"Yui-sama? Ya okay now?"
"No! Because I'm still hallucinating! Su-chan, you still look like a girl."
"Because I still am one..."
"No, Seiryuu, no! You aren't! I'm sick, this isn't real!"
"Oh, but you're right!" said Ami-chan maliciously, "Your mind is going wrong! You need to visit the Kotou asylum! You are no longer qualified to be a priestess of Seiryuu!"
"Yes she is! She's not hallucinating, aniki! (The aniki bit stays. It's like referring to some really close to you. Plus, if you've read Genrou Den, you'll notice that Tasuki always called Kouji "Kouji Aniki". So. It's legal) She's really seeing this! I am a girl..."
"Yes, gomen, just teasing..."
"Yeah, right."
"Are you mad at me, Otouto?" (Again, the above applies)
"A bit..."
"Don't be! I can't stand to see you angry or unhappy!!"
Suboshi just stared. "Sweet_Seiryuu."
"I mean..." began Amiboshi, "I mean I don't think depression is good for you. Look what it's done to Yui..."
"Hey! Yui's just fine! In fact, she's wonderful!"
"Seiryuu give me strength..."
"HEY! That's MY line..."
"No, MINE!!!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Enough already!!"
"Yui, you've recovered!" **glomp**
"OK, Su-chan, that looks really bad..."
"Urusai, jerk!"
"Waaaaah!!!!!!! Su-chan called me a jerk!!!!"
Suboshi was staring again. "Aniki...you are...scaring me..."
"Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
Da. Back to Suzaku now, doncha think?
Chapter 2: The Nelvana Restaurant of Doom
Forgot a disclaimer in my first chapter: I don' own FY. But if I did I'd kill Miaka! Kekekekekekeke! No flames, Miaka fans, please!!
AN: Mitsukake is now evil, courtesy of Obake-chan here. **indicates sister/Co-authoress** Oh, and Obake-chan'd like to note that she's now a Hikitsu fangirl. OK, let the fic continue...
Mitsukake was still "healing" Kouji.
"Come on. Just, you know, take him on a date or something."
"What! I couldn't! I'm too scared!"
"Just do it!"
"Fine. I'll try." Kouji got up and walked out of the medicine tent to Tasuki. "Gen-chan?"
"Yeah, Kouji?"
"Will you...will you go out on a date with me?"
Tasuki gave a high-pitched giggle. "Sure, Kouji." **be afraid. Be very afraid** She walked over to Chichiri, and they started talking fashion in girly voices. Kouji stared. He could hear Chichiri. "Mitsy asked ME out on a date, too!" Kouji looked scared. He walked back to the medicine tent.
"Did you really ask Chichiri out on a date?"
"Yup!"
"Where ya going?"
"Good place I found."
"Can we come too?"
"Sure, sure."
Later...
Tasuki and Chichiri appeared right on time. Chichiri was wearing a long spaghetti strap white silk evening gown, with his blue hair curled elegantly into ringlets. Tasuki wore a blue velvet creation with 3/4 sleeves and an embroidered bodice. His normally wild hair was brushed smooth and piled onto his head in a bun. His tessen's leather-wrapped handle was wrapped with blue silk and tied round his waist stylishly. Kouji had starry-eyes.
"Well, let's get going," said Mitsukake, offering his arm to Chichiri.
The place was big. And pink. All in all, it looked like the castle from "Beauty and the Beast" at the end. The sign said: "THE NELVANA RESTAURANT OF DOOM"
"Are you sure we wanna go in na no da?" asked Chiri-chan.
"Yes." said Mitsukake firmly. "It's the cheapest place around." Chichiri whacked him.
But they went in.
The first thing they saw was a boy with blue hair. "Hi, I'm Eli Moon, I'll be your waiter tonight and-"
"No, I will!" said a brown-haired girl, pushing him out of the way. She dragged Tasuki and Kouji to a table and said instantly, "Whaddaya want to eat?"
"Kentucky fried chicken." Kouji decided.
She came back with a huge bird on a plate. "Kentucky fried Fly Card."
"Smaller, possibly?"
She hit the bird-thing with a weird staff and it became normal sized. "Here ya go."
Meanwhile, other seishi were having problems of their own:
"Houki, I wanna divorce. Can't you accept that?"
"Noooo! Who gets custody of Boushin?"
"Me, of course."
"Then definitely no!!"
