Anime Phone Survey #10
Yu-Gi-Oh!
hmmm - who do we get to phone today? *ahem* It's a yami!! *nods* Saki gets to phone Yami Malik!! Weehee!! ^.^ So excited! Let's get started now! Shall we!?
*ring ring*
Malik~Hello?
Sakari~Yeah - Is ..... Malik there?
Malik~Uh - right here?
Sakari~ ^.^ Is Yami person there!!?!?!?!?
Malik~ uh ------ um -------- do you REALLY want to talk to HIM?
Sakari~Of course I do!!
Malik~ You phoned already haven't you!?
Sakari~ --- uh ---- no!
Malik~Okay then! It was you! and - why not talk to him!? Have fun!! Muwaahahah!! *cough* ha*cough* Sorry 'bout that - cold!
Sakari~*waits a second* doooo deeeee dooooo doooo deeeee! *waits a few more seconds* dooooooooo deeee dummmmm *waits a couple more seconds*O-kay! Where the hell is he!?!?!?
*heard scuffling between the two* "Take the phone!"
"no!"
"Take the phone!!"
"NO!"
"TAKE IT!! They want to talk to you!!
"I'll wrip their heads off, then they can't talk!"
" ..... That's nice .... TALK TO THEM!!"
"FINE!"
Sakari~uh -- hello!?
Y.Malik~ Heeelllllo!?
Sakari~uh -- may I ask you a few questions .... Yami person .... sir!
Y.Malik~ No!
Sakari~Why not!?
Y.Malik~No!
Sakari~hmmm .... oh well! Do you have an outhouse?
*hear more scuflling as Yami and Hikari talk to eachother*
Malik~Hey! I talked to them once already!!
Y.Malik~Well - I don't *beepin* care about the *beepin* survey! So tell them to *beep* off!! *beep*
Malik~TAAAAKKKKKEEEE ITTTT!!
Y.Malik~no ....
Malik~PLEASE!?!?!?
Sakari~-_-'
Y.Malik~I heard that!!!
Sakari~You did!?!?!
Y.Malik~Fine! What the *beep* is your next question!?
Sakari~What do you think about cows and methane?
Y.Malik~What kind of dumbass question is that!? You *beepin* dumbasses!!
Sakari~I thought that it was a good question!!
Y.Malik~Well it's not!
Sakari~ I don't have to take this shit! Just answer my next question!!
Y.Malik~What is it?
Sakari~What's your fave day of the week?
Y.Malik~ uhhhh --- what the hell kind of question is that!? Why do you care?
Sakari~I just do ....
Y.Malik~okay then ... uh --- probably --- Saturday late night with Kaiba and Yugi! I mean -- uh -- yeah! That's right !I watch porn!
Why do you care? What are you gonna do about that!?
Sakari~I see someone's not a ladies man!!
Y.Malik~ Just because I hadn't had a date in 5000 years doesn't mean anything!!! *starts to sniffle and voice softens* It doesn't matter ....
Sakari~ ...........................
Y.Malik~Well! Aren't you gonna say something nice while I drown in my own self pitty?
Sakari~ .......................... no
Y.Malik~ I didn't mean all that bad things I said! They just sorta slip out sometime! SORRRYYYY!!!! *start to sniffle again*
Sakari~yeah -- fine then! What are the 7 diatomic elements and their compounds and shit!?
Y.Malik~ You said shit! I don't have to listen to you!!
Sakari~ Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!!
Y.Malik~Nuuuu!!
Sakari~ o-kay .... now ..... here's a bonus question! -- *ahem* What's your fave singer or band?
Y.Malik~Uh - wait secind .... *covers the phone up slightly and starts to whisper to Malik*
Sakari~Well??
Y.Malik~Britney Spears?
Sakari~Man! You've got issues!
Y.Malik~What!? *sees a pic of Britney Spears* Holy *beeeeeepppppppppin* she's ugly!! *beeeeppp*
Sakari~ Don't need no rocket scientist to figure that out!
Y.Malik~*drops the phone and i heard running after Malik* You little *beepin beepp*!!!!
Sakari~I think i'll go now .... *click*
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Disclaimer~We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! .............. too bad though, eh? We don't own the perodic table and its shit! and we DEFINITELY do NOT own Britney Spears!!!!
Thankies for reading!!! ^.^
Keep a look out for Beyblade phone survey! Coming soon from Sakari pro!!
