I don't own Sesshoumaru... Too bad.. Actually, you wouldn't really CARE if I did or not, you would STILL R&R ANYWAYS, right? ^__^
This story has some Sesshoumaru bashing, at least.. I say it does.
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Interview with a Youkai
The author sits at a table in a dark room. I mean, seriously dark; so dark you couldn't see your hand if it was right in front of your face! The added fact that there were no lights didn't help its darkness, either. Actually, even if it HAD windows, it'd still be pretty dark... Point is, it was dark. Soo... back to the story... I guess...
The author sat silently. She stared across the table at the youkai, his face set in a frown. The silence was a dead kind of silence.
Author: "So Sesshoumaru... May I call you Fluffy??"
Sesshoumaru: *twitches*
Author: "Eheh.. I take that as a no..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "Are you gonna talk at all or are we just gonna sit here like idiots?"
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
This goes on for about an hour or so until our author give up. ^-^;;
Author: "TALK!!!"
Sesshoumaru: "Worthless human."
Author: "Grr... You are so lucky I fear for my life, bud!"
Sesshoumaru: "Meaning..?"
Author: *shows a picture of her friend Tabby* "Tabby-sama = sharp nailed Fluffy fan"
Sesshoumaru: "Say no more, human"
Author: "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
Sesshoumaru: "You are human, are you not?"
Author: "...maybe"
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "Fah.. Not that again..." *bangs her head on the table*
Sesshoumaru: "Ask your questions, mortal."
Author: "Wha...? Oh, right! Er.. Ready"
Sesshoumaru: "Yes."
Author: "Why are you so mean to Inu-san?"
Sesshoumaru: "The half-blood?"
Author: "Yes.."
Sesshoumaru: "Sibling rivalry"
Author: *sweatdrops* "Oookay... Second question: What's with the boa?"
Sesshoumaru: "It isn't a boa."
Author: "Well, it LOOKS like a boa, it FEELS like a boa, it MUST BE a boa!"
Sesshoumaru: "It isn't."
Author: *mumbles* "Yes it is..."
Sesshoumaru: *shows claws*
Author: "Eep!"
Sesshoumaru: *glares*
Author: "Woah.. major death stare..." O.o
Sesshoumaru: "Thank you, wench"
Author: *twitch*
By this time, Author's dear friend Tabby-sama has found her way to the Super-Dee-Dooper Dark Room™. She stands in the corner waiting.. And watching.. And sharpening her nails... -_-;;
Tabby-sama: "AHA!" *jumps out, pointing a finger a Author*
Author: "Oh.. Eheh.. Hi Tabby.." *gets scared*
Tabby-sama: "You foolish human! Omae o korosu!!" *laughs evilly*
Sesshoumaru: "I believe I am still in the middle of an interview."
Tabby-sama: "Oh.. Gomen, Sesshoumaru-sama"
Author: "Oookay! Now.. back to the interview!!"
The Author sits down in her seat, Sesshoumaru follows suit and sits.
Author: "Sit Tabby"
Tabby-sama: "Baka, I'm not Inuyasha!"
Author: "Sorry. Tabby, would you like to continue?"
Tabby-sama: *kicks Author out of her seat*
Author: "Daijoubu...Daijoubu..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Tabby-sama: "So.. Sesshoumaru-sama... How are you?"
Sesshoumaru: *sarcastically* "Just peachy."
Tabby-sama: "THAT'S nice!"
Author: "Ask him about Rin! Ask him about Rin!"
Tabby-sama: "Shut-up human!" *turns to Sesshoumaru* "So.. what are you to Rin, exactly?"
Sesshoumaru: "Pardon?"
Tabby-sama: "Are you a father figure, a friend..."
Author: *coughs LOUDLY*
Sesshoumaru: "Father figure, no more."
Author: "Uh-huh..."
Timer: *RINGS*
Sesshoumaru: *kills timer*
Author: "Oh, too bad... Seems we're out of time.. Eheh.."
Tabby-sama: "Well, that was a waste of time."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Tabby-sama: *hugs Sesshoumaru and skips away singing 'I hugged Sesshoumaru-sama*
Sesshoumaru: o.O
~~~~~
WELL..... Eheh.. That didn't solve anything. ^-^ Now Tabby-sama has a REASON to hurt me, MUAHA!!
Here's a little REVIEW of the Japanese word/phrases that I have used here…
Sama - term of high respect.
San - Refers to someone older than yourself.
Omae o korosu - Means somewhere along the lines of "I will kill you" Any TRUE Gundam Wing fan would know this. If they don't, then they should.
