Switches Witches Nervous-twitches
Chapter 3: To bathe or not to bathe, that is the question.
The four comrades walked to the river together pondering the question of what to do about the confounded curse. Shippo was quick to shed his cloths and jump in happily, splashing in the cool water.
"I wish it were a hot spring," said Inu-yasha.
"Feh, don't be a fool," said Kagome, "with my skin you wouldn't get cold unless it was snowing relentlessly for days on end."
That's right, were in different bodies now…that means Inu-yasha is about to take my body for a bath! "Yeeeeeeeeeeek!" Kagome screamed from where she was trapped in Inu-yasha's body.
"Whats wrong," said Kagome worriedly as she attempted to take off the clothing, but Inu-yasha continued to stare at Kagome with bug eyes. Kagome fiddled with the skirt first trying to pull it over her head and then attempting to pull it off by yanking it forward. "How do you get this stupid thing off!" she said angrily through gritted teeth.
"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT SKIRT AGAIN!!!!!" shrieked Inu-yasha.
Kagome's hands flew up, "WHY WHAT'S WRONG!!!!" Kagome yelled back.
"You… I… uh… well… Just think about it moron!" she said.
Kagome seemed to think for a moment before going bug eyed just as Inu-yasha had a moment ago, "Your right, what was I thinking? MIROKU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Miroku sighed and heaved his shoulders, "I don't think that's quite what was meant, but all the same I shall go else where to wash." Saying this he walked further down stream.
Kagome stood wondering at the priest's words before shrugging it off and turning back to Inu-yasha, "well he's gone, sorry, I didn't mean to do that while he was still standing there."
Inu-yasha looked dumbfounded, how can he be so dense!?
"He is rather innocent isn't he?" asked Shippo, who had recently climbed out on to a rock in-order to dry in the noon sun.
"Uh… eh heh, I don't think so…" said Inu-yasha, but maybe… just maybe it hasn't occurred to him… so maybe it's alright…
Kagome managed finally to get the school uniform off without shredding it, "whoa!" said Kagome looking down.
Inu-yasha's blood boiled, "DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT THAT BODY ONE MORE TIME!!!" he screamed.
Kagome went red, "I guess I forgot you were a girl," Kagome stated simply.
"YOU WHAT!!!" Inu-yasha yelled even louder this time, and forgetting him self began to yell 'sit'. Kagome cringed, but nothing happened.
"Heh heh," Kagome laughed, "your old trick doesn't work any more wench," she said smugly.
"Don't call me that!" yelled Inu-yasha.
Kagome began running around in circles (still naked though she didn't notice), "wench, wench, wench, wench," she sung before falling to the ground in fits of laughter.
Inu-yasha just about exploded, "SHUT-UP!!!!!!!" he yelled so loud even Miroku looked up as birds flew frightened from the trees.
Kagome was silent for a moment before repeating the action once again.
This time Inu-yasha didn't yell, instead he picked her up and threw her into a deep part of the river. Kagome's head came back above the water looking very annoyed. "Here are the rules!" yelled Inu-yasha from the shore line. "One, never ever put your hands below the surface of the water. Two, no looking down, blah, blah, blah. And finally rule one-hundred eighty-six, if you come even two inches out of that water before all that crap is out of my hair, I'm gonna pound your body so hard you'll still be felling it when we get this stupid curse broken!"
"Yeah… well," said Kagome back to him, "same goes for you! If you don't obey your own rules I'm gonna… uh… I'm gonna…"
"What are you gonna do?" asked an annoyed Inu-yasha.
"Heh," Kagome got a mischievous look in her eye, "if you don't obey your own rules, I'm gonna tell Miroku you WILL bare his child," she said smugly.
"What you… you can't do that!" yelled Inu-yasha.
"I can and I will if you don't do as told," she said crossing her arms angrily across her chest before turning around to wash her hair.
Eh heh… well what ever happens next it cant be quite as strange as this chapter,
can it? Guess you'll have to read and find out ^-^.
Chapter 4: There and back again, a Hanyo's fairytale.
That is, as soon as I write it ^-^.