Disclaimer: Metal Gear Solid NOR Space Ghost NOR FFX, NOR KoF, NOR
anything else are my creations. Except for Myself (Lulu Snake), Dave, C.M.
Crocker, Orlando Bloom (*drools all over keyboard* ^o^; ), Saddam Hussein
(That fucking Bastard.), or any Bands, ( I LUV U X-JAPAN! XOXO). Those are
real people and crap. Don't rip them off from me in a direct sense, or I'll
have Big Boss and Solidus hurt you. And when I say 'Direct Sense', I mean
using them the same way I did, or directly copying MY concept. 'Cause if
that happened, Legs will be broken and Horseheads will be in beds. Ask my
permission first!!! If you ask nicely, I'll gladly let you BORROW the
concept...- Lulu "Snake" Leonhart.
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LuLu Hey everyone! Welcome to my third instal---
Dave ^o^;
LuLu OH, YEAH! Meet Dave, my boyfriend!!
Snake You have a boyfriend, Lu? Christ! Your so cute, I wanted to hook up!
LuLu ^^; Snake, your old enough to be my Dad!
LuLu's Dad You put your hands on my little girl and I'll make you wish you were gay!
Snake O.O!!! *Hides in Cardboard Box*
LuLu *sweatdrop* Daddy, I could have said it myself.
Dave O.O
LuLu Anyhow..... to the fic!
Metal Gear Coast to Coast
Chapter 3 - Idiots, Zombies and guns, oh my!
Narrative In the 'top secret' location of Solid Snake's studio in Times Square.... just above the Star Bucks, you can't miss it, really. I mean, everyone goes to Star---- *BLAM!*
Snake SILENCE!
LuLu GOOD JOB! THAT'S THE SECOND FUCKING ONE THIS WEEK!
Wolf *yawns and shakes her head*
Raiden ..........
Snake ....sorry, LuLu.
LuLu It's coming outta yer monthly pay, asshole! *stomps out of the studio angerly*
Snake Welcome to the show, folks. I'm your host, Solid--
Raiden They know who you are, you dumb old bastard....
Wolf Ouch.
Snake I'm gonna come over there and kick your sorry ass, son! VR Dumbass!
Raiden Bite me, you queer!
Snake ....!?
Wolf Our guests are here, Snake.
Snake Oooo.... Jay and Silent Bob!
Jay Fuckin' rock! It's my favorite guy, Solid Snake! How the fuck are you, you fucking mother fucker!?
Silent Bob .........
Snake I'm doin' good, man. I ain't seen ya in a while. Since that party in L.A.
Jay Fuck yeah. That was when Hal got wasted like a mother fucker and had sex with Wolfie! How is that sexy bitch?
Snake Otacon is fine...
Silent Bob *makes hand motions*
Jay Snake isn't gay, Fatass!
Wolf -.-; Jill Valentine is here, Snake. *flicks Jay and Silent Bob off the screen*
Jill *appears on the screen*
Zombies *wander in*
Raiden *screams like a small girl and hides*
Jill It seems Raccoon isn't the only place that felt the pain of Umbrella, huh?
Snake Hang on, Jill. *Pulls SOCOM and begins to shoot randomly at various Zombies*
Zombies *all die* X.x;
Jill *screams as Nemesis roars* I-I gotta go!
Wolf Ach....
Raiden Is it safe?
Transmission Intercepted
Jesse What does mine say!?
Chester SWEET! Dude, what does mine say!?
Jesse DUDE! Sweet, what does mine say!?
Chester It says 'Sweet', dude! What does mine say?
Jesse It says 'Dude'. What does mine say?
Chester SWEET!!
Jesse DUDE!!!
Ocelot I love this movie. I hope they come out with a sequel...
Liquid *is on his knees, as if praying* God.... if you truly exist.... please do NOT allow Hollywood to make a sequel to 'Dude! Where's my car?'
Transmission Recieved
Snake Raiden, you are so gay...
Raiden I am not!
Wolf ......
Snake Why do you wear fucking wigs!?
