This is what happens after I go see 8 Mile and freestyle the entire drive home... and then decide to look into the Invader Zim fanfics. A battle between Dib and Zim.
Dib...
Hey there green! Why you lookin' so mean? Could it possibly be kuz you're so blind to see that the whole world is moving without you at the center? When will you understand that fucker you're not a winner! You'll never take over, not while I'm around. Best find a new planet thisn's already been found! I demand you go away, today, get lost, go back to your leaders and listen to them snicker like pitiful cheerleaders. It's only a matter of time before they believe you see and I'll get every boy and girl to rally behind me and put an end to this madness. What's with all the sadness? Kuz you knew this day was cummin' best get back to Irk while listenin' to Gir a hummin!
aand Zim...
Hello Dib or should I say Dibbaroo? Hoppin around like a kangaroo! Everyone knows that those words you say are as hollow as Miss Bitters on a sunny day! Just go away and leave me be! Can't you see I'm just an earthenoid boy tryin' to see what I can see? Why don't you tell them that my hair is fake that I wear contacts to conceal my red eyes! For Christ's sake won't you just shut the fuck up! Is it so hard to see? Or are you just tryin' to escape your reality? Delusional fuck thinkin' I'm from planet Mars looks like you need to get your head out the stars. So come on and question me for what I'm worth! In reality I think you need to come back down to earth.
and an added treat Gir...
Why does my master fight with all his might? It confuses me so. Perhaps the cow will know! Oh mighty cow, great udderful beast... can you tell me why my master has a hatred of beets? I like the beets, in fact I like them good. I wanna see beets in every neighborhood! Why did the lime taste like a piece of chalk? Why do I have the urge to sit here and talk about things when I want to know the jig? And why is the Dib human's head so incredibly big? Ooh! Look the Scary Monkey's on and I haven't even finished this song... thingy thing that I do... Hey I'm tryin' guys what rhymes are a robot to spew? Well the piggy says this rhyme is pulpy like eyes and I wanna watch the scary monkey so see you guys! That's it Byes!
Alright... I'd like to blame 8 Mile for putting me in the mood to rhyme and also Jhonen Vasquez for making stuff that is so very entertaining... oh and if any of you are readers of my ZTHI fic... just know... I'm working on it, but I've got a job now... and I seem to have hit a wall in that I don't know exactly how to get where I want to go with it. Alright, I'm outies or something... Hopefully this will be my ONLY outburst of rhyming stuffs... because I don't personally think it's that good. But I'd love your opinions on it... and stuff.
Dib...
Hey there green! Why you lookin' so mean? Could it possibly be kuz you're so blind to see that the whole world is moving without you at the center? When will you understand that fucker you're not a winner! You'll never take over, not while I'm around. Best find a new planet thisn's already been found! I demand you go away, today, get lost, go back to your leaders and listen to them snicker like pitiful cheerleaders. It's only a matter of time before they believe you see and I'll get every boy and girl to rally behind me and put an end to this madness. What's with all the sadness? Kuz you knew this day was cummin' best get back to Irk while listenin' to Gir a hummin!
aand Zim...
Hello Dib or should I say Dibbaroo? Hoppin around like a kangaroo! Everyone knows that those words you say are as hollow as Miss Bitters on a sunny day! Just go away and leave me be! Can't you see I'm just an earthenoid boy tryin' to see what I can see? Why don't you tell them that my hair is fake that I wear contacts to conceal my red eyes! For Christ's sake won't you just shut the fuck up! Is it so hard to see? Or are you just tryin' to escape your reality? Delusional fuck thinkin' I'm from planet Mars looks like you need to get your head out the stars. So come on and question me for what I'm worth! In reality I think you need to come back down to earth.
and an added treat Gir...
Why does my master fight with all his might? It confuses me so. Perhaps the cow will know! Oh mighty cow, great udderful beast... can you tell me why my master has a hatred of beets? I like the beets, in fact I like them good. I wanna see beets in every neighborhood! Why did the lime taste like a piece of chalk? Why do I have the urge to sit here and talk about things when I want to know the jig? And why is the Dib human's head so incredibly big? Ooh! Look the Scary Monkey's on and I haven't even finished this song... thingy thing that I do... Hey I'm tryin' guys what rhymes are a robot to spew? Well the piggy says this rhyme is pulpy like eyes and I wanna watch the scary monkey so see you guys! That's it Byes!
Alright... I'd like to blame 8 Mile for putting me in the mood to rhyme and also Jhonen Vasquez for making stuff that is so very entertaining... oh and if any of you are readers of my ZTHI fic... just know... I'm working on it, but I've got a job now... and I seem to have hit a wall in that I don't know exactly how to get where I want to go with it. Alright, I'm outies or something... Hopefully this will be my ONLY outburst of rhyming stuffs... because I don't personally think it's that good. But I'd love your opinions on it... and stuff.