Now don't expect me to be so nice *every* time I update and send you all little notes! Fine…do:
Talysmin- Lol, an angel named George who acts like Mr. Magoo? I think I might be able to arrange a cameo for you…and you're in Japan?! I suppose I ought to be a little jealous, although if it's a giant angel fart, I might want to steer clear…they can be downright lethal! And the pills…well, they taste good! And I get two every four to six hours with a nice little white cup of water…I would lend ya some, but alas, Health Services only gives me enough for one dose each time and they watch to make sure I swallow it…well, maybe if I learn how to hide them under my tongue…
Sporanox- ^_^ Why thank you! Now, scroll down to read more of my enjoyable humorous style! And Yameye's a forum troll? That's too bad. I should get my angels together and we can clean him/her up! Trolls are dirty!
Yameye-Now, now dear, I never said anything about you acting like the s word! Don't beat yourself up over it, I honestly took no offense! I just want to know what makes you so unhappy with this fic, so that I might remedy it. I want *everyone* to enjoy this. That's what the review system is for! Now turn that frown upside-down mister! ^_______^
Tina 3:16-I'm glad you like it! And it's completely different from anything else because it's the only pure and good thing here! Don't worry about Yameye and me either; we're working things out through proper communication! ^_^
Neo-QueenCelestia-Oh my goodness! I just remembered the fic that you wrote! The Rebirth and Redemption one! That is such an awesome fic! I kept meaning to read/review it, but I'd always forget about it! So, here's my review: Totally awesome, original, and I need to find out what happens next!! And this isn't sick and twisted is it?!! Crud! I'm trying to make a good, pure fic, and I ruin it with sickness and twistedness! *pulls out hair*
GeminiSenshi-Whoops, not your fault, mine. I meant that I was with you, and was referring to the massive group of fans that *do* enjoy the pairing, who I tolerate, but do not yet understand the appeal. And you're allowed to enjoy this! It's good and wholesome!! Nothing wrong with laughing at some good old-fashioned fun! And put some ice on your noggin before you get a goose egg!
Lady Firefly-Lol! More converts to my Cult of the Chibi-One! Wait…I didn't just say that. That would be evil and heathenistic. I love God. Cults bad. God good. No cult. Anyway…yes, pink is an ok color, but I happen to be more of a blue person. Anyway, thanks!
Sailor Heart- What doesn't make sense?! *turns frantic* Quick! I need to make it make sense!*Grabs a nearby angel and shakes it* Tell me what you forgot to do!!
Born4Glory- Yes, I know that if I were in your position I would be rather annoyed too. But, where's the fun in revealing my master plan just yet? And who says I've even finalized my master plan yet? *mutters* I still have to build that air craft carrier out of an iceberg…So just hang in there, something will happen eventually, but we're only on the third chapter, and I tend to draw things out a bit!
Maiden Usagi- Hey…I used to have maiden in my name too…then I went through a reformation…anyhoo, glad you thought it was funny, and if you're looking for, scroll down a bit!
Princess of the Monkeys-I am a clean author now! That's right Saru-san, way to defend my honor! ^^;; *Glares at Clu* Evil alien-dog type deal… and kick some major butt in karate! I wish I could, but unfortunately, I am now a pacifist, so there will be no more fighting in any of my upcoming fics, just goodness.
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Angels, well angels that aren't under my control(insert evil grin), have very complex jobs and duties that are expected of them. Now, understand, angels by means have it easy. They have to go around helping people all the time. They have to keep snot nosed brats like you and me out of as much trouble as possible. Now granted, sometimes they slip up, like when they've been working for thirty hours straight and have been living on nothing but Vanilla Coke Slurpees from the 711 down the street. Then they might not always do the best job. But, the point is they try, and that they are here on earth to protect us from dangerous things, namely ourselves, and aliens.
So, um, the angels don't appear in this chapter, but I think they'll be in the next one! You just have to keep your notes on what angels are and aren't and what they do, because I just might hand out a quiz!! Alright, alright, I'll just get on with the story already and quit being dumb.
The next morning Chibi-Usa stumbled downstairs rubbing her eyes as she always did. She was met with something quite out of the ordinary immediately after she regained her sight though.
A wrinkled newspaper was shoved into her line of vision, followed by the wild eyes of her mother.
"Huh?" Chibi-Usa mumbled intelligently, still not quite awake.
"Quickly, eat breakfast, then get dressed, I've found the answers to all of our problems," Usagi said, shoving her daughter into a seat at the kitchen table.
