Hermione in Wonderland...
Hehe, I was going to make this chapter like Alice in Wonderland, but after I read it, I realized it's more like the Wizard of Fonz. Err, The Wizard of Oz. You know, what with the different people frolicking off to find different thingies. Me and my logic.
Chapter 2
Hola!!! Well, after the gigantic 3 reviews I got on the first chapter, I got a sudden burst of inspiration. Wow, this is great. I'm actually getting reviews. ^.^ Chya! You really love me, don't you??
Lee Jordan- I do!!
Well, I knew that, I was asking the readers at home.
Lee- Where?
There!
Both- *stares at you*
Ahem, but anyway, I don't own Harry Potter. I DO own Lee Jordan, though.
Lee- *wink,wink*
*wink,wink*
Lee- TREES!!! *they run off together...into the sunset...again.*
~*~*~*~
Chapter 2,
Hermione, Lee, Draco, Jesse and Chester were walking through Wonderland. Hermione was trying to find her home. Lee was looking for some hard, stiff and delicious gum. Jesse and Chester were looking for their car. Draco was just kind of there.
Suddenly, they bump into Mrs.Norris.
"Oh, hello!" Says Mrs.Norris, her voice surprising exactly like Professor McGonagall.
"Hello, little kitty! What's your name?" asks Lee.
"I'm Toto!"
"You look like a Mrs.Norris," says Hermione.
"Hmm. That's odd! So, where are you going?"
They all shrug and tell Toto what they're looking for.
"Hm..you should go see the Fonz!"
"The Fonz?" asks Draco.
"Yeah!"
"Alright," they all say in unison and continue walking, Toto at their heels.
"Oh, I just NEED some gum!!!" Lee shrieks.
Hermione reaches in her pocket, "Oh no! I seem to have misplaced my sack of money!
Draco casually slips a sack of money into his pants.
"Now how am I going to get my gum?!" Lee asks, flipping out.
They all shrug.
They keep walking until they come upon a Barney and Friends scenario.
"Dude, where are we, dude?" Jesse asks.
"Dude..I don't know, dude," Chester said, obviously disgusted. "But I am obviously disgusted."
Didn't I just say that?
"Dude, who are you, dude?"
Actually, it's dude-ette. And I am the author; Katie.
"Do you have any gum????" Lee asks.
No.
"Oh, why?!"
Well, I do, but if I gave you any, it would ruin your sole purpose in this story.
"So?"
Do I have to come down there?!
"..Yes?"
Alright then. *snaps*
She comes down to the Barney scenario in a helicopter, closely followed by a limo. She climbs down a ladder into the limo and has her bodyguard open the door for her.
"Chya! Behold, it is I; Katie, the author. Happy?"
Lee nods and they keep on walking, but are stopped by a security guard.
"You are not aloud back here! We are in the middle of taping Barney & Friends!"
"Excuse me," says Katie. "But do you have any idea who I am? I created you!"
"You ain't my momma and you certainly ain't my daddy! Now move along!"
They all walk to a t.v. set, Katie grumbling, which is Broadcasting the Barney & Friends episode.
"So, after we brush our teeth, what should we do, Harry?" Barney asks Harry.
"WE SHOULD FLOSS! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RON?!"
"WHY, YES, HARRY! IT IS!" screams Ron.
"That's right, boys and girls!" Barney says. "For the best chance at getting laid, always have a bright and shiney smile! Like Oliver Wood, for example!"
Oliver- *grin, sparkle, sparkle*
"Just look at HIS teeth! I'll bet HE gets laid all the time! So, remember-"
"BRUSH AND FLOSS EVERYDAY!" They say in unison.
"CUT!" Some guy says and Harry and Ron's smiles instantly turn to a nasty frown and they leave the stage.
"That was just plain creepy," Draco says.
"Oh my god! This is it!" Lee says.
"What's it?" Asks Hermione.
"We are FINALLY going to see who's in the Barney suit!"
They all gasp and stare at Barney.
He reaches up- grasps his head- begins to take it off, and-
Suddenly, a dressing cart thingie rolls in front of him, and then when it rolls away, Barney is gone.
