Author's Note:

I'd like to thank every one who reviewed this (all four of you) and i just want to tell you what inspired this.

i wanted to get away from my usual angsty, depressing stuff and write something sort of light and humorous. this is what i came up with.

my basis for this story is the song "The Secret of Life" by Faith Hill (whom i really don't like...just that song.) here are the lyrics:

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"The Secret of Life"

Couple of guys sittin' around drinking

Down at the Starlite Bar

One of them says you know I've been thinking

Other one says that won't get you too far

He says this is your life and welcome to it

It's just working and drinking and dreams,

Ad on TV says just do it

Hell if I know what that means



The secret of life is a good cup of coffee,

The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball,

The secret of life is a beautiful woman

As Marilyn stares down from the barroom wall.



You and me, just a couple of zeros

Just a couple of down and outs

But movie stars and football heroes,

What've they got to be unhappy about



Yeah so he turns to the bartender,

Sam, what do you think?

What's the key that unlocks that door?

Sam don't say nothin', just wipes off the bar,

And he pours them a couple more



'Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinis,

The secret of life is in Marilyn's eyes,

The secret of life is in Monday night football,

Rolling Stones records, Mom's apple pie.

Sam looks up from his Sunday paper,

Says boys you're on the wrong track

The secret of life is there ain't no secret,

And you don't get your money back



Hey, the secret of life is getting' up early,

The secret of life is stayin' up late,

The secret of life is to try not to hurry,

But don't wait, don't wait.



The secret of life is a good cup of coffee,

The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball,

The secret of life is to find the right woman,

The secret of life is nothin' at all, oh it's nothin' at all.

The secret of life…



Couple of guys sittin' around drinking

Down at the Starlite Bar

One of them says you know I've been thinking,

Other one says that won't get you too far,

That won't get you too far...

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see if you can figure out where i'm going with this story, and who will have the operative answer in the end...a prize to any one who gets it right!! ^_^

also, i'm still taking suggestions for Valgaav, Gaav and any one else you wan to throw at me.

Amelia no miko, be patient! i'm getting to Lina & Gourry!!!! i have plans for their chapters.

well, time for bed!!!

love to all,

XellAn-Chan /^_^\

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disclaimer: i do not own the rights to the song "The Secret of Life"