Anime Phone Surveys #9
Yu-Gi-Oh!
OKAY! Number 9? Yes ...... number 9 .... and look who I get to call! Kari gets to call Joey!! ^__^ Funfun.
*ring ring*
Joey: *picks up the phone* Hello this is Joseph Wheeler and you've won a million dollars!! O~O
Sakari: .... You ... uh .... I'm ...
Joey: Hello? HELLO?!
Sakari: QUIET! I'm gonna ask you a few questions do you mind?
Joey: Do I get a prize?
Sakari: If you win.
Joey: How do I win?
Sakari: By answering all the questions right.
Joey: But isn't it a survey? How can I answer questions wrong?
Sakari: Did I SAY it was a survey?
Joey: No ... actually you didn't ..... what is it then?
Sakari: A survey. OK. First question. Do you have an outhouse?
Joey: Yes!
Sakari: You do? Oo?
Joey: Yes!
Sakari: Alright then ... next is ... what do you think about cows and methane?
Joey: Yes!!
Sakari: ......... Sure, if you want ... third question is: What's your favorite day of the week?
Joey: YES!! ^__^
Sakari: ........... Wait, I'm confused - did you just -
Joey: YES!
Sakari: Fine then. Name the seven diatomic elements and their symbols and charges and all that Scientific stuff that you couldn't possibly grasp but I'm going to ask you anyway!
Joey: .......................... Uh ............ YES!! Times 7! I win I win I win!
Sakari: One more question.
Joey: But I thought those were the only questions.
Sakari: I didn't say that.
Joey: Then how many are there?
Sakari: Only those ones. But I'm gonna give you a SPECIAL question.
Joey: OK then ...
Sakari: *thinks: He should be able to get this one right at least ....* What's the opposite of 'no'?!
Joey: ...... MAYBE! NO! SAD! GREEEEEEEN!!! I DON'T LIKE IT! THURSDAY! TWO MILLLIIIONN DOLLARS!!
Sakari: ....... You are just too damn smart for -
Joey: I am?!
Sakari: NO! NO YOU'RE NOT!! Answer the God damned question right!
Joey: I'm sorry ....
Sakari: That's OK. Now, what's the opposite of no?
Joey: .... *click*
Sakari: OO'?
*beep*
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*beep beep beep*
Yu-Gi-Oh!
OKAY! Number 9? Yes ...... number 9 .... and look who I get to call! Kari gets to call Joey!! ^__^ Funfun.
*ring ring*
Joey: *picks up the phone* Hello this is Joseph Wheeler and you've won a million dollars!! O~O
Sakari: .... You ... uh .... I'm ...
Joey: Hello? HELLO?!
Sakari: QUIET! I'm gonna ask you a few questions do you mind?
Joey: Do I get a prize?
Sakari: If you win.
Joey: How do I win?
Sakari: By answering all the questions right.
Joey: But isn't it a survey? How can I answer questions wrong?
Sakari: Did I SAY it was a survey?
Joey: No ... actually you didn't ..... what is it then?
Sakari: A survey. OK. First question. Do you have an outhouse?
Joey: Yes!
Sakari: You do? Oo?
Joey: Yes!
Sakari: Alright then ... next is ... what do you think about cows and methane?
Joey: Yes!!
Sakari: ......... Sure, if you want ... third question is: What's your favorite day of the week?
Joey: YES!! ^__^
Sakari: ........... Wait, I'm confused - did you just -
Joey: YES!
Sakari: Fine then. Name the seven diatomic elements and their symbols and charges and all that Scientific stuff that you couldn't possibly grasp but I'm going to ask you anyway!
Joey: .......................... Uh ............ YES!! Times 7! I win I win I win!
Sakari: One more question.
Joey: But I thought those were the only questions.
Sakari: I didn't say that.
Joey: Then how many are there?
Sakari: Only those ones. But I'm gonna give you a SPECIAL question.
Joey: OK then ...
Sakari: *thinks: He should be able to get this one right at least ....* What's the opposite of 'no'?!
Joey: ...... MAYBE! NO! SAD! GREEEEEEEN!!! I DON'T LIKE IT! THURSDAY! TWO MILLLIIIONN DOLLARS!!
Sakari: ....... You are just too damn smart for -
Joey: I am?!
Sakari: NO! NO YOU'RE NOT!! Answer the God damned question right!
Joey: I'm sorry ....
Sakari: That's OK. Now, what's the opposite of no?
Joey: .... *click*
Sakari: OO'?
*beep*
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*beep beep beep*