Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Don't own it don't want it

Flashback: For stupid ones, I will tell u what just happened. Otto "drowned" and now it is Reggie's turn, to die.



R: Sooooo.How will I die?

WV: ::thinks:: Hmm, this is gonna be hard.

R: No it isn't. Can I be burned?

WV: Yeah! Now that is your first and last best idea!



WV: ::builds fire::

Twister (T): Hi guys! Where's Otto?

R: Didn't u hear? MV killed him. Actually. a shark ate him but.. and now I get to experience the joy of death!

T: Cool, dude (he has a poor twisted brain like Otto. Why else is his name Twister?)! When can I die??

MV: Shush you! I'm trying to build the fire so I can roast Reggie. After that I'm gonna roast marshmallows! ^_^

T: Can I roast marshmallows, dude?

MV: ::thinks:: NO! Your stupidity will contaminate the fire!

T: What does that mean?

MV: ..... Figure it ,idiot.

T: ::eats pop-tart:: huh, don't know what that means either.

R: I wanna die! ::pouts::

WV: NOOOOOOO!!! DON'T POUT! THE FIRE WILL GO OUT AND THEN I CAN'T ROAST MARSHMALLOWS!!!!! ::fire goes out::

R; oops...so, uh, now how will I die?

WV: Er..:puts Reggie in fireplace:: ::lights fire:: You're still gonna be roasted!

R: ::roasting:: ::making s'more:: Yum ^-^

WV: Aren't u supposed to be in pain?

R: Pain? What is this "pain" you talk about?

WV: Pain..::looks up in The American Heritage student Dictionary :: Oh, pain Pain 1. An unpleasant feeling occurring as a result of injury or disease, usually localized in some part of the body. 2. Mental or emotional suffering; distress.

R: Oh yeah.EEK!!!!! PAIN! IT RETURNS!!! :: feels pain and LOTS of it:: ::dies::

And That Was The Sad, Sad, Sad, Death of Reggie Rocket.

T: When do I get to die?

WV: Later.



How will Twister die?

Where the heck is Sam?

How will Sam die?

What kind of sick mind do I have?

Are you really reading this?

Oh yeah, I do have a heart. Special thanks go out BaileyBallinger and J.E. Falton, first reviewers ever for me! SO I will try to remember them!