Anime Phone Survey #7
Yu-Gi-Oh!

WEEHEE!! Finally! Yami's the one being phoned! I had to wait SO LONG!! By the way, this is Kari .... OK! Letsa phone him!

*ring ring*

Yugi: Hello?

Sakari: CAN I TALK TO YAMI?! ^___^

Yugi: ..... OK then ... wait a second, will ya?

Sakari: Okaaaaay!

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Yami: Hello?

Sakari: Hello Yami!

Yami: Are you a Duelist?

Sakari: ... Not right now. I have to ask you some -

Yami: YUGI! THIS ISN'T A DUEL! WHY'D YOU -

Sakari: Questions please! ^-^

Yami: Fine. Ask your question. Wait!

Sakari: Yesh?

Yami: What's your name?

Sakari: My name is of no importance! Mwwuuuaahahahaa!!!

Yami: Are you trying to phase me out or something? Because it's not working ...

Sakari: Sorry ... but really! My name is .... ummmm ..... actually, I don't really want to tell you right now.

Yami: Oo' Why not? How come?!

Sakari: Because. More important things. ASK YOU QUESTION!

Yami: Alright, go.

Sakari: Do you have an outhouse?

Yami: I don't know .... Yugi do we have an outhouse?

Sakari: We already called him.

Yami: What did he say?

Sakari: Ummm ....... well, we couldn't really get much of what we WANTED out of him, but - he said no.

Yami: Well then OBVIOUSLY I am not in the having of one, considering the circumstances, don't you think?

Sakari: Sure, I forgot ...

Yami: Of course! Everyone forgets the Pharaoh! It's Yugi this and Yugi that! Oh Yugi you won the duel! Oh Yugi we can be friends now! Well where's MY credit!? Sure, he's a great -

Sakari: *coughs*

Yami: - duelist and all, but WHAT ABOUT THE SPIRIT OF THE PHARAOH, HMM?! What about the one who does all the work!? What about Yami, huh?! I demand some respect here!!!

Sakari: What's your favorite day of the week, Mr. Yami Pharaoh man?

Yami: It's Friday. And I don't even get respect from the other Egyptians! Damn tomb thieves and psycho -

Sakari: Yami .... I really have to get on with this survey, if you don't mind ...

Yami: Sure, go right ahead.

Sakari: ... OK, What do you think about cows and methane?

Yami: Methane? Did I hear you correctly?

Sakari: I believe so.

Yami: Well then ............ gas is a natural part of our lives! Let it be free, that's what I say!

Sakari: Good for you. Free the feeling.

Yami: Yeah. I know. -~-

Sakari: OK! ^__^ So, what are the seven diatomic elements of the periodic table and what are their short chemical names?

Yami: What? That's so easy! Bromine, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Chlorine, Hydrogen, Iodine and Fluorine. Br, O, N, Cl, H, I, and F.

Sakari: O______O Wow ........ YOU ANSWERED THAT RIGHT!! ^O^ OH MY GOD!!

Yami: eO' What?

Sakari: Nobody else has done that! THIS IS AMAZING!! ^____^ FINALLY SOMETHING RIGHT!

Yami: You know it. Now who is this?

Sakari: You win the grand prize!!!

Yami: Prize? I don't duel for -

Sakari: This is a phone survey, dammit! NO DUEL!

Yami: I know ... sorry. What's my prize?

Sakari: I'll meet you at 7:30pm tomorrow night at Domino Station! ^___^ I'll be waiting!

*click*

Yami: *blink blink* ..... What?
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*continues dancing around and forgets to write something here*