A boy who reckons that he's the best
Keeping his Pikachu by his side
Yet foolish enough to release the rest
And replace them for a far easier ride.

He's an evil child if you ask me
"Hey, buzz off, I don't need you!"
His words to the rest of his Pokémon family
Except, of course, for Puke-and-chew.

Relying on Misty, Tracey and Brock
To follow him round like he was king
They were his reliable rock
While he gave away everything.

Releasing your Pokémon is VERY bad
What did they do to hurt YOU?
Ash is a pratt who makes me so mad
He leaves his Pokémon sad and blue.

He never truly wins his badges
The gym leaders just take pity
When they see his Pokémon in bandages
Wishing for a nice home in the city

For Ash is truly a Poké-abuser
Making his best friends cry
He is also a total loser
And I wish he'd just go and die.