Daijoubu - "I'm alright"
This story has some Sesshoumaru bashing, at least.. I say it does.
~~~~
Interview with a Youkai
The author sits at a table in a dark room. I mean, seriously dark; so dark you couldn't see your hand if it was right in front of your face! The added fact that there were no lights didn't help its darkness, either. Actually, even if it HAD windows, it'd still be pretty dark... Point is, it was dark. Soo... back to the story... I guess...
The author sat silently. She stared across the table at the youkai, his face set in a frown. The silence was a dead kind of silence.
Author: "So Sesshoumaru... May I call you Fluffy??"
Sesshoumaru: *twitches*
Author: "Eheh.. I take that as a no..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "Are you gonna talk at all or are we just gonna sit here like idiots?"
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
This goes on for about an hour or so until our author give up. ^-^;;
Author: "TALK!!!"
Sesshoumaru: "Worthless human."
Author: "Grr... You are so lucky I fear for my life, bud!"
Sesshoumaru: "Meaning..?"
Author: *shows a picture of her friend Tabby* "Tabby-sama = sharp nailed Fluffy fan"
Sesshoumaru: "Say no more, human"
Author: "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
Sesshoumaru: "You are human, are you not?"
Author: "...maybe"
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Author: "Fah.. Not that again..." *bangs her head on the table*
Sesshoumaru: "Ask your questions, mortal."
Author: "Wha...? Oh, right! Er.. Ready"
Sesshoumaru: "Yes."
Author: "Why are you so mean to Inu-san?"
Sesshoumaru: "The half-blood?"
Author: "Yes.."
Sesshoumaru: "Sibling rivalry"
Author: *sweatdrops* "Oookay... Second question: What's with the boa?"
Sesshoumaru: "It isn't a boa."
Author: "Well, it LOOKS like a boa, it FEELS like a boa, it MUST BE a boa!"
Sesshoumaru: "It isn't."
Author: *mumbles* "Yes it is..."
Sesshoumaru: *shows claws*
Author: "Eep!"
Sesshoumaru: *glares*
Author: "Woah.. major death stare..." O.o
Sesshoumaru: "Thank you, wench"
Author: *twitch*
By this time, Author's dear friend Tabby-sama has found her way to the Super-Dee-Dooper Dark Room™. She stands in the corner waiting.. And watching.. And sharpening her nails... -_-;;
Tabby-sama: "AHA!" *jumps out, pointing a finger a Author*
Author: "Oh.. Eheh.. Hi Tabby.." *gets scared*
Tabby-sama: "You foolish human! Omae o korosu!!" *laughs evilly*
Sesshoumaru: "I believe I am still in the middle of an interview."
Tabby-sama: "Oh.. Gomen, Sesshoumaru-sama"
Author: "Oookay! Now.. back to the interview!!"
The Author sits down in her seat, Sesshoumaru follows suit and sits.
Author: "Sit Tabby"
Tabby-sama: "Baka, I'm not Inuyasha!"
Author: "Sorry. Tabby, would you like to continue?"
Tabby-sama: *kicks Author out of her seat*
Author: "Daijoubu...Daijoubu..."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Tabby-sama: "So.. Sesshoumaru-sama... How are you?"
Sesshoumaru: *sarcastically* "Just peachy."
Tabby-sama: "THAT'S nice!"
Author: "Ask him about Rin! Ask him about Rin!"
Tabby-sama: "Shut-up human!" *turns to Sesshoumaru* "So.. what are you to Rin, exactly?"
Sesshoumaru: "Pardon?"
Tabby-sama: "Are you a father figure, a friend..."
Author: *coughs LOUDLY*
Sesshoumaru: "Father figure, no more."
Author: "Uh-huh..."
Timer: *RINGS*
Sesshoumaru: *kills timer*
Author: "Oh, too bad... Seems we're out of time.. Eheh.."
Tabby-sama: "Well, that was a waste of time."
Sesshoumaru: "..."
Tabby-sama: *hugs Sesshoumaru and skips away singing 'I hugged Sesshoumaru-sama*
Sesshoumaru: o.O
~~~~~
WELL..... Eheh.. That didn't solve anything. ^-^ Now Tabby-sama has a REASON to hurt me, MUAHA!!
Here's a little REVIEW of the Japanese word/phrases that I have used here…
Sama - term of high respect.
San - Refers to someone older than yourself.
Omae o korosu - Means somewhere along the lines of "I will kill you" Any TRUE Gundam Wing fan would know this. If they don't, then they should.
Daijoubu - "I'm alright"