"What, a chastity belt for Dad?" Chibi-Usa murmured under her breath with a small smile. "What Mom?"
"I've found a job for you," Usagi said carefully as she added milk to the bowls of cereal. "It'll be good training for you. Things you'll need to be good at when you are married,"
"What kind of job?" Chibi-Usa asked suspiciously.
"Oh, just helping a mother and son with work around their house," Usagi said lightly.
"Who?" Chibi-Usa continued her interrogation. After all, the village was unbearably tiny.
"Well…I don't know their names." Usagi said uncomfortably. "They live on the outskirts. You're starting today, so get packed as soon as you're done eating."
Chibi-Usa only stared incredulously at the bowl of cereal that was placed in front of her. Usagi had left the room. Packed? What had she meant by packed? She voiced her concerns by shouting into the next room in a high panic-stricken voice.
"You're going to live with them nitwit! Honestly, we can't afford to pay the bus to drive you to the outskirts every single day! You'll like it, trust me, the ad said it was a nice house with lots of rooms," Usagi poked her head in the room to reply, and then vanished, a bit more of a spring in her step.
Now, in all of Chibi-Usa's years of living, including her six years of elementary-level education, she had learned one thing above all else: Never trust Usagi. But, in spite of this, she had another valuable gem of information stored in her head: Never disagree with Usagi.
So it was with great reluctance that she climbed upstairs and began to pack all of her belongings into one suitcase. You see, with the downsizing of the village, her wardrobe was cut severely.
That afternoon, Chibi-Usa kissed her mother and father good-bye and hopped on a bus that would take her the twenty miles to the area that had been left to fall apart after the downsizing. She wondered who could possibly be living so far away from the village, and who could possibly want to. There was nothing but crumbling buildings in the outskirts.
She rode the bus for twenty minutes, until she was the only passenger and the bus reached its final stop.
Chibi-Usa picked up her bag and scrambled down the steps. She was going to have to walk the next two and a half miles.
She sighed. Well, at least her mother was happy. Not only was she getting rid of her troublesome daughter for a while, she was also going to get any money she made, as well as bettered her chances of finding a husband.
Chibi-Usa was having lukewarm feelings. On the pro side, she was getting away from the tiny village and her psychotic mother, and if she was lucky she might be able to keep some of the money for herself. But, what the hell was she getting herself into? She didn't know these people, she was in the middle of nowhere, and now she had to walk almost three miles through a bunch of freaky ruins!
Wait…freaky ruins…cool!
Chibi-Usa felt a smile pull at lips, even if her heart was pounding from fear. What was so bad about a little bit of adventure? Some excitement was more than overdue in her life.
So she began her hike.
Fifteen minutes into her walk, she was jumped from behind by a group of ninja zombies dressed as mummies with bloomers on. They demanded that she give up her cotton candy pink hair for them to eat, and that they would then sacrifice to the great Pink Flamingo God, who she had insulted with the hair style.
But that wasn't all that they wanted-
Misty: Give me that goddam Zippo before I have to get medieval on your ass! You're never going to see another Jello shot ever again! *chases drunk and singed angels out of the room* Sorry! Here, let's just pretend you never saw/read any of this! ^^;;;;;
Um…let's see, well, I was going to just end it here, seeing as some of the curtains are still on fire and I have to call the fire department…but, well, I like you people.
Thankfully Chibi-Usa encountered nothing of the ninja zombie Pink Flamingo God worshippers on her long walk, but instead made it to the big old house unscathed. Well, her feet were a little sore and she had a blister on her pinky from carrying her bag…
Dumping her suitcase and sighing with relief, she stood at the front door. Triumphantly she pressed the doorbell and waited for someone to let her in. All the while, she planned her introduction speech, which included lots of bowing and being polite, since the one thing she feared above all else was being fired and having to return home to an angry Usagi.
And waited.
And waited.
And danc-I mean, waited.
Until ten minutes later when Chibi-Usa was beginning to consider leaving, the door opened a crack.
She jumped to attention, surprised to find it was a man who opened the door, only a few years older than herself.
"What do you want?" he asked, seeming to border upon surprise and annoyance at her presence.
"Um…well-Hi, I'm Chibi-Usa Chiba! I'm you're new housekeeper! It's a pleasure to-"
He cut her speech short. "You're not needed." He answered, and promptly slammed the door in her face.
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Wheeee!!! I'm a whole day early! Except…well, at the moment that I am typing this, I have no internet, so um, maybe I won't be early -_-;; Anyway, I have to go chastise some angels, and next chapter will be out soon! It's um…about…well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it!