Dude, Where's My Dad's Car???
Chapter 2!!!!!
Disclaimer or whatever it's called- I do not own Harry Potter. Fanfic writer Saria Black owns the whole multi-colored thong thing. I um, ALSO don't own the Spice Girl's or their song, or Sisqo or his song. Even though I would kinda like to own Sisqo..*drool* And, erm.the Whenever, Wherever..Small Breast song is Shakira's. Teehee.. But I DO own this nifty little toy tractor!!!
Weehoo! *plays with the tractor*
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Hello!!!!! XD For those of you who've read the first chapter, welcome back! For those of you who didn't, you'd better go and read it before it's too late. And for those of you who are just here to skim over my writing and flame it up, SCREW YOU, TOO! Hehe, had a bad first couple days of school and I'm kinda p-oed that I'm not getting a whole lot of reviews. Maybe its my summaries....? Dunno. Well, here it is- P.S. Thanks to Saria Black and everyone else for reviewing!!!! ((Im using that multi-colored thong-thing, Saria. *evil grin*))
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Chapter 2- Snape and the Multi-Colored Dream Thong -
Fred, George and Lee walk out to the sidewalk where some guys convertible is sitting.
Lee- Dude, how do we start it up?
George- I heard about something called hot wiring from my American pen pal.
American Pen Pal- *EVIL LAUGH*
Fred- Well, why not?? *hits the car with a hot wire*
The car starts up.
Fred, George & Lee- SUKENA!!! ((sweet))
They all hop in and Fred starts driving.
George- Hey, where are we going?
Fred- Don't know. Don't care.
Lee- Well, then how do we find the car?
Fred- Well, you see, as we ride along this twisted road the hot sun will surely set in on us as we make our voyage across open plains. Hardships and struggles we will overcome, but all in all, we stay forever true to our-
George snatches the Hallmark card out of his hand.
George- :-(
Fred- :-(
George- Get it? Got it? Doubt it.
Lee- Err.
They drive along, silent for about 59 minutes and 32 and a quarter seconds LESS than an hour.
Lee- Turn some music on, man.
Fred pops on the radio, and guess who it is, except..
Lee- UGH! It's the Spice Girls!
George immediately starts belting out lyrics- **************If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.**************
Fred & Lee- 0.o
George poses seductively and lays on top of Lee- ****************What do you think about that, now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love, are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.*************
Lee- O.O
Fred changes the station.
George- :-(
Fred- Aw, Lee! Its OUR song!
Lee- *gasp* Your SO right!
Fred & Lee- *********Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another ----- couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca ********
George- 0.o
Fred & Lee- **********She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong!!!!!!!! ***********
George turns the music off.
George- Probably better not to listen to music right now.
Fred nods, then points to some person with a cloak covering their head pulling their robes up over their leg.
Fred- Who's that?
George shrugs- Stop and find out.
Fred- I dunno, their legs are kinda hairy.
Lee- It's okay, we can do hair. Hair is do-able.
Fred shrugs and stops in front of the stranger, who does some poses and hops into the back seat beside Lee.
Fred keeps driving.
Fred- So, uh- Who are you?
Stranger- ...
George- Oh, that's nice.
Stranger-...
Lee- Do we know you?
Stranger, in a horribly recognize-able voice- Well, you'd better.
Fred screeches to a halt and looks behind his seat with a stern look on his face.
Lee and George are in shock.
Fred- Professor Snape, what in hell are you doing here?
Snape- Um, I'm not Snape.
George- Oh, you're Snape. *glares*
Lee rips off the guy's cloak and reveals nothing but Snape- in a multi- colored dream thong.
Fred, George-AAAAHHH!
Lee-IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
Snape grabs the cloak back and throws it over his head- Um, I'm not Snape.
Fred- You lier!
George- Rrrrr..we need to get "Author" and "Chloe" in here. *evil grin*
Snape- Who?
Fred- Oooooh, "Author" and "Chloe", huh?
Lee- Yeah..HEY "AUTHOR" AND "CHLOE"!!!!
Some author with her little sister Chloe pops up.
Author- Yeeeeess???
Fred- Author, would you please be so kind as to take Professor Snape to the... "other" story? *evil grin*
Author- "Other" story, eh? Chloe.
Chloe- YES?!
Author- Please take Professor Snape to the "other" story. *evil grin*
Snape- 0.o Um, *evil grin*
Chloe-"Other story.mwahahaha!! Okie dokie. *WHAM POW* *drags the unconscious Snape to the "other" story*
Author- Hehehe.. *walks away trailing Chloe*
Fred- Okay, lets go. *tries to start the car* Aw, come on. George, go get the hot wire from the trunk.
George hops out and opens the trunk.
George- AH! *falls down and the trunk sloooooowly closes*
Lee & Fred- 0.o
Fred and Lee hop out and open the trunk, where Harry and Ron are squished in.
Lee & Fred- 0.o
George-x.x
Harry & Ron- .
Kat- ^.^ Hehehe. ^.^
Fred- OI! What are you two doing here?
Harry- . We're not here...
Lee- Yes you are!
