Slayers: The Meaning of Life
Part 4: It's Not Coffee!!!!!
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N: Our heroine has just left Saillune and now runs into the ever-popular (and oh-so-attractive, awesome, intelligent, angsty...) chimera, Zelgadiss Greywords.
me: Zelgadiss! It's been a while. What're you doing here?
Zel: I'm on my way to Saillune...there's a lead i'm following... (((_-)) *sighs* ...again
me: When are you going to realize people adore you the way you are?
(Rabid Fangirls: Yeah we do!!!!!)
me: Amelia, for example...
Zel: ^^;
me: She's waiting for you to come back, you know.
Zel: I thought you don't write a lot of mush about me and Amelia.
me: This isn't mush! And besides, she answered the question and I did promise...
Zel: (((_-))
me: Anyway, I'm not here to bother you about that.
Zel: What then?
me: What do you suppose the point of life is, Zel-Chan?
Zel: The most important quest...
me: Yeah?
Zel: ...In every person's life is...
me: YEAH!? Get on with it!!
Zel: ...To find a good pot of coffee!!!
me: ... ^^; ...Zel...You haven't had a cup in a while, have you?
Zel: *sadly* ...No. :(
N: Because our heroine is a good Girl Scout, she's prepared for anything, including a coffee-deprived chimera, so she builds a fire and brews some java.
*several minutes later*
Zel: *sips from steaming mug* ...Ahhh...Bliss... (((_^))
me: Now then, Zel, you've got your coffee. Let's be serious.
Zel: the point of life? All it is is pain and suffering. I see no other meaning.
me: Zel...
Zel: I mean, my life is a total waste. I wander around looking for a cure for this damn curse. I'm only 21 for Ceipheed's sake! My life shouldn't be over already.
me: *thinking* ...Here we go with the self-pity again...
Zel: *fists clenched* Everywhere I go, people stare at me. it shouldn't be like this. I should be happy and enjoying life and able to tell Amelia that I love her!
*cricket, cricket*
Zel: *face is beat-red* ...Did I just say that?
me: *nodding* Yeah ya did! /^_^\
Zel: Oh, Shit! (((_))
me: Don't feel bad. I already knew. I am the author, don't forget! ^.^
Zel: No one's going to hear about this, right?
me: Of course not! (except any one who reads this... ^_)
Zel: Well then...I guess I'll be going...
me: All right.
Zel: Good luck.
me: You too! *winks* ^_ Ja ne! *waves*
N: So the two part ways, Zelgadiss heading towards Saillune, XellAn away from it. The young woman heads in the direction of the newly re-built Sairaag.
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AN: getting any better? i'm trying to make this funny and i have a really good ending planned so i need to know what people think. is it even worth continuing? are people reading it?!
Part 4: It's Not Coffee!!!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
N: Our heroine has just left Saillune and now runs into the ever-popular (and oh-so-attractive, awesome, intelligent, angsty...) chimera, Zelgadiss Greywords.
me: Zelgadiss! It's been a while. What're you doing here?
Zel: I'm on my way to Saillune...there's a lead i'm following... (((_-)) *sighs* ...again
me: When are you going to realize people adore you the way you are?
(Rabid Fangirls: Yeah we do!!!!!)
me: Amelia, for example...
Zel: ^^;
me: She's waiting for you to come back, you know.
Zel: I thought you don't write a lot of mush about me and Amelia.
me: This isn't mush! And besides, she answered the question and I did promise...
Zel: (((_-))
me: Anyway, I'm not here to bother you about that.
Zel: What then?
me: What do you suppose the point of life is, Zel-Chan?
Zel: The most important quest...
me: Yeah?
Zel: ...In every person's life is...
me: YEAH!? Get on with it!!
Zel: ...To find a good pot of coffee!!!
me: ... ^^; ...Zel...You haven't had a cup in a while, have you?
Zel: *sadly* ...No. :(
N: Because our heroine is a good Girl Scout, she's prepared for anything, including a coffee-deprived chimera, so she builds a fire and brews some java.
*several minutes later*
Zel: *sips from steaming mug* ...Ahhh...Bliss... (((_^))
me: Now then, Zel, you've got your coffee. Let's be serious.
Zel: the point of life? All it is is pain and suffering. I see no other meaning.
me: Zel...
Zel: I mean, my life is a total waste. I wander around looking for a cure for this damn curse. I'm only 21 for Ceipheed's sake! My life shouldn't be over already.
me: *thinking* ...Here we go with the self-pity again...
Zel: *fists clenched* Everywhere I go, people stare at me. it shouldn't be like this. I should be happy and enjoying life and able to tell Amelia that I love her!
*cricket, cricket*
Zel: *face is beat-red* ...Did I just say that?
me: *nodding* Yeah ya did! /^_^\
Zel: Oh, Shit! (((_))
me: Don't feel bad. I already knew. I am the author, don't forget! ^.^
Zel: No one's going to hear about this, right?
me: Of course not! (except any one who reads this... ^_)
Zel: Well then...I guess I'll be going...
me: All right.
Zel: Good luck.
me: You too! *winks* ^_ Ja ne! *waves*
N: So the two part ways, Zelgadiss heading towards Saillune, XellAn away from it. The young woman heads in the direction of the newly re-built Sairaag.
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AN: getting any better? i'm trying to make this funny and i have a really good ending planned so i need to know what people think. is it even worth continuing? are people reading it?!