AN: Konnichi wa to all! since i got reviewed, i guess i'll keep going. i need suggestions though. what do have Valgaav and Gaav say? any ideas? any thoughts? any suggestions? any one reading?! (besides Cyristal)

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Slayers: The Meaning of Life

Part 6: You Wanna Be the Best?

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N: Our heroine has decided (although I don't know why) to seek out the help of Martina and Zangulas in her quest. So she saunters in the direction of their abode and finds the swordsman sitting under a tree.

me: Hey, how's it goin', Zangulas?

Zangulas: I can't complain.

me: Things are going that well?

Zangulas: No, I just can't complain. She'll kill me if I do.

me: ^^;

Zangulas: What brings you all the way out here?

me: I'm trying to find the meaning of life.

Zangulas: Really?

me: Yeah. L-Sama wouldn't tell me, so I'm trying to find the reason behind existence.

Zangulas: Striving to be the best is reason enough.

me: That's a hollow pursuit. There will always be some one better, faster, smarter, stronger. Always.

Zangulas: So work harder. If some one's always the best, why can't it be you?

me: You make a very good point. But I don't think that's what I'm really looking for. I'd rather not have a reputation to uphold.

Zangulas: It's what I want. Having that idiot Gourry Gabriev being better than me is not my idea of a meaningful existence.

me: You might as well face it. Even without the Sword of Light, he's awesome. You're not going to be better than him.

Zangulas: Well, my ultimate goal is to beat him in a swordfight.

N: XellAn, knowing this could be a long and pointless conversation, sits down beside him under the tree.

me: Why? What's the point? So you'd be a better swordsman. So what?

Zangulas: So I'd *pauses* Hm, I never thought about it like that before. Not much would change, would it?

me: *shakes head* Nope.

Zangulas: Maybe I should stop worrying about it.

me: Maybe.

Zangulas: So what do I do instead?

me: *shrugs* Spend some time with Martina?

Zangulas: *horrified* I spend plenty of time with her!

me: No, I mean spend time with her because you want to. You must like her. You married her, didn't you?

Zangulas: What am I supposed to do with her?

me: Take her some place nice. Girls like that.

Zangulas: Guess I could do that...

N: At this point, Martina comes looking for her husband.

Martina: Zangulas! Where in the Nine Hells are you?!

Zangulas: She's in a bad mood...^^;

N: XellAn, wishing to avoid a run-in with the aqua-haired princess, arises. She's about to amble away when --

Martina: WHAT'S THIS?! How, in the name of Zoamelgustar, could you do this to me?!?!

Zangulas, XellAn, & N: Uh-oh...^^;

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