A/N: Hi! I'm a new member at ff.n, so please be kind. I had this idea
and thought it was kinda stupid, but my friend made me stick with it. It's
not the most original fic, but it will hopefully be different enough. Flame
if you must, but hopefully, you won't find any reason to.
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One day Link was walking through the Lost Woods. It looked like it was going to be a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and all the lower plants were shimmering with morning dew.
As Link searched for something for breakfast, he tripped over a tree root sticking out of the ground. He lost his balance and fell to the ground. His head hit a large rock, and he knew no more.
* * *
"Hey Cindy! Wanna go for a jog through the woods?"
"Sure Bridgy, just a sec!"
Bridget looked out her living room window. It was a beautiful summer morning. The sky was a pinkish orange and the sun's light was coming down in shafts through the nearby woods. The grass in her front yard was shimmering with dew, and the flowers her mother had planted in the front garden were in full bloom.
Yep. It was a beautiful morning.
"Hey Birdge! We gonna go or what?" Cindy had come upstairs, wearing her baggy running pants, and her exercise shirt, all gray.
"We sure are!" Bridget said, turning around and smiling at her friend. "Lets go!"
they walked down the street two blocks and crossed the street over to the trail entrance. They then started jogging through the woods, taking the time to admire the way the low shrubbery sparkled where the sun had worked its way through the leaves of the tall trees.
"Man this place is gorgeous!" Cindy panted, admiring the little snaky trees that worked they're way up taller trees, across the ground, and over the path in a little arches.
"I know!" Bridget answered. "It'll be sad when you have to go back to Edmonton."
Suddenly, rounding a corner, Cindy and Bridget stepped on something squishy, and it moaned. They fell over, screaming.
* * *
"Wha?" Link opened his eyes, and tried to get up, but his head hurt too much to let him.
"Are you ok?" a young female voice asked from some wear above him. He looked up, and saw what looked like two young, unarmed Gerudo's stood over him. They had had strange hair for a Gerudo, though. The one in gray had had brown curly hair that turned reddish at the end, and the one in the black had Blonde hair, tied back in a ponytail. But their ears were small and round, and they were wearing baggy pants and shirts that didn't cover their stomachs.
"Wha?" Link said for the second time.
"I asked if you're ok." The blonde said. She and the brunette were both looking down at him with concern.
"I'm fine!" Link said, trying to get up again. His head hurt badly and when he felt the back of his head, there was a bump.
"Here! Let us help you!" the brunette said, extending her hand.
"Thank you," said Link, letting the two girls pull him up. When he was on his feet, he asked "What are you Gerudo's doing in the lost woods any ways?"
The girls looked at each other, and laughed. "Sorry!" they said. "But we're just plain old human beings."
"Human beings? Well then why do you have Gerudo ears?" Link asked in confusion.
"I don't know," said the blonde. " Humans are like Gerudo's, except there's only a few thieves, and they go to jail, there are a LOT more males, and we inhabit much more then just the desert! By the way, have you noticed yet that you are from a video game?
It took a moment for all this girls words to sink in. Then he realized what she had said at the end. "Sorry. A what?"
"Link, look around! This isn't the Lost Woods! These are the Endowment Lands of UBC, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, North America, EARTH!"
"Huh?"
The Brunette sighed. "When we found you here, we were like 'Oh my GOD! That person looks just like Link from Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time!' So we searched through your stuff, and we found a whole bunch of things from the game, so then we were like 'oh my GOD it IS Link!' Then we noticed you weren't moving, so we poked you until you woke up."
"Who are you, anyway?" Link didn't understand how these strange people knew about him.
"Oh my gosh how stupid of me!" The blonde said. "I'm sorry. I'm Bridget and this is Cindy."
Bridget and Cindy smiled. "Here," said Cindy. "Come with us. You have a nasty bump on your head."
Link started to protest, but they were all ready pulling him down the forest path. When they came out link was shocked! The forest had looked almost identical to the lost woods, but the world outside was dramatically different. A large road ran between the forest and some large brick houses. Along the side of these roads were strange metal objects that appeared to have white, orange and red eyes.
"What are those things?" He asked the two girls.
"Cars." Bridget answered. "They get people around a lot faster than horses."
"A mode of transportation faster than horses? Wow." Link walked up to the nearest car and stroked it. Immediately a load siren started up and made Link jump three feet in the air.
"SHIT!" Bridget and Cindy swore together. They grabbed Link by the back of his tunic and ran as fast as they could back into the woods. When no one came to turn of the alarm, they came back out.
"Link. Never EVER touch some one else's car!" Cindy warned him angrily.
"I'm sorry." Link said. "But what was that horrid sound any way?"
"Some people have car alarms to 'protect' their car from robbers." Bridget explained. Then she frowned and looked at the car. "Only SOME people don't care if their car alarm goes off, and refuse to come and turn them off."
"How does it work?" Link asked.
"Ehhh. I'm not all that sure, but I know that if you touch a car with a car alarm, it makes a very load noise just like that."
"Let's go home." Cindy said. "I am hungry and would like some breakfast."
They got to Bridget's house and Link stared. He ad never seen such a strange house. It was long, with six doors on it, and was two stories high. Bridget went to the steps of the second last door on the left and went inside. Link sighed and went inside. Today was going to be a long day.
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A/N Well, how was that? I'll make it easy. Here's a poll ^-^
That was AWSOME!!! Are you SURE this is your FIRST FIC???
Pretty kewl. You should continue this!
Hmmmm. Interesting. Not the best I've read, but maybe it'll get better after a few chapters.
Eh. It was an ok read. Don't see the point in continuing it though.
