Slayers: The Meaning of Life
Part 10: The Punishment
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N: The author and the Hellmaster are both in some deep shit with the Beastmaster...
Zelas: And now you're trying to escape punishment, XellAn? How unlike you.
me: N-no, Juuou-Sama. ^^;
Zelas: *puffs her cigarette* Now what to with her?
Xel: *smiles slyly* You can let me have my way with her...
me: *although slightly intrigued...* NO! Xellos! Eww, no! You are not helping! _
Xel: But you're my bitch!
(AN: JC joke...almost every one at my school is some one's bitch)
me: *indignantly* I am no such thing!
Xel: Like hell you aren't!
me: Shiseiji!
N: The two fight for a while and Zelas loses interest in punishing XellAn.
Zelas: FINE! Do whatever you damn well please with her! Just shut the Hell up! *takes a long drag on the cigarette*
N: Two pairs of eyes blink. Phibrizio hides behind XellAn.
me: ..."do whatever you please"...
N: Xellos and XellAn look at one another. There's a moment of silence. Then the two rush into a passionate embrace and fall to the floor kissing. *eyes widen* ...It's a good thing Mazoku don't need to breath...
Phibby: O_o
Zelas: *blows a smoke ring* Get a room.
N: No response from the kissing couple.
Zelas: ...Well then...
N: She takes Phibrizio by the hand and drags him toweards the door.
Zelas: *grumbling* ...Not something little boys need to see...
Phibby: *defensively* I'm not really a little boy! *thinks for a moment* ...But I'd rather not see that anyway.
N: The two of them exit the room, leaving the priest and the Demi-Mazoku cuddled on the floor. *looks at them* Wow...I've never seen any one do that before... O_o ...Doesn't that hurt?
Both: Beat it!
N: ...Er...I'll come back later...Have fun.
Part 10: The Punishment
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N: The author and the Hellmaster are both in some deep shit with the Beastmaster...
Zelas: And now you're trying to escape punishment, XellAn? How unlike you.
me: N-no, Juuou-Sama. ^^;
Zelas: *puffs her cigarette* Now what to with her?
Xel: *smiles slyly* You can let me have my way with her...
me: *although slightly intrigued...* NO! Xellos! Eww, no! You are not helping! _
Xel: But you're my bitch!
(AN: JC joke...almost every one at my school is some one's bitch)
me: *indignantly* I am no such thing!
Xel: Like hell you aren't!
me: Shiseiji!
N: The two fight for a while and Zelas loses interest in punishing XellAn.
Zelas: FINE! Do whatever you damn well please with her! Just shut the Hell up! *takes a long drag on the cigarette*
N: Two pairs of eyes blink. Phibrizio hides behind XellAn.
me: ..."do whatever you please"...
N: Xellos and XellAn look at one another. There's a moment of silence. Then the two rush into a passionate embrace and fall to the floor kissing. *eyes widen* ...It's a good thing Mazoku don't need to breath...
Phibby: O_o
Zelas: *blows a smoke ring* Get a room.
N: No response from the kissing couple.
Zelas: ...Well then...
N: She takes Phibrizio by the hand and drags him toweards the door.
Zelas: *grumbling* ...Not something little boys need to see...
Phibby: *defensively* I'm not really a little boy! *thinks for a moment* ...But I'd rather not see that anyway.
N: The two of them exit the room, leaving the priest and the Demi-Mazoku cuddled on the floor. *looks at them* Wow...I've never seen any one do that before... O_o ...Doesn't that hurt?
Both: Beat it!
N: ...Er...I'll come back later...Have fun.