Slayers: The Meaning of Life
Part 9: Trouble
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N: Our lovely young heroine-
me: Thanks! ^_^
N: -has returned home and is telling Xellos of her adventures of the day.
me: ...And Martina went on and on about Zoamelgustar, while I just sort of fazed out. Then I realized I was going to break curfew if I didn't leave, but I broke it any way and now Zelas is going to kill me!
Phibby: *hugs her* I told you. If ya die, ya get to stay with me.
me: I don't want to die, Phibby. I don't even know if my life has purpose. It can't end before I know the secret. You told me yourself the point is to serve my purpose then die.
Phibby: Yeah, I guess I did say that...
Xel: It doesn't matter. She's not going to kill you for being a little late.
me: She might. ^^;
Xel: She won't. It's not like you come home late every day and we all know damn well you were on your way home.
me: I'm still scared. ^^;
Xel: Have some tea. You'll feel better.
N: So XellAn fills her teacup -cream, three sugars- and sits down in a Lazy-Boy recliner. Phibrizio immediately climbs into her lap.
Phibby: I'm so glad you're home! ^_^
me: What did he do today, Xel?
Xel: ...Eh...*looks away*
*Phibby scratches his head nonchalantly*
me: *glares at him* Phi-bby...What did you do?
Phibby: *very quietly* ...mumble mumble...
me: *warningly* PHIBBY!
Phibby: *sighs* Well...I didn't mean to...but I accidentallykilledtheheirtotheSaillunethrone.
me: You did WHAT?
Xel: Apparently, Amelia and Zelly-Kun are closer than we all thought. They've been spending A LOT of time together. And Phibrizio...
Phibby: I didn't mean to! It was an accident!!
N: The small ruler of the Nine Hells buries his face in XellAn's shirt.
me: *disbelieving* Amelia was...pregnant?
Xel: Yeah, but she didn't even know about it. So it didn't hurt her at all. But the Lord of Nightmares...
Phibby: *crying into her shirt* L-Sama-Mama gave em a beating and a warning that she'll kill me again.
me: *in a stupor* ...So she's not as innocent as every one thought...
Xel: Nope. She's a bad girl.
me: Well at least I'm not the only one in trouble. *sighs* It's okay, Phibby-Baby. I know you wouldn't do that on purpose. L-Sama gave you another chance because I asked her to. I'll make sure she doesn't kill you. *pats his back*
Phibby: *sniffles* See why I was glad you came home? You're the only one who loves me.
(Eryn, Piano & Rei-Chan: Not true! ^_^)
me: Of course I love you. I'm human and you're cute. That combination always equals love.
Phibby: ^_^ Yeah I am! ^_^
*they hug*
*GLOMP!!*
N: A sudden thought occurs to XellAn
me: Where's Zelas? Shouldn't she have lectured me by now?
Xel: *shrugs* She's around somewhere. Maybe she's not as mad as you think.
me: What 'o you suppose she'll do?
Xel: Sore wa himutsu desu!
me: *angry* That's your answer for everything! _
Xel: ^_^
me: Well, if she's not going to yell at me now, I'm going to bed. *yawn* C'mon, Phibby-Baby. I'll tuck you in.
Phibby: Yay! ^_^
N: The two stand to leave the room, when Zelas appears in the doorway.
Zelas: Going somewhere already? You were late, XellAn. And I hear Phibrizio's been a naughty boy today.
Both: *whimper*
Part 9: Trouble
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
N: Our lovely young heroine-
me: Thanks! ^_^
N: -has returned home and is telling Xellos of her adventures of the day.
me: ...And Martina went on and on about Zoamelgustar, while I just sort of fazed out. Then I realized I was going to break curfew if I didn't leave, but I broke it any way and now Zelas is going to kill me!
Phibby: *hugs her* I told you. If ya die, ya get to stay with me.
me: I don't want to die, Phibby. I don't even know if my life has purpose. It can't end before I know the secret. You told me yourself the point is to serve my purpose then die.
Phibby: Yeah, I guess I did say that...
Xel: It doesn't matter. She's not going to kill you for being a little late.
me: She might. ^^;
Xel: She won't. It's not like you come home late every day and we all know damn well you were on your way home.
me: I'm still scared. ^^;
Xel: Have some tea. You'll feel better.
N: So XellAn fills her teacup -cream, three sugars- and sits down in a Lazy-Boy recliner. Phibrizio immediately climbs into her lap.
Phibby: I'm so glad you're home! ^_^
me: What did he do today, Xel?
Xel: ...Eh...*looks away*
*Phibby scratches his head nonchalantly*
me: *glares at him* Phi-bby...What did you do?
Phibby: *very quietly* ...mumble mumble...
me: *warningly* PHIBBY!
Phibby: *sighs* Well...I didn't mean to...but I accidentallykilledtheheirtotheSaillunethrone.
me: You did WHAT?
Xel: Apparently, Amelia and Zelly-Kun are closer than we all thought. They've been spending A LOT of time together. And Phibrizio...
Phibby: I didn't mean to! It was an accident!!
N: The small ruler of the Nine Hells buries his face in XellAn's shirt.
me: *disbelieving* Amelia was...pregnant?
Xel: Yeah, but she didn't even know about it. So it didn't hurt her at all. But the Lord of Nightmares...
Phibby: *crying into her shirt* L-Sama-Mama gave em a beating and a warning that she'll kill me again.
me: *in a stupor* ...So she's not as innocent as every one thought...
Xel: Nope. She's a bad girl.
me: Well at least I'm not the only one in trouble. *sighs* It's okay, Phibby-Baby. I know you wouldn't do that on purpose. L-Sama gave you another chance because I asked her to. I'll make sure she doesn't kill you. *pats his back*
Phibby: *sniffles* See why I was glad you came home? You're the only one who loves me.
(Eryn, Piano & Rei-Chan: Not true! ^_^)
me: Of course I love you. I'm human and you're cute. That combination always equals love.
Phibby: ^_^ Yeah I am! ^_^
*they hug*
*GLOMP!!*
N: A sudden thought occurs to XellAn
me: Where's Zelas? Shouldn't she have lectured me by now?
Xel: *shrugs* She's around somewhere. Maybe she's not as mad as you think.
me: What 'o you suppose she'll do?
Xel: Sore wa himutsu desu!
me: *angry* That's your answer for everything! _
Xel: ^_^
me: Well, if she's not going to yell at me now, I'm going to bed. *yawn* C'mon, Phibby-Baby. I'll tuck you in.
Phibby: Yay! ^_^
N: The two stand to leave the room, when Zelas appears in the doorway.
Zelas: Going somewhere already? You were late, XellAn. And I hear Phibrizio's been a naughty boy today.
Both: *whimper*