sighed, exasperated.
Slightly later...
Everyone had finally " caught" and happily "killed"their food ( " Might I point out that is was already dead?" Piccolo had snarled. ) and were now sitting down at a table eating it.
" This is sooo good!" Goku said as he stuffed mouthfuls of it in his mouth.
" Well as much as I'm glad your enjoying your food, Kakarrot, I am not partially enjoying watching you eat it!" Vegeta growled.
" Oh sorry." Goku muttered.
" Like watching you is any better!" Krillin snapped.
" I'm a King I can eat how I want!" Vegeta huffed.
" Oh yeah?" Krillin answered.
" Yeah." Vegeta's eyes narrowed.
Krillin picked up some of his spaghetti and began to mold it into a ball.
" Take this!" Krillin chucked the spaghetti ball at Vegeta which hit him right in the face.
" Why you little runt!!" Vegeta snarled as he grabbed the salad bowl, and tossed it at his head. I hit, hard.
" Shoot." Krillin muttered, as he put a meatball on his spoon and catapulted in right at his forehead. But his aim was off and he hit Piccolo.
Piccolo got mad and grabbed some hot cakes, which hit Goku. Goku didn't know what had just happened, but he flung his plate up in surprise. The plate hit Krillin.
" FOOD FIGHT!!!" Gohan yelled, as he joined in the free for all.
Several dishes, napkins and even tables were chucked at anyone who was in the way. Even though Piccolo tried not to sink to there level and join in, it soon became very hard to just stand there and try to meditate, partially when chairs were being flung over his head at a million miles per hour.
Quite a bit later....
They lay in a large pile, covered in food, snoring away. The food fight had lasted about three hours and now completely exhausted, it was time to go home...
" Aww.....just look at all of them!" Bulma sighed, as she watched Vegeta suck his thumb, " They're soooo cute when there asleep!"
" Yes but look at this awful mess they have make!!" Chi-Chi poked at Krillin with her foot.
" Mummy? Can I take a picture of Dad sucking his thumb or do you reckon he'd kill me?" Trunk asked Bulma.
" Go ahead, no one said that we have to show the picture to Vegeta." Bulma smiled evilly.
" Are you sure it was a good idea, sending them to a Hotel all on their lonesome?" 18 inquired.
" Well it was great at home, nice and peaceful." Chi-Chi added.
" No it wasn't! It was boring!!! Even you said that-" But Chi-Chi had already grabbed Goten around the mouth.
" Any ways....I say we do it again some time!" Chi-Chi continued.
" Yeah, but maybe not a hotel...." 18 stated.
" No, I hate to think what the bill is." Bulma sighed.
" Well let's get out of here, I'll find a footman to bring down the guys luggage. Goten, your coming with me." Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Yes mum..." Goten droned.
" See ya pal!" Trunks waved.
" Wait I want to come to!" Videl shouted.
Meanwhile the guys were beginning to stir.
Vegeta jumped at the sight of his wife.
" Your back!!" He growled, " Took you long enough!"
" I love you too Vegeta, did you have fun?" Bulma answered.
" No, it was horrible-" Vegeta was interrupted.
" Oh good." Bulma smiled, evilly.
" Where am I?" Goku asked.
" Where you had been for the last two days, Kakarrot." Vegeta snapped.
" Oh? And where is that?" Goku looked stunned.
" Fairyland."
" Really? Wow!! I don't see any fairies though."
" Just image Vegeta in a hot pink tutu with wings and a starry wand and you'll have a fairy an ugly one but a fairy non the less." Piccolo smiled.
" Oh...OK!" Goku smiled and looked at Vegeta hard.
" I think Piccolo would come closer to a fairy than me, Kakarrot. You see those spiky things on his head, they're like fairies antennae." Vegeta smirked.
" OK." Goku spun round to face Piccolo who quickly put his turban on.
" I don't see any spiky things." Goku sighed.
" Oh well." Vegeta shrugged then turned to Bulma, " When are we allowed out of this....place."
" Just as soon as we have your luggage and have fixed the bill, but that could take HOURS." Bulma smirked.
" Are we ever going to get out of here?" Krillin asked 18.
" Yeah one decade..." She answered.
"....But who said we're going to be taking you back home?" Bulma smirked.
Black Fury: YAY!! I've finished! PARTAY PARTAY!!! Hope you enjoyed it!! Please review and please, please send me some smart ideas for...anything. I'm not writing a sequel unless I get enough encouragement or I just feel in the mood to write it. The following are some possible sequel ideas that I've had:
1. A pleasant trip to the zoo.
2. Getting lost in a supermarket.
OR.....
3. Vegeta and Goku get there brains switched....
Please review and give me ideas!!! Thank you so much for taking the time to read this and a BIG thank you to all of you who reviewed and given me ideas!! Toodles for now.....but I will return!! * Evil manic laughter*