Dragonball NY
By Shinko Itansha
Chapter Three: A Reunion of Brothers
NOTE: If you have not read Chapters 1 and 2 yet, you will
not be permitted to read 3. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
SWEET! I got a review! The Great Destroyer doesn't count
becuase he knows me. I send many thanks to Vilranda,
because just knowing that even one person out there likes
my story is enough to keep me writing. Her story is pretty
good too, but for some reason my computer won't let me post
a review, So I hope she reads this. Sorry.
-IN KAME HOUSE-
"So, how's Chi-chi?" asked Bulma.
"Who?" replied Goku. "Oh yeah, she's good. Do you guys
have a bathroom here?"
Krillin laughed. "What, did you think we crapped in pond?"
"You mean you don't? I mean, uh, that way," Roshi said. He
pointed to the hall.
"How could you not remember that we have a bathroom?"
asked Bulma.
"Yeah, G, what you on?"
"He never told me. " Replied Goku.
"Who?"
"Yamcha."
"Who's Yamcha?"
"He's... Yamcha."
At this Bulma somehow managed to exchange glances with
both Roshi and Krillin at the same time even though they
were sitting on opposite sides of her. This bewilidered
Goku, and after staring blankly for a few minutes he got up
and went down the hall to find the bathroom, thus leaving
his three old friends alone and rather uncomfortable with
Gohan.
"So. You're Goku's kid, huh?" asked Bulma.
"Duuuuhhhhh......." Gohan glared.
"Bling-bling..." Krillin muttered.
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What the hell are you talkin' about!?"
"Just jive'n, little G."
Gohan started to dislike Krillin. He made a mental note to
write some poetry about him getting murdered by a gay
vampire who's mad at the world because his dad is an
alcoholic. He sat there glaring at Krillin for a full hour
and Goku still didn't return. He went to the hall to find
Goku leaning on the wall across from the bathroom. The door
was closed and a light shown underneath it.
"What are you doing, Daddy?"
"Someone's in the bathroom. They had better get done soon
or I will have to use that giant tye-dye bucket over there
instead," Goku said, pointing at the floor. Gohan, not
seeing anything, didn't really want to know.
There was then a flushing sound, and the door opened to
reveal a boy in a yellow and black bandana.
"Oh," he said. "Excuse me, but do you show me the way to
Furinkan High?"
"Where?"
"Oh, I guess not." The boy looked around. "Where's my
umbrella? I could have sworn I left it here..." He eyed
Gohan. "Did you take my umbrella?"
"Why would I want that piece of crap?"
The boy glared at Gohan. "Are you sure?"
Gohan, annoyed that the boy thought he could beat him at
his own game said no again and thought about murdering him.
"Well, okay." The boy disappeared into the living room.
"Sorry Gopen but I called dibs on the bathroom first,"
Goku said as he jumped into the bathroom. Gohan waited for
a while for Goku to come out and heard a yell from the
living room. "I don't have your umbrella, man!" A moment
later the boy reappeared.
"Hey," the boy addressed Gohan, "do you know which one of
these doors is the bedroom? I want to search it to make
sure those people don't have my umbrella."
"I don't live here. I'm from hell."
"Oh. Thanks anyway." He dissappeared down the hallway,
opening doors and looking in along the way.
Suddenly, Gohan heard a loud, whiny voice scream from
outside. "WHERE ARE YOU KAKAROT? DO YOU THINK THAT YOU FOOL
ME? HA! YOU DON'T FOOL ME! HA! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN
THERE!" Gohan ran outside to find Krillin, Bulma, and Roshi
being "HA!"ed at by a big burly guy in an ascot with a blue
sweater tied around his waist. He suddenly felt very
uneasy. Krillin and Roshi looked uneasy too.
"HA! You are but a fool in comparison to me! Ha! Where is
Kakarot?" the man demanded of Krillin.
"I don't know any Kakarot, dog!" Krillin cried.
"DOG?! Why, you are the true dog, dog! HA! DOG!"
Goku came out of the house to see what all of the yelling
was about and the instant the man saw him he screeched.
"KAKAROT! HA! THERE YOU ARE!"
"What are you talking about? Do I know you?"
