Ack!! Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!! This is my first time posting, well, anything ever. I think there should be space now though ^-^;, eh heh, thanks to my friend Bean for help too, and the reviewers!
Switches Witches Nervous-twitches
Chapter 2: What to do?
Meanwhile Kaede was preparing for Kagome's return, and with help from Sango was making dinner. Miroku and Shippo had been out all day tracking down a shikonen shard in a nearby village and had returned only a few hours ago.
"Kagome should be here by now don't you think?" said Sango to Kaede as Miroku entered the small house.
"If I were Inu-yasha I'd be out there with Kagome for quite a while," Mrioku said which got him a face full of floor when a pan hit the back of his head.
"Thank the gods Inu-yasha is not like Miroku, yet I do think Kagome would have been here by now," replied Kaede as she steped on Mirokus back in order to get across the room. Sango also steped on Miroku but unlike Kaede she dug her heels into him.
"Yeow! That's just not right," said Miroku as Shippo bounced through the door and onto his head. "Why me, I am a humble Buddhist priest, from where do I deserve this kind of treatment?" he asked though not really wanting a response.
"Well Miroku," said Shippo, "It might be because you are such a pervert, I mean you are so lecherous with a capital L at that."
"Where did you learn those words?" said Miroku, he didn't really care, but more or less wanted to change the subject.
"Being around you is all it takes to hear that, in fact it's usually worse! Girls say stuff like that to you all the time! Remember?" Said Shippo looking at him as if he were an idiot.
Well that plan backfired, Miroku thought to himself.
Suddenly Kagome came through the door the sourest look on her face, "What are you looking at," she barked at Shippo.
Inu-yasha entered behind her, "Don't be mean!" he said to Kagome, at which point they entered into an argument about the past few hours. This totally baffled the other inhabitants of the room, but through the mindless squabble Kaede managed to understand what had happened to them in the woods, though every one else was still clueless.
"So you're stuck in the wrong bodies," said Kaede once the excitement had calmed down and every one knew what was going on. "Hum… I'm not sure what to do. My powers are not great enough to break this kind of magic."
Kagome stood up Tetsuiga in hand, "I know! I'll find that wench and kill her!" yelled Inu-yasha from inside the body. "She will die for this!"
"Inu-Yasha! I mean, uh… me! Uh… oh whatever! Your sword," Kagome yelled from inside Inu-yasha's body while pointing to Tetsuiga Maybe I should say my sword…
"What about it," Kagome replied.
"Well, not your sword, your brothers! The Tensaiga, do you think, maybe it could heal curses as well as wounds?" said Inu-yasha
"Now that you mention it," said Kagome, "I have no, clue. I still like the idea of hunting down that witch and killing her though." Kagome had a mischievous look in her eye that had never been there when the real Kagome had possessed the body. And to say the truth it was a little frightening, in-fact to see such an emotion in anyone but Inu-yasha was almost petrifying.
"Well we have no idea where to find her so killing her is out of the question," said Sango sipping tea while moving away from Miroku's groping. *Bang!* a pan once again hit the monk's head; as his hand… well you guess what his hand was doing.
"What did you say her name was again?" asked Kaede, trying to ignore the fight between the Buddha follower and demon exterminator.
"I duno. It was something like Nab, or Rad, or something strange like that." said Kagome folding her arms and looking grumpy sitting in the corner.
"No that wasn't her name," said inu-yasha deep in thought, "it was… Nrab, yes that's it, Nrab was what she called herself."
"NRAB!" cried Kaede, "Well then sorry to tell you but your stuck like that," she said laughing quite strangely. "Well at least until the curse runs it course, and if you try to break it you will probably just make it worse. Even talking about it runs a risk." She hastily turned and continued to work as if the conversation had never happened.
"Kaede!!" screamed Kagome after several attempts to get the old priestess' attention.
"I'm not listening," she plugged her ears and hummed to herself walking out the door.
"What the Hell was that!" raged Kagome. Not one bit happy with the situation she stomped out of the cabin, only to be hit in the face with a bucket load of poop from the farm yard. "Yeeack!" She screamed so infuriated the shit… er… poop began to steam.
"Ew, that's gross," said Inu-yasha who exited behind her, but he was too quick to speak. For right after that very instant a bucket of poop hit him as well, "Gack!"
Not happy at all the two of them headed to the river in order to wash, followed closely by Shippo who just wanted a bath, and Miroku also who needed a bath after all the tea that had gotten poured on him.
When will Miroku learn and
what ever will happen to
Inu-yasha and Kagome?
Go on to chapter 3:
To bathe or not to bathe,
That is the question!