Ron- . No we're not.. *sloooooowly closes the trunk*
Fred and Lee shrug.
Lee drags George over to the car and tosses him in and he and Fred climb into the front and drive off.
George moans- Ugh, what happened.
Snape, who suddenly appears next to him in a multi-colored dream thong- You got knocked out.
Fred, George and Lee- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The car skids to a stop and they throw Snape out.
Theyre all quite disturbed looking as they drive along.
Lee- OI! STOP THE CAR, FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He screeches the car to a halt.
Fred- Now what?
Lee points, smiling like a fool, to Hermione, standing on the side of the road in butt-huggers and a halter top.
Lee- Need a ride?
Hermione- Why, yes actually..
Lee- Well come on in!
Fred- Not so fast! Give us one good reason why we should!
Hermione grins and licks her lips, then pulls a tape out of her shirt and leans over, popping the tape into their car.
It gets all dark-like and a spotlight is shown on Hermione, who, when the music starts, rips off her clothes revealing a leather bikini-thong.
Fred and George- O.O
Lee- :-/... *drool*
Hermione jumps on top of the car-
******Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to love somebody!!!!*******
She runs her finger over her lips doing the "Le le lo le le le" part.
*********Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river!!!!!!*****
She continues to sing when Fred shoves a cork in her mouth and the music skips and stops.
She puts her hands on her hips.
Hermione- :-*
Fred- Okay Fine, you can ride with us.
Hermione, mumbled- Mipee!!!
Lee hops out and throws George in the trunk with Harry and Ron and then gets in the back, patting the seat next to him for Hermione.
Hermione- Hmmm..?
She gets in next to Fred.
Lee- :*-(
They drive off into the sunset, Snape in a multi-colored dream thong climbing over the back of the car.
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PSHAW!!!
Kat-There you go! Love.kinda..adventure, humor. No plot, but hey. Got the 3 L.A's.and..H's. Ahem. Yeah, well the plot will be more.plotty next time. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
Lee comes up out of nowhere.
Lee- Um.Kat?
Kat:...
Lee- Ka-at..?
Kat- What, Lee?
Lee- I um, brought you a present to make up for that Filch thing.
Kat- PLEASE! Don't mention that. Besides, I hate you and nothing you bought could ever make up for-
Lee holds up a puppy.
Kat- PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, I LOVE YOU LEE! *runs off to snog with him*
Chapter 2!!!!!
Disclaimer or whatever it's called- I do not own Harry Potter. Fanfic writer Saria Black owns the whole multi-colored thong thing. I um, ALSO don't own the Spice Girl's or their song, or Sisqo or his song. Even though I would kinda like to own Sisqo..*drool* And, erm.the Whenever, Wherever..Small Breast song is Shakira's. Teehee.. But I DO own this nifty little toy tractor!!!
Weehoo! *plays with the tractor*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hello!!!!! XD For those of you who've read the first chapter, welcome back! For those of you who didn't, you'd better go and read it before it's too late. And for those of you who are just here to skim over my writing and flame it up, SCREW YOU, TOO! Hehe, had a bad first couple days of school and I'm kinda p-oed that I'm not getting a whole lot of reviews. Maybe its my summaries....? Dunno. Well, here it is- P.S. Thanks to Saria Black and everyone else for reviewing!!!! ((Im using that multi-colored thong-thing, Saria. *evil grin*))
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Chapter 2- Snape and the Multi-Colored Dream Thong -
Fred, George and Lee walk out to the sidewalk where some guys convertible is sitting.
Lee- Dude, how do we start it up?
George- I heard about something called hot wiring from my American pen pal.
American Pen Pal- *EVIL LAUGH*
Fred- Well, why not?? *hits the car with a hot wire*
The car starts up.
Fred, George & Lee- SUKENA!!! ((sweet))
They all hop in and Fred starts driving.
George- Hey, where are we going?
Fred- Don't know. Don't care.
Lee- Well, then how do we find the car?
Fred- Well, you see, as we ride along this twisted road the hot sun will surely set in on us as we make our voyage across open plains. Hardships and struggles we will overcome, but all in all, we stay forever true to our-
George snatches the Hallmark card out of his hand.
George- :-(
Fred- :-(
George- Get it? Got it? Doubt it.
Lee- Err.
They drive along, silent for about 59 minutes and 32 and a quarter seconds LESS than an hour.
Lee- Turn some music on, man.
Fred pops on the radio, and guess who it is, except..
Lee- UGH! It's the Spice Girls!
George immediately starts belting out lyrics- **************If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.**************
Fred & Lee- 0.o
George poses seductively and lays on top of Lee- ****************What do you think about that, now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love, are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try,
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.*************
Lee- O.O
Fred changes the station.
George- :-(
Fred- Aw, Lee! Its OUR song!
Lee- *gasp* Your SO right!
Fred & Lee- *********Ooh dat dress so scandalous And ya know another ----- couldn't handle it See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish Uh Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots Not just urban she likes the pop Cuz she was livin la vida loca ********
George- 0.o
Fred & Lee- **********She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think to sing it again She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what All night long Let me see that thong!!!!!!!! ***********
George turns the music off.
