The Night Allen went Crazy
Magicman: I don't own Escaflowne, or 'The Night Santa went Crazy', though I would very much like to.
Smokegirl: I told you, you should have let me swipe the rights to it but noooooo!
Magicman: Anyway, this Magicman songfic is to be sung by our very own Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat.
(Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat comes out with a guitar and he begins playing.)
Down in the swamp fort was all the Crusade boys. Some were playing with cards and others with toys. When Gaddes burst in. He was completely out of breath. His eyes were both staring as if he'd seen Death. "Head for the hills boys! The boss has gone nuts! If he sees us here he'll have all of our butts." Then the boss busted in with that look within his eye. "None of you are girls, so now you all die!"
The night Allen went crazy. The night Schezar went insane. He realised that he was a playboy. The truth finally must have sunk in his brain.
Well the swamp fort is gone now. He decided to torch it. When the Slayers dropped by they were in for a scorchin'. And he tied up poor Gaddes, and he held him for ransom. He forced Reeden and Pyle to say they think he's handsome! He threw Dalet and Guimel to a really mean dragon, And ran over Chesta with a really big wagon. And he picked up a flame-thrower and he barbecued Dilandau. The pyro just blinked. Then he said "Holy Cow!"
The night Allen went crazy. The night when Caeli went nuts. Now yah can't hardly walk around the swamp fort without stepping in Asturian sluts.
There's the Dragonslayers and the Caeli Knights. There's a 'melef from Fanelian news and leva-cruisers hovering round in the sky. And the crima is flying, the women are sighing, and everyone's dying to know, 'Oh Allen why?
My my my my my my my.
You used to be such a virile guy.
(Soundtrack of flame-throwers, crima launchers, screaming, and people yelling.)
Yes Celena, now Allen's doing time, In a Fanelian prison for his infamous crime. Hey little girl now, don't you cry no more tears. He'll be back with good behaviour in many hundred more years! But now Gatti's in therapy, and Gaddes is nervous, And the Crusade got jobs working for the postal service. And they say that Millerna's on the phone every night, With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights!
Their talking about
The night Allen went crazy. The night that Scherezade flipped. He broke back for one lousy date. It sounds to me like he was kinda getting gypped.
Whoaoa
The night Allen went crazy. The night Schezar went insane. He realised that he was a playboy. The truth finally must have sunk in his brain.
Whoaoa.
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
Tell yah.
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
(Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat bows as roses, etc are thrown at him.)
Magicman: Wasn't that a wonderful song?
(Tumbleweed.)
Magicman: Ooooooookay then. I guess it's up to you to decide.
(Crickets)
Magicman: Who's playing with the sound effects?
(Foghorn)
Magicman: SMOKEGIRL!
Smokegirl: Hee hee hee!
(Magicman chases Smokegirl around.)
Magicman: I don't own Escaflowne, or 'The Night Santa went Crazy', though I would very much like to.
Smokegirl: I told you, you should have let me swipe the rights to it but noooooo!
Magicman: Anyway, this Magicman songfic is to be sung by our very own Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat.
(Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat comes out with a guitar and he begins playing.)
Down in the swamp fort was all the Crusade boys. Some were playing with cards and others with toys. When Gaddes burst in. He was completely out of breath. His eyes were both staring as if he'd seen Death. "Head for the hills boys! The boss has gone nuts! If he sees us here he'll have all of our butts." Then the boss busted in with that look within his eye. "None of you are girls, so now you all die!"
The night Allen went crazy. The night Schezar went insane. He realised that he was a playboy. The truth finally must have sunk in his brain.
Well the swamp fort is gone now. He decided to torch it. When the Slayers dropped by they were in for a scorchin'. And he tied up poor Gaddes, and he held him for ransom. He forced Reeden and Pyle to say they think he's handsome! He threw Dalet and Guimel to a really mean dragon, And ran over Chesta with a really big wagon. And he picked up a flame-thrower and he barbecued Dilandau. The pyro just blinked. Then he said "Holy Cow!"
The night Allen went crazy. The night when Caeli went nuts. Now yah can't hardly walk around the swamp fort without stepping in Asturian sluts.
There's the Dragonslayers and the Caeli Knights. There's a 'melef from Fanelian news and leva-cruisers hovering round in the sky. And the crima is flying, the women are sighing, and everyone's dying to know, 'Oh Allen why?
My my my my my my my.
You used to be such a virile guy.
(Soundtrack of flame-throwers, crima launchers, screaming, and people yelling.)
Yes Celena, now Allen's doing time, In a Fanelian prison for his infamous crime. Hey little girl now, don't you cry no more tears. He'll be back with good behaviour in many hundred more years! But now Gatti's in therapy, and Gaddes is nervous, And the Crusade got jobs working for the postal service. And they say that Millerna's on the phone every night, With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights!
Their talking about
The night Allen went crazy. The night that Scherezade flipped. He broke back for one lousy date. It sounds to me like he was kinda getting gypped.
Whoaoa
The night Allen went crazy. The night Schezar went insane. He realised that he was a playboy. The truth finally must have sunk in his brain.
Whoaoa.
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
Tell yah.
Something finally must of snapped in his brain.
(Dilandau-with-a-cowboy-hat bows as roses, etc are thrown at him.)
Magicman: Wasn't that a wonderful song?
(Tumbleweed.)
Magicman: Ooooooookay then. I guess it's up to you to decide.
(Crickets)
Magicman: Who's playing with the sound effects?
(Foghorn)
Magicman: SMOKEGIRL!
Smokegirl: Hee hee hee!
(Magicman chases Smokegirl around.)