What the HELL??? How could you take a beautiful video game and turn it into trash?!?
Well, that's all folks. Please be kind enough to leave a review.
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One day Link was walking through the Lost Woods. It looked like it was going to be a beautiful day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and all the lower plants were shimmering with morning dew.
As Link searched for something for breakfast, he tripped over a tree root sticking out of the ground. He lost his balance and fell to the ground. His head hit a large rock, and he knew no more.
* * *
"Hey Cindy! Wanna go for a jog through the woods?"
"Sure Bridgy, just a sec!"
Bridget looked out her living room window. It was a beautiful summer morning. The sky was a pinkish orange and the sun's light was coming down in shafts through the nearby woods. The grass in her front yard was shimmering with dew, and the flowers her mother had planted in the front garden were in full bloom.
Yep. It was a beautiful morning.
"Hey Birdge! We gonna go or what?" Cindy had come upstairs, wearing her baggy running pants, and her exercise shirt, all gray.
"We sure are!" Bridget said, turning around and smiling at her friend. "Lets go!"
they walked down the street two blocks and crossed the street over to the trail entrance. They then started jogging through the woods, taking the time to admire the way the low shrubbery sparkled where the sun had worked its way through the leaves of the tall trees.
"Man this place is gorgeous!" Cindy panted, admiring the little snaky trees that worked they're way up taller trees, across the ground, and over the path in a little arches.
"I know!" Bridget answered. "It'll be sad when you have to go back to Edmonton."
Suddenly, rounding a corner, Cindy and Bridget stepped on something squishy, and it moaned. They fell over, screaming.
* * *
"Wha?" Link opened his eyes, and tried to get up, but his head hurt too much to let him.
"Are you ok?" a young female voice asked from some wear above him. He looked up, and saw what looked like two young, unarmed Gerudo's stood over him. They had had strange hair for a Gerudo, though. The one in gray had had brown curly hair that turned reddish at the end, and the one in the black had Blonde hair, tied back in a ponytail. But their ears were small and round, and they were wearing baggy pants and shirts that didn't cover their stomachs.
"Wha?" Link said for the second time.
"I asked if you're ok." The blonde said. She and the brunette were both looking down at him with concern.
"I'm fine!" Link said, trying to get up again. His head hurt badly and when he felt the back of his head, there was a bump.
"Here! Let us help you!" the brunette said, extending her hand.
"Thank you," said Link, letting the two girls pull him up. When he was on his feet, he asked "What are you Gerudo's doing in the lost woods any ways?"
The girls looked at each other, and laughed. "Sorry!" they said. "But we're just plain old human beings."
"Human beings? Well then why do you have Gerudo ears?" Link asked in confusion.
"I don't know," said the blonde. " Humans are like Gerudo's, except there's only a few thieves, and they go to jail, there are a LOT more males, and we inhabit much more then just the desert! By the way, have you noticed yet that you are from a video game?
It took a moment for all this girls words to sink in. Then he realized what she had said at the end. "Sorry. A what?"
"Link, look around! This isn't the Lost Woods! These are the Endowment Lands of UBC, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, North America, EARTH!"
"Huh?"
The Brunette sighed. "When we found you here, we were like 'Oh my GOD! That person looks just like Link from Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time!' So we searched through your stuff, and we found a whole bunch of things from the game, so then we were like 'oh my GOD it IS Link!' Then we noticed you weren't moving, so we poked you until you woke up."
"Who are you, anyway?" Link didn't understand how these strange people knew about him.
"Oh my gosh how stupid of me!" The blonde said. "I'm sorry. I'm Bridget and this is Cindy."
Bridget and Cindy smiled. "Here," said Cindy. "Come with us. You have a nasty bump on your head."
Link started to protest, but they were all ready pulling him down the forest path. When they came out link was shocked! The forest had looked almost identical to the lost woods, but the world outside was dramatically different. A large road ran between the forest and some large brick houses. Along the side of these roads were strange metal objects that appeared to have white, orange and red eyes.
"What are those things?" He asked the two girls.
"Cars." Bridget answered. "They get people around a lot faster than horses."
"A mode of transportation faster than horses? Wow." Link walked up to the nearest car and stroked it. Immediately a load siren started up and made Link jump three feet in the air.
"SHIT!" Bridget and Cindy swore together. They grabbed Link by the back of his tunic and ran as fast as they could back into the woods. When no one came to turn of the alarm, they came back out.
"Link. Never EVER touch some one else's car!" Cindy warned him angrily.
"I'm sorry." Link said. "But what was that horrid sound any way?"
"Some people have car alarms to 'protect' their car from robbers." Bridget explained. Then she frowned and looked at the car. "Only SOME people don't care if their car alarm goes off, and refuse to come and turn them off."
"How does it work?" Link asked.
"Ehhh. I'm not all that sure, but I know that if you touch a car with a car alarm, it makes a very load noise just like that."
"Let's go home." Cindy said. "I am hungry and would like some breakfast."
They got to Bridget's house and Link stared. He ad never seen such a strange house. It was long, with six doors on it, and was two stories high. Bridget went to the steps of the second last door on the left and went inside. Link sighed and went inside. Today was going to be a long day.
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A/N Well, how was that? I'll make it easy. Here's a poll ^-^
That was AWSOME!!! Are you SURE this is your FIRST FIC???
Pretty kewl. You should continue this!
Hmmmm. Interesting. Not the best I've read, but maybe it'll get better after a few chapters.
Eh. It was an ok read. Don't see the point in continuing it though.
What the HELL??? How could you take a beautiful video game and turn it into trash?!?
Well, that's all folks. Please be kind enough to leave a review.