George- Probably better not to listen to music right now.
Fred nods, then points to some person with a cloak covering their head pulling their robes up over their leg.
Fred- Who's that?
George shrugs- Stop and find out.
Fred- I dunno, their legs are kinda hairy.
Lee- It's okay, we can do hair. Hair is do-able.
Fred shrugs and stops in front of the stranger, who does some poses and hops into the back seat beside Lee.
Fred keeps driving.
Fred- So, uh- Who are you?
Stranger- ...
George- Oh, that's nice.
Stranger-...
Lee- Do we know you?
Stranger, in a horribly recognize-able voice- Well, you'd better.
Fred screeches to a halt and looks behind his seat with a stern look on his face.
Lee and George are in shock.
Fred- Professor Snape, what in hell are you doing here?
Snape- Um, I'm not Snape.
George- Oh, you're Snape. *glares*
Lee rips off the guy's cloak and reveals nothing but Snape- in a multi- colored dream thong.
Fred, George-AAAAHHH!
Lee-IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
Snape grabs the cloak back and throws it over his head- Um, I'm not Snape.
Fred- You lier!
George- Rrrrr..we need to get "Author" and "Chloe" in here. *evil grin*
Snape- Who?
Fred- Oooooh, "Author" and "Chloe", huh?
Lee- Yeah..HEY "AUTHOR" AND "CHLOE"!!!!
Some author with her little sister Chloe pops up.
Author- Yeeeeess???
Fred- Author, would you please be so kind as to take Professor Snape to the... "other" story? *evil grin*
Author- "Other" story, eh? Chloe.
Chloe- YES?!
Author- Please take Professor Snape to the "other" story. *evil grin*
Snape- 0.o Um, *evil grin*
Chloe-"Other story.mwahahaha!! Okie dokie. *WHAM POW* *drags the unconscious Snape to the "other" story*
Author- Hehehe.. *walks away trailing Chloe*
Fred- Okay, lets go. *tries to start the car* Aw, come on. George, go get the hot wire from the trunk.
George hops out and opens the trunk.
George- AH! *falls down and the trunk sloooooowly closes*
Lee & Fred- 0.o
Fred and Lee hop out and open the trunk, where Harry and Ron are squished in.
Lee & Fred- 0.o
George-x.x
Harry & Ron- .
Kat- ^.^ Hehehe. ^.^
Fred- OI! What are you two doing here?
Harry- . We're not here...
Lee- Yes you are!
Ron- . No we're not.. *sloooooowly closes the trunk*
Fred and Lee shrug.
Lee drags George over to the car and tosses him in and he and Fred climb into the front and drive off.
George moans- Ugh, what happened.
Snape, who suddenly appears next to him in a multi-colored dream thong- You got knocked out.
Fred, George and Lee- AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The car skids to a stop and they throw Snape out.
Theyre all quite disturbed looking as they drive along.
Lee- OI! STOP THE CAR, FRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He screeches the car to a halt.
Fred- Now what?
Lee points, smiling like a fool, to Hermione, standing on the side of the road in butt-huggers and a halter top.
Lee- Need a ride?
Hermione- Why, yes actually..
Lee- Well come on in!
Fred- Not so fast! Give us one good reason why we should!
Hermione grins and licks her lips, then pulls a tape out of her shirt and leans over, popping the tape into their car.
It gets all dark-like and a spotlight is shown on Hermione, who, when the music starts, rips off her clothes revealing a leather bikini-thong.
Fred and George- O.O
Lee- :-/... *drool*
Hermione jumps on top of the car-
******Lucky you were born that far away so We could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for The lucky fact of your existence Baby I would climb the Andes solely To count the freckles on your body Never could imagine there were only Ten million ways to love somebody!!!!*******
She runs her finger over her lips doing the "Le le lo le le le" part.
*********Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it And these two eyes that for no other The day you leave will cry a river!!!!!!*****
She continues to sing when Fred shoves a cork in her mouth and the music skips and stops.
She puts her hands on her hips.
Hermione- :-*
Fred- Okay Fine, you can ride with us.
Hermione, mumbled- Mipee!!!
Lee hops out and throws George in the trunk with Harry and Ron and then gets in the back, patting the seat next to him for Hermione.
Hermione- Hmmm..?
She gets in next to Fred.
Lee- :*-(
They drive off into the sunset, Snape in a multi-colored dream thong climbing over the back of the car.
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PSHAW!!!
Kat-There you go! Love.kinda..adventure, humor. No plot, but hey. Got the 3 L.A's.and..H's. Ahem. Yeah, well the plot will be more.plotty next time. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!
Lee comes up out of nowhere.
Lee- Um.Kat?
Kat:...
Lee- Ka-at..?
Kat- What, Lee?
Lee- I um, brought you a present to make up for that Filch thing.
Kat- PLEASE! Don't mention that. Besides, I hate you and nothing you bought could ever make up for-
Lee holds up a puppy.
Kat- PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH, I LOVE YOU LEE! *runs off to snog with him*