Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I don't own Rudolph either. All I own is a HUGE wall scroll of Quatre from Gundam Wing. *hugs Quatre* HE IS SO KAWAII!!! ^_____^
Inuyasha the White-Haired Youkai
A Parody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Inuyasha, the white-haired youkai
Had a very shiny sword
And if you ever got cut by it
Then you'd get really really hurt.
*laughs at you*
All of the other youkais
Hated poor Inu-chan
They never let poor Inuyasha
Kill chickens with the rest of 'em
Then one dark and starry night
Kagome came to say
"Inuyasha with your sword so shiny -
Would you save my life tonight?"
Then all the youkai still hated him
And his ex was back from the dead
But that didn't stop Inuyasha
From hitting Shippou on the head.
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A/N: Why chickens you ask? Simple: I hate chickens. Nay, I DESPISE chickens! With all their cluck clucking… *shudders* "Oh look, I'm clucking because I'm a cute innocent chicken! I would never hurt ANYONE!!" YEAH RIGHT, Mr. EVIL CHICKEN MAN!!!
I seriously think that Kagome should take some self defense lessons…