Slayers: The Meaning of Life
Part 13: You Don't Know, Do You?
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N: XellAn is once again out on the road searching for the secret of life. She wanders off in the direction of the Dragons, much to the dismay of Zelas. The Beastmaster had strongly protested.
*~* flashback *~*
Zelas: You're going WHERE?!
me: To see Filia.
Zelas: Why?! How could a Dragon know the secret of life?!
me: Well, you didn't. some one must know and if I don't ask Filia, I might miss the real answer.
Zelas: I absolutely abhor the idea. I forbid it.
me: The only one who can stop me is L-Sama.
Phibby: Can I go?! Can I go too?! I wanna see the Ryuzoku!
Zelas: BAH!! I don't give a damn! Go and take the boy with you!!!
Phibby: Can I go? Please, Please, PLEASE?!
me: Ask L-Sama. If she says yes, come find me.
Phibby: YAY! ^_^
*~* end flashback *~*
N: En route to Filia's home, XellAn runs into a distraction...
me: *thinking* I doubt Filia will be pleased to see me, but oh well...
N: Her thoughts are cut off by a blood-curdling laugh.
voice: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!
(guess who!!! ^_^)
N: The Demi-Mazoku curls up in the fetal position on the ground, twitching, her hands plastered over her ears.
me: Make it stop!! For the love of Shabranigdo, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!! *twitch*
N: It is none other than the *cough* "wonderful" sorceress, Naga the White Serpent.
Naga: What evil do we have here?
N: She observes the scene, XellAn twitching in the middle of the path, her plum colored hair falling in her eyes. Much to the overly-endowed woman's surprise, the Hellmaster materializes at XellAn's side.
Phibby: *happily* L-Sama-Mama said I could...What's a matter with you?
me: *whimper, twitch* ...ehh...
N: The small demon looks at Naga.
Phibby: What didja do to her?!
Naga: OHOHOHOHOHO!!!! She cowers at the thought of my powers!
Phibby: O_O GAHH!!! Don't do that! It's creepy! *clings to XellAn* Why didn't you warn me?!
me: ...Ohh...Sorry. Phibby-Baby. I was kind of out of commission.
Phibby: Never mind. Let's go find the meaning of life! ^_^v
Naga: Oh, is that what you're doing here?
me: *cautiously* Yes.
Naga: Every one knows!
me: *defensively* Not me.
Naga: Ignorant little Mazoku...OHOHO! Doesn't even know the meaning of life.
me: And you do?
Naga: Of course.
me: And what's with calling me "little?" I'm not little. My boobs are as big as yours!
Naga: Boobs or no boobs you're no match for Naga the White Serpent! OHOHOHOHO!!
Phibby: I'm scared. ^^;
me: I am too, Phibby-Baby. O.O
N: The two demons cower together at the laugh of the voluptuous sorceress.
Naga: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! I--
me: STOP LAUGHING BEFORE YOU SHATTER MY EARDRUMS!!
*silence*
me: Thank you! Now, what's the damn meaning of life?
Naga: You want me to just tell you?
me: YES!!
Naga: Well...I'll...tell you but it's going to cost you.
me: *sighs* You're stalling. You don't know, do you?
Naga: Of course I do!
me: Well?
Naga: *thinking* ^^;
me: *impatiently* I'm waiting.
Naga: Um...uh...
me: YOU DON"T KNOW! You don't even have any ideas! Quit wasting my time! *to Phibrizio* Let's go.
N: The Demi-Mazoku takes Phibrizio by the hand and drags him away, leaving the sorceress standing in the middle of the path.
Phibby: You're angry, aren't you?
me: *ROAR!!!!!!*
Phibby: Eep! ^^;
N: The sound of Naga's laugh can be heard in the distance, fainter now...
Naga: ohohohoho!!!!
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AN: can you tell i get a kick out of Naga laughing? i just love writing it!! /^_^\v
Part 13: You Don't Know, Do You?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
N: XellAn is once again out on the road searching for the secret of life. She wanders off in the direction of the Dragons, much to the dismay of Zelas. The Beastmaster had strongly protested.
*~* flashback *~*
Zelas: You're going WHERE?!
me: To see Filia.
Zelas: Why?! How could a Dragon know the secret of life?!
me: Well, you didn't. some one must know and if I don't ask Filia, I might miss the real answer.
Zelas: I absolutely abhor the idea. I forbid it.
me: The only one who can stop me is L-Sama.
Phibby: Can I go?! Can I go too?! I wanna see the Ryuzoku!
Zelas: BAH!! I don't give a damn! Go and take the boy with you!!!
Phibby: Can I go? Please, Please, PLEASE?!
me: Ask L-Sama. If she says yes, come find me.
Phibby: YAY! ^_^
*~* end flashback *~*
N: En route to Filia's home, XellAn runs into a distraction...
me: *thinking* I doubt Filia will be pleased to see me, but oh well...
N: Her thoughts are cut off by a blood-curdling laugh.
voice: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!
(guess who!!! ^_^)
N: The Demi-Mazoku curls up in the fetal position on the ground, twitching, her hands plastered over her ears.
me: Make it stop!! For the love of Shabranigdo, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!! *twitch*
N: It is none other than the *cough* "wonderful" sorceress, Naga the White Serpent.
Naga: What evil do we have here?
N: She observes the scene, XellAn twitching in the middle of the path, her plum colored hair falling in her eyes. Much to the overly-endowed woman's surprise, the Hellmaster materializes at XellAn's side.
Phibby: *happily* L-Sama-Mama said I could...What's a matter with you?
me: *whimper, twitch* ...ehh...
N: The small demon looks at Naga.
Phibby: What didja do to her?!
Naga: OHOHOHOHOHO!!!! She cowers at the thought of my powers!
Phibby: O_O GAHH!!! Don't do that! It's creepy! *clings to XellAn* Why didn't you warn me?!
me: ...Ohh...Sorry. Phibby-Baby. I was kind of out of commission.
Phibby: Never mind. Let's go find the meaning of life! ^_^v
Naga: Oh, is that what you're doing here?
me: *cautiously* Yes.
Naga: Every one knows!
me: *defensively* Not me.
Naga: Ignorant little Mazoku...OHOHO! Doesn't even know the meaning of life.
me: And you do?
Naga: Of course.
me: And what's with calling me "little?" I'm not little. My boobs are as big as yours!
Naga: Boobs or no boobs you're no match for Naga the White Serpent! OHOHOHOHO!!
Phibby: I'm scared. ^^;
me: I am too, Phibby-Baby. O.O
N: The two demons cower together at the laugh of the voluptuous sorceress.
Naga: OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! I--
me: STOP LAUGHING BEFORE YOU SHATTER MY EARDRUMS!!
*silence*
me: Thank you! Now, what's the damn meaning of life?
Naga: You want me to just tell you?
me: YES!!
Naga: Well...I'll...tell you but it's going to cost you.
me: *sighs* You're stalling. You don't know, do you?
Naga: Of course I do!
me: Well?
Naga: *thinking* ^^;
me: *impatiently* I'm waiting.
Naga: Um...uh...
me: YOU DON"T KNOW! You don't even have any ideas! Quit wasting my time! *to Phibrizio* Let's go.
N: The Demi-Mazoku takes Phibrizio by the hand and drags him away, leaving the sorceress standing in the middle of the path.
Phibby: You're angry, aren't you?
me: *ROAR!!!!!!*
Phibby: Eep! ^^;
N: The sound of Naga's laugh can be heard in the distance, fainter now...
Naga: ohohohoho!!!!
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AN: can you tell i get a kick out of Naga laughing? i just love writing it!! /^_^\v