"NOOO!" they yell.
"Oi, what are you doing here?!" Harry inquired.
"I dunno, what are you doing here?" Hermione asked.
Harry shrugged. "I need a new job."
"Well come with us!" Lee yelled.
"Yeah!" Hermione shrieked. "Were going to see the Fonz!"
"The Fonz?" Ron asks, coming up behind Harry.
"Yeah!" They yelled in unison.
"I need to get home," said Hermione.
"I need some gum," said Lee.
"We need to find our car," Jesse said and Chester nodded.
"I need a mate!" Piped up Mrs.Norris...aka Toto.
"And I'm kind of just here," said Draco.
"Hmmm. What do you think, Ron?" Asked Harry.
"Alright. Let's go get that job!" Ron yelled as Barney walked by, the top of his costume missing. Nobody saw it. -.- Aren't they brilliant?
"Oooooooh, were off to see the-" Chester begins, but is silenced by Katie's whacking him with a newspaper.
"NO singing. This is MY story, and I say, silence!" she snaps.
"Why are you so..you?" asks Hermione.
"Well, about 4 minutes ago in my story, When the Script is Thrown Away, I lost the love of my life and dove into denial. And, as author of all you people, I demand that you do so also by being cranky and angry."
Hermione- :-( "But, that's not-"
"Now your getting the hang of it!" Katie says. "Everyone!"
Everyone, except Draco- :-(
"Oh, what, are you too good to be pissed?"
"No, its just that-" Draco begins.
"Good! I-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
THE END! Watch out for the next-
"Hey! I wasn't done!"
Yes, but the author is very very un-inspired and depressed right now and doesn't feel like going on.
"Oh, well..wait, I'm the author!"
No, I am. You are just a false icon used to portray me. And might I say, your doing a very bad job of it.
"...."
Alright then. Anyways, as I was saying, this is over. Joy. Impudence. Depression. Nothingness. -.-
Lee Jordan- Aww, baby, you alright?
Nastiness.
Lee Jordan- ??
Hehe, I was going to make this chapter like Alice in Wonderland, but after I read it, I realized it's more like the Wizard of Fonz. Err, The Wizard of Oz. You know, what with the different people frolicking off to find different thingies. Me and my logic.
Chapter 2
Hola!!! Well, after the gigantic 3 reviews I got on the first chapter, I got a sudden burst of inspiration. Wow, this is great. I'm actually getting reviews. ^.^ Chya! You really love me, don't you??
Lee Jordan- I do!!
Well, I knew that, I was asking the readers at home.
Lee- Where?
There!
Both- *stares at you*
Ahem, but anyway, I don't own Harry Potter. I DO own Lee Jordan, though.
Lee- *wink,wink*
*wink,wink*
Lee- TREES!!! *they run off together...into the sunset...again.*
~*~*~*~
Chapter 2,
Hermione, Lee, Draco, Jesse and Chester were walking through Wonderland. Hermione was trying to find her home. Lee was looking for some hard, stiff and delicious gum. Jesse and Chester were looking for their car. Draco was just kind of there.
Suddenly, they bump into Mrs.Norris.
"Oh, hello!" Says Mrs.Norris, her voice surprising exactly like Professor McGonagall.
"Hello, little kitty! What's your name?" asks Lee.
"I'm Toto!"
"You look like a Mrs.Norris," says Hermione.
"Hmm. That's odd! So, where are you going?"
They all shrug and tell Toto what they're looking for.
"Hm..you should go see the Fonz!"
"The Fonz?" asks Draco.
"Yeah!"
"Alright," they all say in unison and continue walking, Toto at their heels.
"Oh, I just NEED some gum!!!" Lee shrieks.
Hermione reaches in her pocket, "Oh no! I seem to have misplaced my sack of money!
Draco casually slips a sack of money into his pants.
"Now how am I going to get my gum?!" Lee asks, flipping out.
They all shrug.
They keep walking until they come upon a Barney and Friends scenario.
"Dude, where are we, dude?" Jesse asks.