"WHAT!? YOU DO NOT KNOW ME!!! HOW CAN THIS BE! YOU CAN NOT
EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN BROTHER! IT IS I, RADDITZU!"
"WHAT!?! MY BROTHER?!"
"Yes, Kakarot. Since you have forgotten, I will explain to
you very slowly exactly who you are and why you were sent
here. You are not one of these pathetic dogs." Krillin
scowled at him. "You are a Saijin warrior, like me, from
the planet Vegetasei, and you were sent here to destroy
this planet! WHY HAVE YOU NOT!!"
"Master Roshi, is this true?" Goku asked.
"Yes, Goku, I'm afraid it is. I guess I should have told
you before."
"So they call you Goku, eh? No matter, Kakarot. Join me
now and together we will destroy this planet and you won't
have to worry about any of this anymore!"
"Never! These are my friends! I will not betray them! This
is my home now."
"Is this your final decision?"
"Yes!"
"Then... You are worthless... BUT MAYBE THERE IS STILL
HOPE FOR YOUR SON!" And with that, Radditz grabbed the goth
and flew off into the air and out of sight.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GORDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Goku. "DAMNIT! I lost my
kid! Chi-chi's gonna kill me! Wait a minute, maybe she
doesn't have to know... If I can get a ragdoll and paint it
black and maybe put some chains on it-"
"Goku! You have to get your kid back!" shouted Bulma.
"You're right... I HAVE TO GET GOLFHYE BACK!"
"I'm coming wid'you, big G!" said Krillin.
"Me too!" said Roshi. "That kid's creepy, but even he did
not deserve this!"
"Thanks, guys! Let's go!" Goku shouted with glee.
"That's stupid," said a voice they didn't recognize. They
turned around to see a dangerous looking green guy with
antennae. "You don't stand a chance."
"PICCOLO! What are you doing here!" Goku exclaimed.
"If you want to save your son and this planet, you will
need my help. Besides, that weirdo tried to grab my ass when I
passed him on my way here."
"Well, okay. Let's go!"
TO BE CONTINUED IN
CHAPTER 4: KUNG-FU ACTION RADDITZ
By Shinko Itansha
Chapter Three: A Reunion of Brothers
NOTE: If you have not read Chapters 1 and 2 yet, you will
not be permitted to read 3. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
SWEET! I got a review! The Great Destroyer doesn't count
becuase he knows me. I send many thanks to Vilranda,
because just knowing that even one person out there likes
my story is enough to keep me writing. Her story is pretty
good too, but for some reason my computer won't let me post
a review, So I hope she reads this. Sorry.
-IN KAME HOUSE-
"So, how's Chi-chi?" asked Bulma.
"Who?" replied Goku. "Oh yeah, she's good. Do you guys
have a bathroom here?"
Krillin laughed. "What, did you think we crapped in pond?"
"You mean you don't? I mean, uh, that way," Roshi said. He
pointed to the hall.
"How could you not remember that we have a bathroom?"
asked Bulma.
"Yeah, G, what you on?"
"He never told me. " Replied Goku.
"Who?"
"Yamcha."
"Who's Yamcha?"
"He's... Yamcha."
At this Bulma somehow managed to exchange glances with
both Roshi and Krillin at the same time even though they
were sitting on opposite sides of her. This bewilidered
Goku, and after staring blankly for a few minutes he got up
and went down the hall to find the bathroom, thus leaving
his three old friends alone and rather uncomfortable with
Gohan.
"So. You're Goku's kid, huh?" asked Bulma.
"Duuuuhhhhh......." Gohan glared.
"Bling-bling..." Krillin muttered.
"What?"
"Huh?"
"What the hell are you talkin' about!?"
"Just jive'n, little G."
Gohan started to dislike Krillin. He made a mental note to
write some poetry about him getting murdered by a gay
vampire who's mad at the world because his dad is an
alcoholic. He sat there glaring at Krillin for a full hour
and Goku still didn't return. He went to the hall to find
Goku leaning on the wall across from the bathroom. The door
was closed and a light shown underneath it.
"What are you doing, Daddy?"
"Someone's in the bathroom. They had better get done soon
or I will have to use that giant tye-dye bucket over there
instead," Goku said, pointing at the floor. Gohan, not
seeing anything, didn't really want to know.
