The Last and Final Chapter of Rocket Power Death
Yes, I do know that I killed Sam, Reggie, Twister, and Otto. So how did all the other people die? Read to find out. People u have never heard of are going to be in this fanfic, so they can help tell the tale.
WF= wacko friend
VSF= very smart friend
TFOR= The freak of Redwall
WF: Hullo!
VSF: What is this exactly about anyway?
WF: How the rest of Rocket Power's cast died.
TFOR: Rocket Power scares me.
VSF: EVERYTHING scares you.
TFOR: Smart people scare me.
WF: Are we going to tell this before or after the rabid squirrels come?
TFOR: Ra-aabiid ssqquiirrrells?
WF: Yeah, Rabid squirrels. I set some loose yesterday, so I could become rabid.
TFOR: Rabid squirrels scare me. So does rap music. Can I tell the story?
VSF: NO! I'm going to... ::begins story::
A long , long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time ago they had this scary thing called...ROCKET POWER! (TFOR: It still haunts my dreams) U see, idiotic people liked this show, so it climbed Nickelodeon's pitiful TV show- liking chart. It had lots of characters, who are very fun to kill. But enough of history lessons, this very stupid fanfic chapter is what happened to the rest. (WF: didn't it say that up there?) Okay. here it is!!!!
Sadly, later in 2002, Raymando and TiTo's friendship split in half. TiTo moved across the street from the Shore Shack, and opened Shore Shack 3. As Raymondo's business failed (since it was TiTo who made all the crappy food), TiTo's business rose, bringing his career to new heights, as people forgot about Shore Shack, when they went to Shore Shack 3. Raymando "accidentally" fell of the pier, and drowned. TiTo, who was tired with the food business and wanted to pick up dog poop, closed Shore Shack 3. An angry mob (angry about the restaurant being closed) came one night while TiTo was sleeping, and killed him with a Hickory Farms Beef Stick. As soon as they realized what they had done, they all committed suicide. There was still Rocket Power people about. Lars and his gang, became the town drunks, and all died of alcohol poisoning. Reggie's friends became volleyball stars, then died of volleyball blows to the head (meaning somebody threw the ball at their heads really, really hard and they died 'cuz of it). The rest of the cast went to the North Pole to celebrate Rocket Power's canceling, and all got ate up by polar bears.
WF: COOL!
TFOR: Go polar bears, but don't haunt my dreams!
VSF: Sooooo...now what are we going to do? Just...talk?
WF: Yup. I can tell you how we shoplifted NOW 11, forgot about it, and bought another copy!
(2 hours later)
And that's how I shoplifted it.
VSF: hmm, I suppose they shoplifting part was smart, but why did u buy another one?
WF: I dunno.
TFOR: Can I end this?
VSF: go ahead.
("days go by" by Dirty Vegas plays as credits roll)
WF: We have credits?
VSF: No, I just wanted to listen to they song.
TFOR: Dirty Vegas scares me. So do the Dixie Chicks.
The End.
Thank you for reading this, if you get this far. Thank you for reviewing, if you review.
OOPS!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here except for VSF, WF, and TFOR. So don't sue me!!!!!
Yes, I do know that I killed Sam, Reggie, Twister, and Otto. So how did all the other people die? Read to find out. People u have never heard of are going to be in this fanfic, so they can help tell the tale.
WF= wacko friend
VSF= very smart friend
TFOR= The freak of Redwall
WF: Hullo!
VSF: What is this exactly about anyway?
WF: How the rest of Rocket Power's cast died.
TFOR: Rocket Power scares me.
VSF: EVERYTHING scares you.
TFOR: Smart people scare me.
WF: Are we going to tell this before or after the rabid squirrels come?
TFOR: Ra-aabiid ssqquiirrrells?
WF: Yeah, Rabid squirrels. I set some loose yesterday, so I could become rabid.
TFOR: Rabid squirrels scare me. So does rap music. Can I tell the story?
VSF: NO! I'm going to... ::begins story::
A long , long, long, long, long, long, long, long, time ago they had this scary thing called...ROCKET POWER! (TFOR: It still haunts my dreams) U see, idiotic people liked this show, so it climbed Nickelodeon's pitiful TV show- liking chart. It had lots of characters, who are very fun to kill. But enough of history lessons, this very stupid fanfic chapter is what happened to the rest. (WF: didn't it say that up there?) Okay. here it is!!!!
Sadly, later in 2002, Raymando and TiTo's friendship split in half. TiTo moved across the street from the Shore Shack, and opened Shore Shack 3. As Raymondo's business failed (since it was TiTo who made all the crappy food), TiTo's business rose, bringing his career to new heights, as people forgot about Shore Shack, when they went to Shore Shack 3. Raymando "accidentally" fell of the pier, and drowned. TiTo, who was tired with the food business and wanted to pick up dog poop, closed Shore Shack 3. An angry mob (angry about the restaurant being closed) came one night while TiTo was sleeping, and killed him with a Hickory Farms Beef Stick. As soon as they realized what they had done, they all committed suicide. There was still Rocket Power people about. Lars and his gang, became the town drunks, and all died of alcohol poisoning. Reggie's friends became volleyball stars, then died of volleyball blows to the head (meaning somebody threw the ball at their heads really, really hard and they died 'cuz of it). The rest of the cast went to the North Pole to celebrate Rocket Power's canceling, and all got ate up by polar bears.
WF: COOL!
TFOR: Go polar bears, but don't haunt my dreams!
VSF: Sooooo...now what are we going to do? Just...talk?
WF: Yup. I can tell you how we shoplifted NOW 11, forgot about it, and bought another copy!
(2 hours later)
And that's how I shoplifted it.
VSF: hmm, I suppose they shoplifting part was smart, but why did u buy another one?
WF: I dunno.
TFOR: Can I end this?
VSF: go ahead.
("days go by" by Dirty Vegas plays as credits roll)
WF: We have credits?
VSF: No, I just wanted to listen to they song.
TFOR: Dirty Vegas scares me. So do the Dixie Chicks.
The End.
Thank you for reading this, if you get this far. Thank you for reviewing, if you review.
OOPS!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything here except for VSF, WF, and TFOR. So don't sue me!!!!!