Raiden So? I like to look like a little girl...
Snake Well, you fit the part! You act like one!
Wolf *sighs*
Snake ....LIAR!!!
Wolf Your too fucking flat to make anyone believe your a woman, Raiden. Quit fooling yourself. Your a man!! A MAN!!!
Snake *spins his SOCOM on his finger*
Raiden u.u; *combs his red wig*
Wolf Raiden, why don't you just get implants?
Raiden Too exspensive..... plus, I'm not gay. I have a wife.
Snake *cough-IT'SACOVERUP-cough*
Raiden What are you suggesting?
Wolf That Rose is a lesbian!
Narrator Is she, really!?
Raiden ......SHE IS NOT!!!
Snake *snickers* Touche, Raiden.
Otacon *walks in* Snake, you owe me a duel in King of Fighters!
LuLu Hal, damn it..... I could always bring in the people you guys like!
Snake Really? Then you could bring in that badass Yamazaki and have him punk my Bro?
LuLu It'll come outta your pay. Yamazaki isn't a cheap guy to get, ya know!?
Otacon Iori is my friend. I fixed his computer, so he'll come in for me.
Iori ¬.¬; That woman Wolf scares me. LuLu..... uhh... you should hook her up with Terry.
LuLu That means she would die in an unfortunate accident.
Raiden REALLY!?
LuLu Yep.
Iori Well, if you go by the laws of.... uhhh... what was that other game that they're in, the one that sucks?
Otacon Fatal Fury, Iori.
Kyo YAGAMI! YOU OWE ME A NEW JACKET! *charges Iori*
LuLu *pimp smacks Kyo to Tattooine* Say hello to Chewbacca for me, Bitch Boy!
Iori LuLu, have you considered entering the King of Fighters Tourney?
LuLu You think I'm KoF material?
Iori Hai. ^.^;
Snake *sinks down in his chair* I don't get paid enough for this crap....
LuLu Damn right! Underpaid is the way! Didn't you read your contract?
Snake .....dammit. Now I know I gotta get glasses....
LuLu Dumbass. Anyhow, the showtime is over!
Snake ......!?
Raiden Now I can go to that gay bar...
Wolf *points and screams* I knew it!
End Transmission
Narrator Next time of Dragon Ball Z!!!
LuLu Iori!
Iori *screams and sets the Narrator on fire*
Narrator I mean, next time on Metal Gear Coast to Coast....!
Transmission End
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LuLu Hey everyone! Welcome to my third instal---
Dave ^o^;
LuLu OH, YEAH! Meet Dave, my boyfriend!!
Snake You have a boyfriend, Lu? Christ! Your so cute, I wanted to hook up!
LuLu ^^; Snake, your old enough to be my Dad!
LuLu's Dad You put your hands on my little girl and I'll make you wish you were gay!
Snake O.O!!! *Hides in Cardboard Box*
LuLu *sweatdrop* Daddy, I could have said it myself.
Dave O.O
LuLu Anyhow..... to the fic!
Metal Gear Coast to Coast
Chapter 3 - Idiots, Zombies and guns, oh my!
Narrative In the 'top secret' location of Solid Snake's studio in Times Square.... just above the Star Bucks, you can't miss it, really. I mean, everyone goes to Star---- *BLAM!*
Snake SILENCE!
LuLu GOOD JOB! THAT'S THE SECOND FUCKING ONE THIS WEEK!
Wolf *yawns and shakes her head*
Raiden ..........
Snake ....sorry, LuLu.
LuLu It's coming outta yer monthly pay, asshole! *stomps out of the studio angerly*
Snake Welcome to the show, folks. I'm your host, Solid--
Raiden They know who you are, you dumb old bastard....
Wolf Ouch.
Snake I'm gonna come over there and kick your sorry ass, son! VR Dumbass!
Raiden Bite me, you queer!
Snake ....!?
Wolf Our guests are here, Snake.
Snake Oooo.... Jay and Silent Bob!
Jay Fuckin' rock! It's my favorite guy, Solid Snake! How the fuck are you, you fucking mother fucker!?
