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Chapter 3
Interviewing Inuyasha
Author sat in a comfortable-looking maroon chair, her arms folded in her lap. She coughed lightly and high-pitched, causing the hanyou to flatten his ears. The room's darkness faded away, leaving in its place gray walls and a very annoyed Sesshoumaru, who found out finally that there were no windows, or doors, for him to escape. Tabby clung to the youkai's "boa" and had a very scary look in her eyes.
Inuyasha: "Who are you anyway?"
Author: "I am the sun, the sky, and the moon. I rule all, see all, and am all, yet I am nothing. I am the who kills fire, the one who lets water live, and the one who is that of which I speak."
Inuyasha: *blinks*
Tabby: "She's the author."
Inuyasha: *growls*
Author: "Don't worry, Inu-chan, I would never hurt you." *pats Inuyasha on the head*
Sesshoumaru: "Pathetic, don't any of you have anything better to do? Get on with asking him his share of questions so that I can leave."
Tabby: *glomps Sesshoumaru* "Ai shiteru, Sessy-kun!"
Sesshoumaru: "Of course, everyone does."
Author: *twitches*
Inuyasha: "I don't."
Tabby: *glares at Inuyasha*
Author: "ANYways…" *clears her throat* "Inuyasha, why wont you let Kagome go to school?"
Inuyasha: "She doesn't NEED school, she NEEDS to help me find the shards of the Shikon no Tama."
Author: "Yes, but school is fun!"
Tabby: *coughs*
Sesshoumaru: "He answered the damned question, can I leave now?"
Author/Tabby: "NO!"
Inuyasha: "Actually, I wouldn't mind leaving either."
Author: "Inu-chan, why do you want to become a full youkai? Wouldn't that be denying who you are inside?
Inuyasha: "I want to become a stronger. I don't even know who I am inside, so how could I possibly deny it, and don't call me Inu-chan, wench."
Author: "I AM NOT A WENCH!!" *pulls Kagome out of her pocket*
Kagome: "Sit!"
SPLAT!!
Maniacal laugher.
Cussing.
Sit!
SPLAT!
More laughter.
More cussing.
Author: "Do you give up?!"
Inuyasha: *mumbles*
Author: "Well…?"
Inuyasha: "Whatever."
Tabby: "My turn! Inuyasha, why don't you give the Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru?!"
Inuyasha: *grabs the Tetsusaiga and growls* "NEVER!!"
Sesshoumaru: "Calm down, hanyou. No need to get worked up over nothing."
Inuyasha: *hmphs*
Tabby: "Stupid half blood."
Inuyasha: *growls and pulls out the Tetsusaiga again*
Kagome: "Sit!"
*Splat!*
Author: "Thank you!" ^-^ *returns Kagome to her pocket* "Now sit down! Both of you!"
Inuyasha: *sits* "I was gonna sit down anyway." *grumble grumble*
Author: "HERES a question: How did you get your hair so shiny and smooth?"
Tabby: *twitches* "You're asking about HAIR PRODUCTS?! Honestly!!"
Inuyasha: "Well, first I…"
Tabby: "SILENCE!"
Author: "Fine. Never mind. You can tell me after she leaves."
Tabby: "I have a question! Was there ever a time when you wanted to just hand the Tetsusaiga over to Sesshoumaru?"
Inuyasha: "No."
Tabby: "Ya sure?"
Inuyasha: "Yep."
Tabby: "Now even a little bit?"
IY: "Not even."
Tabby: "I doubt it."
IY: "You would."
Some where in this dark, now lighter, room, someone stands quietly in the corner, stifling laughter. Not the nice laughter either; the evil kind - you know, "Kukuku!" Yeah, THAT kind.
IY: "Could I ask you guys a question now?"
Author: "Sure"
IY: "Who's in the corner?"
Tabby: "Huh?"
IY: "I was reading over your shoulder."
Author: "What corner?"
IY: *points*
Author: "Oohh… THAT corner, eheheh…"
Tabby: "Yea, who IS in that corner?"
Author: "No one."
IY: "What? But you just wrote that there was!"
Author: "Does is LOOK like there is someone in the corner?"
IY: *looks*
Sure enough, there WASN'T anyone in the corner. No one. Not one person. Not one evidence of anyone EVER being there. There was nothing in the said corner. Zip, zilch, nada, nothing, not one thing. At least, not anyone Inuyasha could see. But by golly, did he sure SMELL something! And so, he let is be known.
IY: "I smell something."
Author: "You'll have to be more specific."
IY: "I smell something from that CORNER."
Sesshoumaru: "I, Sesshoumaru, smell something from that corner also."
IY: "It smells like Naraku."
Author: "It was Naraku."
Tabby: "WHAT?!"
Author: "Yea, he's the next person I'm interviewing, isn't that nice?" *smiles*
Tabby/Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru: *glares*
Inuyasha: "Can we kill him?"
Author: "No!"
Inuyasha: "Well, then can I kill him?"
Author: "I'll think about it."
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Kukuku…. Well, that's all for now. I'll write more… When I feel like it, so HAH! You'll have to wait!! *sticks her tongue out* Yesh, for some reason, I feel like a two year old. Dun know why. Feh… Up next: Interviewing Naraku. *smiles* That'll be fun!