Dragon in the Straw
I have no life. I thought up this idea at school and it won't go away. It's a song fic of 'Turkey in the Straw' only with a few differences. My first song fic! Yay! Oh yes. I own diddly squat, so don't bother suing.
Dragon in the Straw
Oh I had a little dragon, He wouldn't start a flame. So Dilandau threw him in The cold, wet rain. Oh, the little dragon growled 'Till the winter snows came. Then he turned and burned Dilandau with A fiery red flame.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the straw.
(A dragon stares in astonishment at Millerna who is dancing to Chesta playing music on a fiddle.)
Oh I had a little dragon, He really couldn't fly. So he sat down by himself and, All he did was cry. But then Van popped his wings out, And he showed him why. And soon the little dragon was Soaring through the sky.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the Straw.
(The dragon watches Millerna's dancing and Chesta's fiddling with bemusement on its face.)
Oh I had a little dragon. The future it could see. So he sat down and wondered, Whatever it could be. So Hitomi gave him lessons And she got him a pendant. And soon the little dragon was, Calling Hitomi Aunt.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the straw.
(The dragon is starting to look annoyed at Millerna and Chesta. Those two are starting to look very nervous.)
Oh, I had a little dragon. He couldn't get a girl. So Allen sat him down and said, His hair he should curl. The dragon was annoyed. The dragon was pissed. The dragon bit his balls off, And.well you get the gist.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Milerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it dragon in the straw.
(Millerna cries out, and goes to help Allen, much to the dragon's relief. Chesta runs like hell, still playing that fiddle.)
Hitomi: Well that was rather anticlimactic.
Van: True. Want to go grab a burger?
Hitomi: I'd love to!
Dilandau: Burn!
Did it make you want to sing it in front of your entire school?
I have no life. I thought up this idea at school and it won't go away. It's a song fic of 'Turkey in the Straw' only with a few differences. My first song fic! Yay! Oh yes. I own diddly squat, so don't bother suing.
Dragon in the Straw
Oh I had a little dragon, He wouldn't start a flame. So Dilandau threw him in The cold, wet rain. Oh, the little dragon growled 'Till the winter snows came. Then he turned and burned Dilandau with A fiery red flame.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the straw.
(A dragon stares in astonishment at Millerna who is dancing to Chesta playing music on a fiddle.)
Oh I had a little dragon, He really couldn't fly. So he sat down by himself and, All he did was cry. But then Van popped his wings out, And he showed him why. And soon the little dragon was Soaring through the sky.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the Straw.
(The dragon watches Millerna's dancing and Chesta's fiddling with bemusement on its face.)
Oh I had a little dragon. The future it could see. So he sat down and wondered, Whatever it could be. So Hitomi gave him lessons And she got him a pendant. And soon the little dragon was, Calling Hitomi Aunt.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Millerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it Dragon in the straw.
(The dragon is starting to look annoyed at Millerna and Chesta. Those two are starting to look very nervous.)
Oh, I had a little dragon. He couldn't get a girl. So Allen sat him down and said, His hair he should curl. The dragon was annoyed. The dragon was pissed. The dragon bit his balls off, And.well you get the gist.
Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! Dragon in the straw! Haw, haw, haw! While Milerna dances round and round the dragon's gaping maw, Little Chesta plays a tune. He calls it dragon in the straw.
(Millerna cries out, and goes to help Allen, much to the dragon's relief. Chesta runs like hell, still playing that fiddle.)
Hitomi: Well that was rather anticlimactic.
Van: True. Want to go grab a burger?
Hitomi: I'd love to!
Dilandau: Burn!
Did it make you want to sing it in front of your entire school?