Anime Phone Survey #3
Yu-Gi-Oh!

Eh - HEY! ^_^ We've already, before hand, selected the one who we will phone next! And guess who it is. Tea. Oooooh goody ... by the way, Kari - me - is going to do this survey mainly. Isn't Tea so lucky? *grins evilly* Eeheheh ... let the survey begin!

*ring ring*

Tea: Hello? Tea Gardner speaking.

Sakari: HELLO HELLO!

Tea: Who is this?

Sakari: That does not matter right now! What matters is that I'm going to -

Tea: Joey? Is this you? Yugi? Quit playing jokes this isn't funny!

Sakari: Ah - I .... *ahem* I'm going to -

Tea: This is going against all of my friendship speeches! Stop this!!

Sakari: NO! I'M NOT GOING TO STOP SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!! .... And then answer!

Tea: *meep* ... OK ....

Sakari: First question! Do you have an outhouse?

Tea: No .... don't think so ...

Sakari: What?! You've never checked?!

Tea: Well ... I .... um ...

Sakari: DON'T GIVE ME A BOGUS ANSWER! You don't know because you've never checked! Next question, you've angered me, foolish mortal!

Tea: ... Foolish mortal? IS THIS BAKURA?! STOP THIS!!

Sakari: No way!! *giggles insanely* And this isn't Bakura.

Tea: Yeah, I figured that out when you started giggling.

Sakari: .... OK, second question! What's your opinion on cows and methane?

Tea: EUW! Farts are disgusting!

Sakari: Ah - ah - ah! But I didn't say anything about farts, I was talking about methane!

Tea: Oh - uh - OO'

Sakari: I saw that.

Tea: You did?

Sakari: Yes!

Tea: Alright ... please give me the next question ...

Sakari: What's your favorite day of the week?!

Tea: Sunday!

Sakari: How come?

Tea: Because you can go to school the next day! ^__^

Sakari: ...... That is possibly the geekiest answer I've ever heard in my entire LIFE.

Tea: That makes me sad.

Sakari: NEXT QUESTIOONN!!

Tea: oo'

Sakari: Give me the seven diatomic elements' names and their ionically charged forms. AND! Besides that, you've gotta give me their atomic masses, atomic numbers, and their short form names!!!

Tea: WHAT?!

Sakari: Don't tell me you don't know this! Students learn it in grade 9 at LEAST!

Tea: I didn't ...

Sakari: How come?

Tea: Because I think I was writing up another speech ...

Sakari: OH! BAD GIRL! Writing friendship crap while you're supposed to be doing schoolwork!

Tea: I'm sorry ........... you're really starting to scare me ... honestly ...

Sakari: YOU KNOW WHAT, TEA?!

Tea: ._.' What?

Sakari: I was GOING to give you a special question all on your own, but I don't think I will! Because you have FAILED ME MISERABLY! You've angered the Gods, Tea Gardner! Prepare to be punished!

*click*

*beeeeeeep*

Sakari: .... She hung up on me .....
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^__^ Yay. Anyway - that was a good bash, no? I could have possibly made it longer if that Gods damned girl hadn't've hung up on me ... but .... Saki's gonna call the next person ... wonder who it is!! O~O? LET'S GO SEE!!