"Dude..I don't know, dude," Chester said, obviously disgusted. "But I am obviously disgusted."
Didn't I just say that?
"Dude, who are you, dude?"
Actually, it's dude-ette. And I am the author; Katie.
"Do you have any gum????" Lee asks.
No.
"Oh, why?!"
Well, I do, but if I gave you any, it would ruin your sole purpose in this story.
"So?"
Do I have to come down there?!
"..Yes?"
Alright then. *snaps*
She comes down to the Barney scenario in a helicopter, closely followed by a limo. She climbs down a ladder into the limo and has her bodyguard open the door for her.
"Chya! Behold, it is I; Katie, the author. Happy?"
Lee nods and they keep on walking, but are stopped by a security guard.
"You are not aloud back here! We are in the middle of taping Barney & Friends!"
"Excuse me," says Katie. "But do you have any idea who I am? I created you!"
"You ain't my momma and you certainly ain't my daddy! Now move along!"
They all walk to a t.v. set, Katie grumbling, which is Broadcasting the Barney & Friends episode.
"So, after we brush our teeth, what should we do, Harry?" Barney asks Harry.
"WE SHOULD FLOSS! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RON?!"
"WHY, YES, HARRY! IT IS!" screams Ron.
"That's right, boys and girls!" Barney says. "For the best chance at getting laid, always have a bright and shiney smile! Like Oliver Wood, for example!"
Oliver- *grin, sparkle, sparkle*
"Just look at HIS teeth! I'll bet HE gets laid all the time! So, remember-"
"BRUSH AND FLOSS EVERYDAY!" They say in unison.
"CUT!" Some guy says and Harry and Ron's smiles instantly turn to a nasty frown and they leave the stage.
"That was just plain creepy," Draco says.
"Oh my god! This is it!" Lee says.
"What's it?" Asks Hermione.
"We are FINALLY going to see who's in the Barney suit!"
They all gasp and stare at Barney.
He reaches up- grasps his head- begins to take it off, and-
Suddenly, a dressing cart thingie rolls in front of him, and then when it rolls away, Barney is gone.
"NOOO!" they yell.
"Oi, what are you doing here?!" Harry inquired.
"I dunno, what are you doing here?" Hermione asked.
Harry shrugged. "I need a new job."
"Well come with us!" Lee yelled.
"Yeah!" Hermione shrieked. "Were going to see the Fonz!"
"The Fonz?" Ron asks, coming up behind Harry.
"Yeah!" They yelled in unison.
"I need to get home," said Hermione.
"I need some gum," said Lee.
"We need to find our car," Jesse said and Chester nodded.
"I need a mate!" Piped up Mrs.Norris...aka Toto.
"And I'm kind of just here," said Draco.
"Hmmm. What do you think, Ron?" Asked Harry.
"Alright. Let's go get that job!" Ron yelled as Barney walked by, the top of his costume missing. Nobody saw it. -.- Aren't they brilliant?
"Oooooooh, were off to see the-" Chester begins, but is silenced by Katie's whacking him with a newspaper.
"NO singing. This is MY story, and I say, silence!" she snaps.
"Why are you so..you?" asks Hermione.
"Well, about 4 minutes ago in my story, When the Script is Thrown Away, I lost the love of my life and dove into denial. And, as author of all you people, I demand that you do so also by being cranky and angry."
Hermione- :-( "But, that's not-"
"Now your getting the hang of it!" Katie says. "Everyone!"
Everyone, except Draco- :-(
"Oh, what, are you too good to be pissed?"
"No, its just that-" Draco begins.
"Good! I-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
THE END! Watch out for the next-
"Hey! I wasn't done!"
Yes, but the author is very very un-inspired and depressed right now and doesn't feel like going on.
"Oh, well..wait, I'm the author!"
No, I am. You are just a false icon used to portray me. And might I say, your doing a very bad job of it.
"...."
Alright then. Anyways, as I was saying, this is over. Joy. Impudence. Depression. Nothingness. -.-
Lee Jordan- Aww, baby, you alright?
Nastiness.
Lee Jordan- ??