Dude, Where's My Dad's Car??
Chapter 3
Well, after a long slump, I figured I might as well get used to the fact that I am a sucky writer and will never get all the reviews I want. Pshaw. Alright, well, on with it.
Lee- *sigh*
-.- What is it now, Lee?
Lee- I was just thinking....
What did I tell you bout that? Don't you remember what happened the LAST time you thought?
-flashback-
Lee & Kat walking around NY in matching His/Hers thong bikinis.
-end flashback-
Lee- Um...no? But anyway, I was just think-
ON WITH THE STORY!
Lee- Bu-
WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR "HEROES"...
Chapter 3, A Four-Minute Egg
The gang drives down a twisting road.
Lee- :-l
Hermione- Oh, what, are you still on about that whole,
*~*~*~"Lee hops out and throws George in the trunk with Harry and Ron and then gets in the back, patting the seat next to him for Hermione.
Hermione- Hmmm..?
She gets in next to Fred."~*~*~
Hermione- thing?
Lee- *sigh* Nah. I guess Fred IS a lot cuter than me.
Fred- Damn straight!
Lee- *sigh* Man, I'm tired, havent we gotten to a hotel yet?
Fred- *blink,blink* What?
Lee- A hotel, you know?
Fred- What, are we on a road trip or something?
Lee- -.- Ummm.Yeah?
Later, in the hotel room-
Fred and Hermione walk into their room, happily.
Fred- Finally! We're here! I can't believe we've made it this far!
Hermione- I know! I'm so happy here!
Both- WITH YOU!
Hug, happily.
Hermione- *coughs slightly*
Audience gasps and tragic music begins to play.
Fred- Oh, god, Hermione? No, your not, your not sick, are you?
Hermione turns away.
Hermione- N-no, it must just be a cough. I'm fine, really.
Fred- No, your looking feverish! *picks her up and tosses her on the bed* Oh, darling, your so cold! Here, get under the covers!
Hermione, weakly- I AM starting to feel a little weak.
Fred- No, honey...I'm going to get you the finest doctor that money can buy!
The finest doctor that money can buy barges in.
Finest Doctor that money can buy- Hello.
Fred- Who are you?
Finest Doctor that money can buy- I am the finest doctor that money can buy.
Fred- How did you know to come?
Finest Doctor that money can buy- I heard the tragic music. *checks on Hermione*
Finest Doctor that money can buy, whispering to Fred- Yes, it looks like she only has 3 minutes left to live.
Fred- What? Oh, dear God. Well, I might as well make her last 3 minutes happy. *walks over to Hermione* Hey, honey! Great news! The doc says your going to be absolutely fine!
Hermione- THAT'S a relief.
Fred- Yes. So, dear, are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?
Hermione- Why, yes. I am kind of hungry.
Fred- What will you have?
Hermione- Hmmmm.I think I'll have a four-minute egg.
Fred- O.O
In Lee's room-
Lee- Bored. Lonely. Fat. Well, bored and lonely.yeah. Bored. Lonely. Disgruntled. Angsty.
Knock,knock.
Lee drags himself across the room and opens the door to find Kat, the author, standing there.
Kat- Alright, whats up with you, Lee? Your not acting like yourself.
Lee-I'm just not feeling right.
Kat- *grips his shoulder* Is it that time of the month again?
Lee- *sighs* No, I already had it this month.
Kat- Oh. Well, what is it, then?
Lee- Well, to be perfectly honest, its you....
Kat- Me? What did I do?
Lee- Well, you don't treat me like you used to. I'm feeling de-valued here!
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Updated Later, Wanted to get this much on. BYE!
Chapter 3
Well, after a long slump, I figured I might as well get used to the fact that I am a sucky writer and will never get all the reviews I want. Pshaw. Alright, well, on with it.
Lee- *sigh*
-.- What is it now, Lee?
Lee- I was just thinking....
What did I tell you bout that? Don't you remember what happened the LAST time you thought?
-flashback-
Lee & Kat walking around NY in matching His/Hers thong bikinis.
-end flashback-
Lee- Um...no? But anyway, I was just think-
ON WITH THE STORY!
Lee- Bu-
WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR "HEROES"...
Chapter 3, A Four-Minute Egg
The gang drives down a twisting road.
Lee- :-l
Hermione- Oh, what, are you still on about that whole,
*~*~*~"Lee hops out and throws George in the trunk with Harry and Ron and then gets in the back, patting the seat next to him for Hermione.
Hermione- Hmmm..?
She gets in next to Fred."~*~*~
Hermione- thing?
Lee- *sigh* Nah. I guess Fred IS a lot cuter than me.
Fred- Damn straight!
Lee- *sigh* Man, I'm tired, havent we gotten to a hotel yet?
Fred- *blink,blink* What?
Lee- A hotel, you know?
Fred- What, are we on a road trip or something?
Lee- -.- Ummm.Yeah?
Later, in the hotel room-
Fred and Hermione walk into their room, happily.
Fred- Finally! We're here! I can't believe we've made it this far!
Hermione- I know! I'm so happy here!
Both- WITH YOU!
Hug, happily.
Hermione- *coughs slightly*
Audience gasps and tragic music begins to play.
Fred- Oh, god, Hermione? No, your not, your not sick, are you?
Hermione turns away.
Hermione- N-no, it must just be a cough. I'm fine, really.
Fred- No, your looking feverish! *picks her up and tosses her on the bed* Oh, darling, your so cold! Here, get under the covers!
Hermione, weakly- I AM starting to feel a little weak.
Fred- No, honey...I'm going to get you the finest doctor that money can buy!
The finest doctor that money can buy barges in.
Finest Doctor that money can buy- Hello.
Fred- Who are you?
Finest Doctor that money can buy- I am the finest doctor that money can buy.
Fred- How did you know to come?
Finest Doctor that money can buy- I heard the tragic music. *checks on Hermione*
Finest Doctor that money can buy, whispering to Fred- Yes, it looks like she only has 3 minutes left to live.
Fred- What? Oh, dear God. Well, I might as well make her last 3 minutes happy. *walks over to Hermione* Hey, honey! Great news! The doc says your going to be absolutely fine!
Hermione- THAT'S a relief.
Fred- Yes. So, dear, are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?
Hermione- Why, yes. I am kind of hungry.
Fred- What will you have?
Hermione- Hmmmm.I think I'll have a four-minute egg.
Fred- O.O
In Lee's room-
Lee- Bored. Lonely. Fat. Well, bored and lonely.yeah. Bored. Lonely. Disgruntled. Angsty.
Knock,knock.
Lee drags himself across the room and opens the door to find Kat, the author, standing there.
Kat- Alright, whats up with you, Lee? Your not acting like yourself.
Lee-I'm just not feeling right.
Kat- *grips his shoulder* Is it that time of the month again?
Lee- *sighs* No, I already had it this month.
Kat- Oh. Well, what is it, then?
Lee- Well, to be perfectly honest, its you....
Kat- Me? What did I do?
Lee- Well, you don't treat me like you used to. I'm feeling de-valued here!
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Updated Later, Wanted to get this much on. BYE!