There was then a flushing sound, and the door opened to
reveal a boy in a yellow and black bandana.
"Oh," he said. "Excuse me, but do you show me the way to
Furinkan High?"
"Where?"
"Oh, I guess not." The boy looked around. "Where's my
umbrella? I could have sworn I left it here..." He eyed
Gohan. "Did you take my umbrella?"
"Why would I want that piece of crap?"
The boy glared at Gohan. "Are you sure?"
Gohan, annoyed that the boy thought he could beat him at
his own game said no again and thought about murdering him.
"Well, okay." The boy disappeared into the living room.
"Sorry Gopen but I called dibs on the bathroom first,"
Goku said as he jumped into the bathroom. Gohan waited for
a while for Goku to come out and heard a yell from the
living room. "I don't have your umbrella, man!" A moment
later the boy reappeared.
"Hey," the boy addressed Gohan, "do you know which one of
these doors is the bedroom? I want to search it to make
sure those people don't have my umbrella."
"I don't live here. I'm from hell."
"Oh. Thanks anyway." He dissappeared down the hallway,
opening doors and looking in along the way.
Suddenly, Gohan heard a loud, whiny voice scream from
outside. "WHERE ARE YOU KAKAROT? DO YOU THINK THAT YOU FOOL
ME? HA! YOU DON'T FOOL ME! HA! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN
THERE!" Gohan ran outside to find Krillin, Bulma, and Roshi
being "HA!"ed at by a big burly guy in an ascot with a blue
sweater tied around his waist. He suddenly felt very
uneasy. Krillin and Roshi looked uneasy too.
"HA! You are but a fool in comparison to me! Ha! Where is
Kakarot?" the man demanded of Krillin.
"I don't know any Kakarot, dog!" Krillin cried.
"DOG?! Why, you are the true dog, dog! HA! DOG!"
Goku came out of the house to see what all of the yelling
was about and the instant the man saw him he screeched.
"KAKAROT! HA! THERE YOU ARE!"
"What are you talking about? Do I know you?"
"WHAT!? YOU DO NOT KNOW ME!!! HOW CAN THIS BE! YOU CAN NOT
EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN BROTHER! IT IS I, RADDITZU!"
"WHAT!?! MY BROTHER?!"
"Yes, Kakarot. Since you have forgotten, I will explain to
you very slowly exactly who you are and why you were sent
here. You are not one of these pathetic dogs." Krillin
scowled at him. "You are a Saijin warrior, like me, from
the planet Vegetasei, and you were sent here to destroy
this planet! WHY HAVE YOU NOT!!"
"Master Roshi, is this true?" Goku asked.
"Yes, Goku, I'm afraid it is. I guess I should have told
you before."
"So they call you Goku, eh? No matter, Kakarot. Join me
now and together we will destroy this planet and you won't
have to worry about any of this anymore!"
"Never! These are my friends! I will not betray them! This
is my home now."
"Is this your final decision?"
"Yes!"
"Then... You are worthless... BUT MAYBE THERE IS STILL
HOPE FOR YOUR SON!" And with that, Radditz grabbed the goth
and flew off into the air and out of sight.
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GORDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Goku. "DAMNIT! I lost my
kid! Chi-chi's gonna kill me! Wait a minute, maybe she
doesn't have to know... If I can get a ragdoll and paint it
black and maybe put some chains on it-"
"Goku! You have to get your kid back!" shouted Bulma.
"You're right... I HAVE TO GET GOLFHYE BACK!"
"I'm coming wid'you, big G!" said Krillin.
"Me too!" said Roshi. "That kid's creepy, but even he did
not deserve this!"
"Thanks, guys! Let's go!" Goku shouted with glee.
"That's stupid," said a voice they didn't recognize. They
turned around to see a dangerous looking green guy with
antennae. "You don't stand a chance."
"PICCOLO! What are you doing here!" Goku exclaimed.
"If you want to save your son and this planet, you will
need my help. Besides, that weirdo tried to grab my ass when I
passed him on my way here."
"Well, okay. Let's go!"
TO BE CONTINUED IN
CHAPTER 4: KUNG-FU ACTION RADDITZ