Disclaimer: Metal Gear Solid NOR Space Ghost NOR FFX, NOR KoF, NOR
anything else are my creations. Except for Myself (Lulu Snake), Dave, C.M.
Crocker, Orlando Bloom (*drools all over keyboard* ^o^; ), Saddam Hussein
(That fucking Bastard.), or any Bands, ( I LUV U X-JAPAN! XOXO). Those are
real people and crap. Don't rip them off from me in a direct sense, or I'll
have Big Boss and Solidus hurt you. And when I say 'Direct Sense', I mean
using them the same way I did, or directly copying MY concept. 'Cause if
that happened, Legs will be broken and Horseheads will be in beds. Ask my
permission first!!! If you ask nicely, I'll gladly let you BORROW the
concept...- Lulu "Snake" Leonhart.
Lulu *whines* Come ONNNNNNNNN! I need Ideas, people!
Snake Yeah, Lulu went with Dorothy, her doggie, Mantis and Ocelot to the Wizard last week and he said that he could only give out one brain a year. It seemed Ocelot was first in line....
Lulu *flips Snake the bird* Anywho, please give me ideas! The same old gags just won't work. Raiden can only sneak in once and it'd be funny...
Raiden o_o; I'm funny?
Snake No, just shut up and look pretty...
Raiden Oh, okay... *turns back to his mirror and begins to apply makeup*
Lulu ^-^; Ooookay, on with the show...
Metal Gear Coast to Coast
Chapter 2 - Liquid's Show!
Mantis *looks at the set* How come Liquid's props are cooler?
Ocelot *sleeps, snoring quite loudly*
Sniper Wolf *walks up, dressed like a housewife, hair pulled back and all*
Mantis *laughs his ass off, pointing*
Sniper *hits Mantis with a frying pan* Shut up you freak!
Mantis @_@;
Liquid Does my hair look good?
Sniper Yes, now shut up, you fag.
Liquid I'm not gay! I'm bisexual.
Sniper *rolls her eyes*
Ocelot *falls out of his chair* No! I don't want to go to school, Mommy!
Liquid *laughs*
Sniper *sighs some* I miss my home... Iraq....
Liquid Sniper.... you remember what day it is today?
Sniper Ummm... the day you get your nails done?
Liquid That's tomorrow.
Sniper The night you crossdress and sing at Gay bars?
Liquid NO, DAMNIT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Sniper *looks at her personal Plan Book* Oh! That is today!
Liquid Ocelot, Mantis, Raven! Bring out the lady's gift!
Sniper *watches as the three men roll out a large cage, covered with a red cloth*
Liquid Happy birthday, my sweet...
Sniper *runs up and uncovers the cage to reveal it having Otacon in it* Oh, wow! And I get to keep him!?
Liquid He is all yours...
Sniper *unlocks the cage and drags the Otaku out, hugging him* I'm gonna name him George!
Otacon *glares at Liquid* I have a name, you know!!!
Sniper It's George, damn it!
Otacon, AKA George Y-Y-Yes, Ma'am.
Lulu *enters*
Liquid The fur will fly.... *grabs some popcorn*
Lulu That's my skinny Otaku-Computer-Nerd-Smart-Cute-Jewish Guy, bitch!
Sniper His name is George!! .;
Lulu His name is Hal Emmerich! And you'd better let him go right now!
Sniper Why?
Lulu 'Cause... .ummm.... uhh...
Liquid *makes a motion with his hands, to tell her to go on*
Lulu Because I'm the author and I said so!
Sniper My ass!
Lulu *uses her Author Powers and kicks Sniper out of Liquid's Show, giving her no pay and making her transfer to Solid Snake's show*
Liquid Ding dong the bitch is gone!
Otacon Praise be to God!
Mantis What does this mean, Lulu?
Lulu It means that Otacon and me are leaving. Sniper and Raiden are co- hosts of Snakes show and you two stay with Liquid and Raven...
Ocelot D-D-Do you know what Liquid will do to us!?
Lulu Yeah, because I write this thing. *pulls down her lower eyelid on her right eye with her middle finger and sticks her tongue out at them* Baka! Baka, no da!?
Wakka *appears out of nowhere* Quit stealing lines! .;
Lulu *punts Wakka to Besaid* I'll see you on tuesday to collect my money, bitch!
Otacon Lulu, your an odd woman.
Lulu *Puts her arms around Otacon and walks off with him*
Transmission Interrupted
Solid Snake Sniper! Control your pets!
Sniper I can't!
Raiden *kicks back behind the keyboard and drinks a beer, combing his wig collection*
Snake Good god.... I'm going to have to talk to Lulu about my contract later. *flips through it* This does not say anything about Wolf-Dogs running through the studio!
Raiden *watches one of his wigs get taken by a Wolf-Dog, then screams and cries like a little girl*
Snake *sighs and doesn't pay attention*
Transmission Recieved
Beavis (Mantis) FIRE! FIRE!
Butt-head (Ocelot) Huhhuhuhuhuh... shut up, Beavis...
Mantis NUUUUUUU!!! MORE FIRE! *holds a lighter*
Liquid You two are begining to really get on my nerves....
Raven O_o;
Liquid What say you, Shaman?
Raven Snake not belong in a studio with two Pyro freaks....
Kimarhi *appears, slapping Raven with a lawsuit for being ripped off*
Liquid Damn it, man. This is worse than Jay and Silent Bob....