"Then I'm sorry, but I am the emperor, and I can just demote you to second concubine and make Kourin my wife."
"Evil!!!"
"I'm sorry, but I love Kourin."
Kourin/Nuriko grinned, and snuggled Hotohori.
"Whaaaaa!" yelled Houki.
And also two unfortunate look-alikes:
Yui was out cold again. Amiboshi sighed, then played an interesting tune on his flute. Suboshi threw herself at him and wrapped around one of his legs. It was thus that he stood when a group of bandits raced over. "Where's Genrou?" yelled the leader.
"Um, West in Konan, I think. Go there."
"Arigatou!" was yelled again, as the bandits started out, leaving Amiboshi sweatdropping.
Meanwhile, Tasuki had just lost his temper with the annoying girl, and lekka-shinen-d the whole place. They ran out fast, with the angry Nelvana people behind them. Mits and Chiri went to a Vietnamese restaurant, and Tas & Kouji started home. They were met by a group of bandits, who crashed into them, resulting in all the bandits being knocked out. Which gave Kouji time to hand Tasuki Chichiri's kasa, which he'd somehow gotten hold of, and Tas to leave. Then the bandits woke up again.
"Knei-gong!! Do you know where Genrou is?"
"Yes...I'll take you to **cough** him."
So they set off.
Kouji wanted to alert Tasuki to the fact that they were coming, so he had all the bandits whistle the well-know "Bandit Theme"
Tasuki meanwhile, arrived back in camp, and heard the song. He changed into his real clothes as quickly as possible and messed up his hair and tessen, and prepared to make his voice several octaves lower.
The bandits arrived soon. They all greeted Tasuki.
"Hiya, leader!"
"'Lo!"
"Your voice sounds different..."
"Oh, it does, does it? Lekka Shinen!!!!"
All the bandits stared.
"Um, bye, I have a meeting with Tama..." said Tasuki, edging off. Kouji went with him.
"That was close."
"Yeah." Kouji looked at Tasuki, "Ya know, people usually kiss to end a date..."
"Don't push your luck, Kouji."
That's all for now. Sorry so short! The next chapter will be longer!! Hope you like it. And please review!!! Please!!! Ja, Ko-Kourin.
"No! Because I'm still hallucinating! Su-chan, you still look like a girl."
"Because I still am one..."
"No, Seiryuu, no! You aren't! I'm sick, this isn't real!"
"Oh, but you're right!" said Ami-chan maliciously, "Your mind is going wrong! You need to visit the Kotou asylum! You are no longer qualified to be a priestess of Seiryuu!"
"Yes she is! She's not hallucinating, aniki! (The aniki bit stays. It's like referring to some really close to you. Plus, if you've read Genrou Den, you'll notice that Tasuki always called Kouji "Kouji Aniki". So. It's legal) She's really seeing this! I am a girl..."
"Yes, gomen, just teasing..."
"Yeah, right."
"Are you mad at me, Otouto?" (Again, the above applies)
"A bit..."
"Don't be! I can't stand to see you angry or unhappy!!"
Suboshi just stared. "Sweet_Seiryuu."
"I mean..." began Amiboshi, "I mean I don't think depression is good for you. Look what it's done to Yui..."
"Hey! Yui's just fine! In fact, she's wonderful!"
"Seiryuu give me strength..."
"HEY! That's MY line..."
"No, MINE!!!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Enough already!!"
"Yui, you've recovered!" **glomp**
"OK, Su-chan, that looks really bad..."
"Urusai, jerk!"
"Waaaaah!!!!!!! Su-chan called me a jerk!!!!"
Suboshi was staring again. "Aniki...you are...scaring me..."
"Whaaaaaaaa!!!!!"
Da. Back to Suzaku now, doncha think?
Chapter 2: The Nelvana Restaurant of Doom
Forgot a disclaimer in my first chapter: I don' own FY. But if I did I'd kill Miaka! Kekekekekekeke! No flames, Miaka fans, please!!
AN: Mitsukake is now evil, courtesy of Obake-chan here. **indicates sister/Co-authoress** Oh, and Obake-chan'd like to note that she's now a Hikitsu fangirl. OK, let the fic continue...
Mitsukake was still "healing" Kouji.
"Come on. Just, you know, take him on a date or something."
"What! I couldn't! I'm too scared!"
"Just do it!"
