Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon
Lucius: 'Snape, enlighten me. Didn't you ever get sick of teaching those brats? Those know- it-alls!'
Snape: 'Malfoy, what do you think?! They irritated me every day. I don't know what's worse, the know it alls, or the complete daft ones. '
Lucius: 'I've got to tell you. When Voldemort gave you this assignment 14 years ago, ..Boy, I was glad I wasn't you.'
Snape: Well, if you were me, you won't have gotten the assignment anyway.'
Lucius: 'Hehe, so true. The thought of acting civil to those mudbloods in class, oh please, crusio me now!'
Snape: Now you know what I felt like every day. I tell you, I spent most nights thinking of blowing up that school, 'specially when it we thought Voldemort would never return. Luckily, he did. I have never been so relieved in my life. It would finally be all over, but then that.. "boy" .. almost ruined it all. And that idiot Quirrell was the chosen one to protect him. He did such a bad job I nearly killed him myself.'
Lucius: "I know, you told me. I still find it strange that Voldemort was able to enter Hogwarts without Dumbledore finding out.'
Snape: 'It took a lot of effort. I knew that Potter-kid didn't trust me from the start, so I used that angle. Anything to keep Quirrell save. No thanks to Quirrell himself. He nearly killed that boy in broad daylight. After I stopped him he got seconds thoughts about restoring Voldemorts powers. After a quick 'chat', I knocked some sense into him.'
Lucius: 'Ah, but that is all ancient history. I did enjoy seeing the look on Dumbledore's face when he finally realised that you screwed him sideways.'
Snape: 'What a fool indeed. Can't blame him though. I was an absolute pussycat. Except when it came to Potter. Boy, did he rub me the wrong way.'
Lucius: 'And me. You know he cost me a servant once? But after tonight he won't be a problem anymore. I hope Voldemort lets me cusio him a bit myself.'
Snape: 'Oh, and me too! I have earned it!! Six years with that annoying pest in one classroom. Hell, being in one castle with him was agony enough.'
Lucius: 'You poor man! Well, luckily it's over now. We just have to get rid of Potter and the world is ours again!'
Snape: 'Goody, goody!'
Lucius: 'More tea?'
Lucius: 'Snape, enlighten me. Didn't you ever get sick of teaching those brats? Those know- it-alls!'
Snape: 'Malfoy, what do you think?! They irritated me every day. I don't know what's worse, the know it alls, or the complete daft ones. '
Lucius: 'I've got to tell you. When Voldemort gave you this assignment 14 years ago, ..Boy, I was glad I wasn't you.'
Snape: Well, if you were me, you won't have gotten the assignment anyway.'
Lucius: 'Hehe, so true. The thought of acting civil to those mudbloods in class, oh please, crusio me now!'
Snape: Now you know what I felt like every day. I tell you, I spent most nights thinking of blowing up that school, 'specially when it we thought Voldemort would never return. Luckily, he did. I have never been so relieved in my life. It would finally be all over, but then that.. "boy" .. almost ruined it all. And that idiot Quirrell was the chosen one to protect him. He did such a bad job I nearly killed him myself.'
Lucius: "I know, you told me. I still find it strange that Voldemort was able to enter Hogwarts without Dumbledore finding out.'
Snape: 'It took a lot of effort. I knew that Potter-kid didn't trust me from the start, so I used that angle. Anything to keep Quirrell save. No thanks to Quirrell himself. He nearly killed that boy in broad daylight. After I stopped him he got seconds thoughts about restoring Voldemorts powers. After a quick 'chat', I knocked some sense into him.'
Lucius: 'Ah, but that is all ancient history. I did enjoy seeing the look on Dumbledore's face when he finally realised that you screwed him sideways.'
Snape: 'What a fool indeed. Can't blame him though. I was an absolute pussycat. Except when it came to Potter. Boy, did he rub me the wrong way.'
Lucius: 'And me. You know he cost me a servant once? But after tonight he won't be a problem anymore. I hope Voldemort lets me cusio him a bit myself.'
Snape: 'Oh, and me too! I have earned it!! Six years with that annoying pest in one classroom. Hell, being in one castle with him was agony enough.'
Lucius: 'You poor man! Well, luckily it's over now. We just have to get rid of Potter and the world is ours again!'
Snape: 'Goody, goody!'
Lucius: 'More tea?'