End
Announcer Guy How.... how much does it say in my contract? Oh, oh yeah.... *clears throat* Next time on Jay and Silent Bob... *gets elbowed in the ribs by Lulu* ....I mean, next time on M.G.C.2.C.
Cuts to a scene
Sniper Raiden, why don't you just get implants?
Raiden Too expensive.... plus, I'm not gay. I have a wife...
Snake *coughs-ITSACOVERUP-coughs*
Cuts scene End
Lulu *whines* Come ONNNNNNNNN! I need Ideas, people!
Snake Yeah, Lulu went with Dorothy, her doggie, Mantis and Ocelot to the Wizard last week and he said that he could only give out one brain a year. It seemed Ocelot was first in line....
Lulu *flips Snake the bird* Anywho, please give me ideas! The same old gags just won't work. Raiden can only sneak in once and it'd be funny...
Raiden o_o; I'm funny?
Snake No, just shut up and look pretty...
Raiden Oh, okay... *turns back to his mirror and begins to apply makeup*
Lulu ^-^; Ooookay, on with the show...
Metal Gear Coast to Coast
Chapter 2 - Liquid's Show!
Mantis *looks at the set* How come Liquid's props are cooler?
Ocelot *sleeps, snoring quite loudly*
Sniper Wolf *walks up, dressed like a housewife, hair pulled back and all*
Mantis *laughs his ass off, pointing*
Sniper *hits Mantis with a frying pan* Shut up you freak!
Mantis @_@;
Liquid Does my hair look good?
Sniper Yes, now shut up, you fag.
Liquid I'm not gay! I'm bisexual.
Sniper *rolls her eyes*
Ocelot *falls out of his chair* No! I don't want to go to school, Mommy!
Liquid *laughs*
Sniper *sighs some* I miss my home... Iraq....
Liquid Sniper.... you remember what day it is today?
Sniper Ummm... the day you get your nails done?
Liquid That's tomorrow.
Sniper The night you crossdress and sing at Gay bars?
Liquid NO, DAMNIT! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!
Sniper *looks at her personal Plan Book* Oh! That is today!
Liquid Ocelot, Mantis, Raven! Bring out the lady's gift!
Sniper *watches as the three men roll out a large cage, covered with a red cloth*
Liquid Happy birthday, my sweet...
Sniper *runs up and uncovers the cage to reveal it having Otacon in it* Oh, wow! And I get to keep him!?
Liquid He is all yours...
Sniper *unlocks the cage and drags the Otaku out, hugging him* I'm gonna name him George!
Otacon *glares at Liquid* I have a name, you know!!!
Sniper It's George, damn it!
Otacon, AKA George Y-Y-Yes, Ma'am.
Lulu *enters*
Liquid The fur will fly.... *grabs some popcorn*
Lulu That's my skinny Otaku-Computer-Nerd-Smart-Cute-Jewish Guy, bitch!
Sniper His name is George!! .;
Lulu His name is Hal Emmerich! And you'd better let him go right now!
Sniper Why?
Lulu 'Cause... .ummm.... uhh...
Liquid *makes a motion with his hands, to tell her to go on*
Lulu Because I'm the author and I said so!
Sniper My ass!
Lulu *uses her Author Powers and kicks Sniper out of Liquid's Show, giving her no pay and making her transfer to Solid Snake's show*
Liquid Ding dong the bitch is gone!
Otacon Praise be to God!
Mantis What does this mean, Lulu?
Lulu It means that Otacon and me are leaving. Sniper and Raiden are co- hosts of Snakes show and you two stay with Liquid and Raven...
Ocelot D-D-Do you know what Liquid will do to us!?
Lulu Yeah, because I write this thing. *pulls down her lower eyelid on her right eye with her middle finger and sticks her tongue out at them* Baka! Baka, no da!?
Wakka *appears out of nowhere* Quit stealing lines! .;
Lulu *punts Wakka to Besaid* I'll see you on tuesday to collect my money, bitch!
Otacon Lulu, your an odd woman.
Lulu *Puts her arms around Otacon and walks off with him*
Transmission Interrupted
Solid Snake Sniper! Control your pets!
Sniper I can't!
Raiden *kicks back behind the keyboard and drinks a beer, combing his wig collection*
Snake Good god.... I'm going to have to talk to Lulu about my contract later. *flips through it* This does not say anything about Wolf-Dogs running through the studio!
Raiden *watches one of his wigs get taken by a Wolf-Dog, then screams and cries like a little girl*
Snake *sighs and doesn't pay attention*
Transmission Recieved
Beavis (Mantis) FIRE! FIRE!
Butt-head (Ocelot) Huhhuhuhuhuh... shut up, Beavis...
Mantis NUUUUUUU!!! MORE FIRE! *holds a lighter*
Liquid You two are begining to really get on my nerves....
Raven O_o;
Liquid What say you, Shaman?
Raven Snake not belong in a studio with two Pyro freaks....
Kimarhi *appears, slapping Raven with a lawsuit for being ripped off*
Liquid Damn it, man. This is worse than Jay and Silent Bob....
End
Announcer Guy How.... how much does it say in my contract? Oh, oh yeah.... *clears throat* Next time on Jay and Silent Bob... *gets elbowed in the ribs by Lulu* ....I mean, next time on M.G.C.2.C.
Cuts to a scene
Sniper Raiden, why don't you just get implants?
Raiden Too expensive.... plus, I'm not gay. I have a wife...
Snake *coughs-ITSACOVERUP-coughs*
Cuts scene End