Yu-Gi-Oh!
hmmm - who do we get to phone today? *ahem* It's a yami!! *nods* Saki gets to phone Yami Malik!! Weehee!! ^.^ So excited! Let's get started now! Shall we!?
*ring ring*
Malik~Hello?
Sakari~Yeah - Is ..... Malik there?
Malik~Uh - right here?
Sakari~ ^.^ Is Yami person there!!?!?!?!?
Malik~ uh ------ um -------- do you REALLY want to talk to HIM?
Sakari~Of course I do!!
Malik~ You phoned already haven't you!?
Sakari~ --- uh ---- no!
Malik~Okay then! It was you! and - why not talk to him!? Have fun!! Muwaahahah!! *cough* ha*cough* Sorry 'bout that - cold!
Sakari~*waits a second* doooo deeeee dooooo doooo deeeee! *waits a few more seconds* dooooooooo deeee dummmmm *waits a couple more seconds*O-kay! Where the hell is he!?!?!?
*heard scuffling between the two* "Take the phone!"
"no!"
"Take the phone!!"
"NO!"
"TAKE IT!! They want to talk to you!!
"I'll wrip their heads off, then they can't talk!"
" ..... That's nice .... TALK TO THEM!!"
"FINE!"
Sakari~uh -- hello!?
Y.Malik~ Heeelllllo!?
Sakari~uh -- may I ask you a few questions .... Yami person .... sir!
Y.Malik~ No!
Sakari~Why not!?
Y.Malik~No!
Sakari~hmmm .... oh well! Do you have an outhouse?
*hear more scuflling as Yami and Hikari talk to eachother*
Malik~Hey! I talked to them once already!!
Y.Malik~Well - I don't *beepin* care about the *beepin* survey! So tell them to *beep* off!! *beep*
Malik~TAAAAKKKKKEEEE ITTTT!!
Y.Malik~no ....
Malik~PLEASE!?!?!?
Sakari~-_-'
Y.Malik~I heard that!!!
Sakari~You did!?!?!
Y.Malik~Fine! What the *beep* is your next question!?
Sakari~What do you think about cows and methane?
Y.Malik~What kind of dumbass question is that!? You *beepin* dumbasses!!
Sakari~I thought that it was a good question!!
Y.Malik~Well it's not!
Sakari~ I don't have to take this shit! Just answer my next question!!
Y.Malik~What is it?
Sakari~What's your fave day of the week?
Y.Malik~ uhhhh --- what the hell kind of question is that!? Why do you care?
Sakari~I just do ....
Y.Malik~okay then ... uh --- probably --- Saturday late night with Kaiba and Yugi! I mean -- uh -- yeah! That's right !I watch porn!
Why do you care? What are you gonna do about that!?
Sakari~I see someone's not a ladies man!!
Y.Malik~ Just because I hadn't had a date in 5000 years doesn't mean anything!!! *starts to sniffle and voice softens* It doesn't matter ....
Sakari~ ...........................
Y.Malik~Well! Aren't you gonna say something nice while I drown in my own self pitty?
Sakari~ .......................... no
Y.Malik~ I didn't mean all that bad things I said! They just sorta slip out sometime! SORRRYYYY!!!! *start to sniffle again*
Sakari~yeah -- fine then! What are the 7 diatomic elements and their compounds and shit!?
Y.Malik~ You said shit! I don't have to listen to you!!
Sakari~ Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!!
Y.Malik~Nuuuu!!
Sakari~ o-kay .... now ..... here's a bonus question! -- *ahem* What's your fave singer or band?
Y.Malik~Uh - wait secind .... *covers the phone up slightly and starts to whisper to Malik*
Sakari~Well??
Y.Malik~Britney Spears?
Sakari~Man! You've got issues!
Y.Malik~What!? *sees a pic of Britney Spears* Holy *beeeeeepppppppppin* she's ugly!! *beeeeppp*
Sakari~ Don't need no rocket scientist to figure that out!
Y.Malik~*drops the phone and i heard running after Malik* You little *beepin beepp*!!!!
Sakari~I think i'll go now .... *click*
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer~We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! .............. too bad though, eh? We don't own the perodic table and its shit! and we DEFINITELY do NOT own Britney Spears!!!!
Thankies for reading!!! ^.^
Keep a look out for Beyblade phone survey! Coming soon from Sakari pro!!