DISCLAIMER! I do NOT own ANYTHING!! Well, I do own Pip, but whatever.... Anyway. Nny is © The Almighty Jhonen Vasquez. WORSHIP HIM!!! =*cough* On to the...whatever this is...

Prologue: A thin, almost skeletal figure, with spiky black hair sat at the Taco Smell, calmly eating a taco, covered in blood and gore. Everyone in the place lay dead, or dying in horrible, mangled ways, except for a pale 19 year old girl, who sat huddled behind the cashier table.... thing. She had a look of pure hatred contorted on her pale face, her fists clenched at her sides. "I'll get that fucker..." she growled, eyeing the person evilly.

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3 years later in the parking lot of a 24/7...

Nny walked along the sidewalk, headed for the 24/7. He hummed along to Beethoven. He wasn't feeling especially homicidal tonight, he had only gone out to get a cherry fizwiz. He turned the corner, and looked at the 24/7 sign, when someone grabbed him by the neck and pushed him into the alleyway.

"What the hell?!" He tried to look at his attacker's face, but it was too dark. "Hello, Nny..." a female voice growled. "Who the hell are you?!" He struggled to get out of her grasp, but she was stronger than he thought.

"What the fuck?!" He recognized the voice from somewhere, someplace, a long time ago...

"Three years ago, you killed my family at the Taco Smell-"

"Yeah, so? They deserved it." Nny snapped, interrupting her.

"Let me finish! I'm not here to kill you for killing my family, or to get revenge, I'm here to kill you for beating me to it." Her voice was dangerously soft. "What? Beat you to what?" Nny looked at her, confused.

"To killing my family. They were a bunch of assholes. I HATED them. I swore I'd kill them one day, but you beat me to it."

"Um...so?" Nny was beginning to get unnerved by all of this

. "So my whole life of planning the perfect crime was ruined in that one night. All that anger and hate towards them was wasted...so I thought. Then, it dawned on me. I should kill the one who beat me to it, who took the satisfaction away from me." She grinned insanely. "And YOU, Nny, are the one who took that satisfaction away from me. Say goodbye, Nny." She drew a thin dagger from her pocket, and plunged it hard into his arm, then did it again, three more times, in the exact same place. She then stabbed him in the side, and wrenched the knife upwards. She smiled coldly, and said, "I think I will let you die...slowly...after all, it would be too kind to let you die quickly."

"Fuccckkkkk..." Nny groaned, and clutched his side, then fell unconscious at her feet. She laughed maniacally, and calmly walked into the 24/7. "Time to celebrate!" she thought, and went to the back, and got herself a cherry fizwiz. The clerk looked at her strangely, as she handed him some bloody bills. "Oh, and by the way, there's a hobo or something layin' in your alley..."She shrugged innocently, and skipped out.

The girl sat on her couch, falling asleep, which was most unlike her. She rolled over in her sleep and fell off the couch.

"SHIT!" she sat up with a start, then drank the remains of her fiz wiz, before throwing it at a trashcan in a corner of the room, near a table, with a strange figurine of a ceramic smurf, painted green by the girl.

/OW! Watch it!/ the smurf wobbled slightly.

"Sorry, Scolex..."she muttered. [MUAHAHAH! I KNOW THIS IS JHONEN'S NAME THING, BUT I DON'T CARE! IT IS A FANFIC AFTER ALL!]

/Yeah, yeah. You haven't been sorry for anything in your life./ The figurine growled.

"Shut up, you stupid piece of clay," the girl snapped.

The smurf glared. /I suppose you're proud of yourself./ he eyed the blood on her hands and clothes.

She smiled viciously. "Yes, I am. I finally got revenge on that jerk who took away my glory..."

/Quite...../ It said dryly. /So, what was his name again?/

"Nny. What kind of dumb name is that?" She rolled her eyes. "I hate being judgmental, but come on..."

/Nny, eh? Is that short for JOHNNY, perhaps?/ Scolex seemed interested.

"Eh..I suppose. Why?" She titled her head.

/No reason.../ Scolex said mysteriously.

AHA! END CHAPTER 1! WHY IS THE SMURF BEING SO MYSTERIOUS?? (if you read my original fic, you'd know why. =P) And WHO is this strange girl?? (once again...if you read the first version...) STAY TUNED!! I'LL TRY TO UPDATE!! NYEH!!

~Invader Pip, signing off!!