Silent Bob .........
Snake I'm doin' good, man. I ain't seen ya in a while. Since that party in L.A.
Jay Fuck yeah. That was when Hal got wasted like a mother fucker and had sex with Wolfie! How is that sexy bitch?
Snake Otacon is fine...
Silent Bob *makes hand motions*
Jay Snake isn't gay, Fatass!
Wolf -.-; Jill Valentine is here, Snake. *flicks Jay and Silent Bob off the screen*
Jill *appears on the screen*
Zombies *wander in*
Raiden *screams like a small girl and hides*
Jill It seems Raccoon isn't the only place that felt the pain of Umbrella, huh?
Snake Hang on, Jill. *Pulls SOCOM and begins to shoot randomly at various Zombies*
Zombies *all die* X.x;
Jill *screams as Nemesis roars* I-I gotta go!
Wolf Ach....
Raiden Is it safe?
Transmission Intercepted
Jesse What does mine say!?
Chester SWEET! Dude, what does mine say!?
Jesse DUDE! Sweet, what does mine say!?
Chester It says 'Sweet', dude! What does mine say?
Jesse It says 'Dude'. What does mine say?
Chester SWEET!!
Jesse DUDE!!!
Ocelot I love this movie. I hope they come out with a sequel...
Liquid *is on his knees, as if praying* God.... if you truly exist.... please do NOT allow Hollywood to make a sequel to 'Dude! Where's my car?'
Transmission Recieved
Snake Raiden, you are so gay...
Raiden I am not!
Wolf ......
Snake Why do you wear fucking wigs!?
Raiden So? I like to look like a little girl...
Snake Well, you fit the part! You act like one!
Wolf *sighs*
Snake ....LIAR!!!
Wolf Your too fucking flat to make anyone believe your a woman, Raiden. Quit fooling yourself. Your a man!! A MAN!!!
Snake *spins his SOCOM on his finger*
Raiden u.u; *combs his red wig*
Wolf Raiden, why don't you just get implants?
Raiden Too exspensive..... plus, I'm not gay. I have a wife.
Snake *cough-IT'SACOVERUP-cough*
Raiden What are you suggesting?
Wolf That Rose is a lesbian!
Narrator Is she, really!?
Raiden ......SHE IS NOT!!!
Snake *snickers* Touche, Raiden.
Otacon *walks in* Snake, you owe me a duel in King of Fighters!
LuLu Hal, damn it..... I could always bring in the people you guys like!
Snake Really? Then you could bring in that badass Yamazaki and have him punk my Bro?
LuLu It'll come outta your pay. Yamazaki isn't a cheap guy to get, ya know!?
Otacon Iori is my friend. I fixed his computer, so he'll come in for me.
Iori ¬.¬; That woman Wolf scares me. LuLu..... uhh... you should hook her up with Terry.
LuLu That means she would die in an unfortunate accident.
Raiden REALLY!?
LuLu Yep.
Iori Well, if you go by the laws of.... uhhh... what was that other game that they're in, the one that sucks?
Otacon Fatal Fury, Iori.
Kyo YAGAMI! YOU OWE ME A NEW JACKET! *charges Iori*
LuLu *pimp smacks Kyo to Tattooine* Say hello to Chewbacca for me, Bitch Boy!
Iori LuLu, have you considered entering the King of Fighters Tourney?
LuLu You think I'm KoF material?
Iori Hai. ^.^;
Snake *sinks down in his chair* I don't get paid enough for this crap....
LuLu Damn right! Underpaid is the way! Didn't you read your contract?
Snake .....dammit. Now I know I gotta get glasses....
LuLu Dumbass. Anyhow, the showtime is over!
Snake ......!?
Raiden Now I can go to that gay bar...
Wolf *points and screams* I knew it!
End Transmission
Narrator Next time of Dragon Ball Z!!!
LuLu Iori!
Iori *screams and sets the Narrator on fire*
Narrator I mean, next time on Metal Gear Coast to Coast....!
Transmission End