Title: What Are You Doing?
Part: 1/5
Author: Kohaku-chan
Archive: Team Rocket and Shinigami Castle, Anime-zing! Others please ask
first.
Rating: PG for mild language
Category: PWP, Humor
Warnings: Insanity of a humorous kind
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and if this is how they always behave then I
don't want too.
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"Duo what are you doing?"
"Making potato people." Duo's tongue stuck between his teeth as he carefully painted faces onto potatoes stacked next to him. He put the finishing touches on the last potato and grinned at Quatre. "This one is Heero." Duo showed Quatre the spud then pointed at various other potatoes. "That one is Wufei, that's Trowa, you, Zechs, Noin, Dorothy, Relena, Sally, Une and Treize."
Quatre blinked at Duo, stupefied. "Oh. Okay."
Oblivious to his friend's confusion, Duo lined the potatoes up on the kitchen windowsill.
2 Days Later
"I'll get her for this! If it wasn't for Relena, Deathscythe wouldn't have gotten a scratch on him, but nooooo. she's just got to show up in the middle of the damn battle and get in the damn way! Why didn't I let Heero shoot her?"
"It can be fixed Duo and you know we need her for peace." Quatre said soothingly, watching curiously along with the other 3 pilots as Duo stormed around the kitchen.
"That's not the point!" Duo grabbed a potato from the windowsill then he dashed over to the microwave and shoved the potato in the appliance, setting it on high. Duo stood back from the microwave, watching it eagerly. When the potato inside blew up he laughed maniacally.
Trowa looked at Quatre. "What did he just do?"
"He blew up Relena."
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"Duo what are you doing?"
"Making potato people." Duo's tongue stuck between his teeth as he carefully painted faces onto potatoes stacked next to him. He put the finishing touches on the last potato and grinned at Quatre. "This one is Heero." Duo showed Quatre the spud then pointed at various other potatoes. "That one is Wufei, that's Trowa, you, Zechs, Noin, Dorothy, Relena, Sally, Une and Treize."
Quatre blinked at Duo, stupefied. "Oh. Okay."
Oblivious to his friend's confusion, Duo lined the potatoes up on the kitchen windowsill.
2 Days Later
"I'll get her for this! If it wasn't for Relena, Deathscythe wouldn't have gotten a scratch on him, but nooooo. she's just got to show up in the middle of the damn battle and get in the damn way! Why didn't I let Heero shoot her?"
"It can be fixed Duo and you know we need her for peace." Quatre said soothingly, watching curiously along with the other 3 pilots as Duo stormed around the kitchen.
"That's not the point!" Duo grabbed a potato from the windowsill then he dashed over to the microwave and shoved the potato in the appliance, setting it on high. Duo stood back from the microwave, watching it eagerly. When the potato inside blew up he laughed maniacally.
Trowa looked at Quatre. "What did he just do?"
"He blew up Relena."
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