Chapter 4 of Rocket Power Death

Guess what stupid people? I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A FLASHBACK! So ha! Go read the first 3 chapters! Now, back to the fanfic.



All: ::appear at Mad-skate-boarding-park-thing-that-I-don't-know-the-name- of-and-don't-care::

S: So now what?

WV: Lay. ::points to ground in front of random skateboarding thingy::

S: Won't they run over me though?

WV: Do want to die or not?

S: Fine.:lays on ground where WV pointed to::

Random Skateboarder (RS)1: ::runs over s:

S: ::sickening crunch::

RS2: ::lands on Sam's stomach:: Was that like the most unreal move ever that professional skateboarders couldn't do, dude?

RS: Yeah, man! What was that, like, crunch we heard when we landed on the spot where some guy was lying at?

RS2: I don't know, dude! But let's go get a Vanilla Coke!

RS & RS2: ::gets vanilla coke:: ::leaves park::

S: I'M STILL NOT DEAD!!!!

WV: I know that.that was just Part 1!!!!! ::snaps fingers::

All: ::land in Reptile House at Ocean Shores Idiotic and Pitiful Zoo::

WV: Been here before?

S: No, but cool snakes! Uh oh, am I gonna be bitten to death?

WV: Yup! ^-^ ::pulls random poisonous snake:: say hi to Santa!

S: U named the snake Santa?

WV: Yup, its friends with Fred. Okay now u will pet or hold Santa.

S: Fine..::holds Santa:: WoW, this snake is pretty nice.

Santa: ::bites S::

S: OW! ::drops Santa::

Santa: (very angry) ::bites S again::

S: Oh, this feels sooooo good! ::falls over:: Erm, could you help me a bit?

WV: Nope! This is Part 2 and the final part! ::laughs evilly::

S: ::dies::

And That Was the Sad, Sad, Sad, Tale of Stupid Sam's Death.



Oh yeah, forgot the disclaimer.

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