"Fine. I'll try." Kouji got up and walked out of the medicine tent to Tasuki. "Gen-chan?"
"Yeah, Kouji?"
"Will you...will you go out on a date with me?"
Tasuki gave a high-pitched giggle. "Sure, Kouji." **be afraid. Be very afraid** She walked over to Chichiri, and they started talking fashion in girly voices. Kouji stared. He could hear Chichiri. "Mitsy asked ME out on a date, too!" Kouji looked scared. He walked back to the medicine tent.
"Did you really ask Chichiri out on a date?"
"Yup!"
"Where ya going?"
"Good place I found."
"Can we come too?"
"Sure, sure."
Later...
Tasuki and Chichiri appeared right on time. Chichiri was wearing a long spaghetti strap white silk evening gown, with his blue hair curled elegantly into ringlets. Tasuki wore a blue velvet creation with 3/4 sleeves and an embroidered bodice. His normally wild hair was brushed smooth and piled onto his head in a bun. His tessen's leather-wrapped handle was wrapped with blue silk and tied round his waist stylishly. Kouji had starry-eyes.
"Well, let's get going," said Mitsukake, offering his arm to Chichiri.
The place was big. And pink. All in all, it looked like the castle from "Beauty and the Beast" at the end. The sign said: "THE NELVANA RESTAURANT OF DOOM"
"Are you sure we wanna go in na no da?" asked Chiri-chan.
"Yes." said Mitsukake firmly. "It's the cheapest place around." Chichiri whacked him.
But they went in.
The first thing they saw was a boy with blue hair. "Hi, I'm Eli Moon, I'll be your waiter tonight and-"
"No, I will!" said a brown-haired girl, pushing him out of the way. She dragged Tasuki and Kouji to a table and said instantly, "Whaddaya want to eat?"
"Kentucky fried chicken." Kouji decided.
She came back with a huge bird on a plate. "Kentucky fried Fly Card."
"Smaller, possibly?"
She hit the bird-thing with a weird staff and it became normal sized. "Here ya go."
Meanwhile, other seishi were having problems of their own:
"Houki, I wanna divorce. Can't you accept that?"
"Noooo! Who gets custody of Boushin?"
"Me, of course."
"Then definitely no!!"
"Then I'm sorry, but I am the emperor, and I can just demote you to second concubine and make Kourin my wife."
"Evil!!!"
"I'm sorry, but I love Kourin."
Kourin/Nuriko grinned, and snuggled Hotohori.
"Whaaaaa!" yelled Houki.
And also two unfortunate look-alikes:
Yui was out cold again. Amiboshi sighed, then played an interesting tune on his flute. Suboshi threw herself at him and wrapped around one of his legs. It was thus that he stood when a group of bandits raced over. "Where's Genrou?" yelled the leader.
"Um, West in Konan, I think. Go there."
"Arigatou!" was yelled again, as the bandits started out, leaving Amiboshi sweatdropping.
Meanwhile, Tasuki had just lost his temper with the annoying girl, and lekka-shinen-d the whole place. They ran out fast, with the angry Nelvana people behind them. Mits and Chiri went to a Vietnamese restaurant, and Tas & Kouji started home. They were met by a group of bandits, who crashed into them, resulting in all the bandits being knocked out. Which gave Kouji time to hand Tasuki Chichiri's kasa, which he'd somehow gotten hold of, and Tas to leave. Then the bandits woke up again.
"Knei-gong!! Do you know where Genrou is?"
"Yes...I'll take you to **cough** him."
So they set off.
Kouji wanted to alert Tasuki to the fact that they were coming, so he had all the bandits whistle the well-know "Bandit Theme"
Tasuki meanwhile, arrived back in camp, and heard the song. He changed into his real clothes as quickly as possible and messed up his hair and tessen, and prepared to make his voice several octaves lower.
The bandits arrived soon. They all greeted Tasuki.
"Hiya, leader!"
"'Lo!"
"Your voice sounds different..."
"Oh, it does, does it? Lekka Shinen!!!!"
All the bandits stared.
"Um, bye, I have a meeting with Tama..." said Tasuki, edging off. Kouji went with him.
"That was close."
"Yeah." Kouji looked at Tasuki, "Ya know, people usually kiss to end a date..."
"Don't push your luck, Kouji."
That's all for now. Sorry so short! The next chapter will be longer!! Hope you like it. And please review!!! Please!!! Ja, Ko-Kourin.