Disclaimer: I don't own Sesshoumaru. I don't own his boa. I don't want to own Jaken. I DO own the dark room though, for its in my mind. I own the duct tape, too.

Interview with a Youkai

Chapter 2

Author, Sesshoumaru, and Tabby are still in the Dark Room, what fun! Sesshoumaru is impatiently awaiting leaving. Is that a weird sentence or what? Hah hah… Yes, well, Tabby is tied to a chair (in order to keep her from glomping out 'guest') and has duct tape over her mouth. Ahh… The power of duct tape! Author is sitting humming quietly to herself, and is off in her own little world.

Tabby: "Mpmh!"

Author: "Wha? Oh yes, the interview…"

Tabby: *glares*

Author: *clears her throat* "Nice to see you again, Sessy!"

Sesshoumaru: "You locked me in your basement, wench!"

Author: ^O^;; "Ohoho! Don't be silly… I don't have a basement!" *pats Sesshoumaru's head*

Sesshoumaru: *growls*

Author: "Silly puppy!"

Sesshoumaru: *glares*

Tabby: *glares*

Author: "Back to the boa thing."

Sesshoumaru: "It isn't a boa."

Author: "Then what is it!?"

Sesshoumaru: "A weapon."

Author: "A weapon?" *face faults*

Sesshoumaru: "Yes. A weapon."

Author: "I just don't see it…"

Sesshoumaru: "See what?"

Author: "The boa as a weapon."

Sesshoumaru: "It isn't a boa."

Author: "What're you gonna do, smother someone with its… Fluffyness?"

Sesshoumaru: "Yes."

Author: *shrugs*

Tabby: *laughs evilly*

Author: *stares*

Tabby: *jumps up and pulls the duct tape from her mouth* "YEOOOW!!!"

Author: "Haha!"

Tabby: *glares* "Foolish human! You shall perish under my nails!"

Sesshoumaru: "Anything else, or can I leave now?"

Tabby: *glomps Sesshoumaru*

Author: "Just a few more questions…" *evil laughter*

Sesshoumaru: "Hurry up."

Author: "How can you STAND Jaken? He's so… So…"

Tabby: "Clingy."

Author: "Yesh, clingy."

Sesshoumaru: "He merely follows me wherever I go."

Author: "So he's a stalker?"

Sesshoumaru: "No. A follower."
Author: "And by follower you mean stalker, right?"

Sesshoumaru: "No."

Author: "Oh. Then what is he?"

Tabby: "A follower!"

Author: "Bound to you by an evil curse?!" *gets all starry-eyes*

Sesshoumaru: "Follower"

Author: "Uh huh…"

Sesshoumaru: "May I leave now?"

Author: *looks at cue cards* "Well, that's all the questions I have."

Sesshoumaru: "So I can leave?"

Tabby: "No!" *glomps Sesshoumaru again*

Author: o.O "Well, that's all the time we have for… Until next time, when Inuyasha joins us!"

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Thank you for the um.. Three people who reviewed! *sweat drops* Actually, two, considering I pretty much had to CRY to get Tabby to sign. Eheh… Maybe I will get more reviews now that I added a chapter, ne? *prays*