Disclaimer: Metal Gear Solid NOR Space Ghost NOR FFX, NOR KoF, NOR anything
else are my creations. Except for Myself (Lulu Snake), Dave, C.M. Crocker,
Orlando Bloom (*drools all over keyboard* ^o^; ), Saddam Hussein (That
fucking Bastard.), or any Bands, ( I LUV U X-JAPAN! XOXO). Those are real
people and crap. Don't rip them off from me in a direct sense, or I'll have
Big Boss and Solidus hurt you. And when I say 'Direct Sense', I mean using
them the same way I did, or directly copying MY concept. 'Cause if that
happened, Legs will be broken and Horseheads will be in beds. Ask my
permission first!!! If you ask nicely, I'll gladly let you BORROW the
concept...- Lulu "Snake" Leonhart.
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Lulu *screams bloody murder as she runs from a flaked out Jecht* Ayyyiiieeeeeeee!
Jecht Come back here, you!
Dave *watches, confused*
Iori *does the same*
Dave Iori, do something!
Iori ......what should I do? *prods Kyo's dead body with a stick*
Jecht *still chases the screaming Lulu*
Lulu *dives behind Iori*
Iori !?
Jecht *attacks Iori*
Dave *pulls Lulu to safety* What's this all about?
Snake *munches on Pringles that have 'Jecht's Chips' written on the canister*
Lulu Jecht! There are your chips!
Jecht *attacks Snake*
Snake *tosses the canister to Raiden and watches him get slaghtered*
Chapter 4 - In the Real World, nothing costs less than 50 cents!
Lulu *is sitting in Raiden's place, reading a book about Canada*
Snake *brushes his mullet*
Sniper *drinks a soda*
Lulu Why do I have to replace that idiot Raiden?
Snake Because Jecht mauled him.... then Kimahri used him as a Kitty Toy...
Lulu .....you know, Snake, this is all YOUR fault.
Snake Is not.
Lulu Is too...
Snake Is not...
Lulu Is too...
Dave -.-;
Sniper -.-;;
Snake Is not...
Lulu *throws a pie at Snake* Is too!
Snake *gets hit in the face with the pie... pulls the tin off his face* .....mmmm.... oreo crust...
Dave Good shot, Lu...
Lulu I learned from Wakka, ya? *points to Wakka*
Wakka *scrubs the studio floor infront of Lulu* The things I do for love, ya?
Snake Hey, what happened to Iori?
Lulu He has a part time job, delivering Pizza, remember?
Snake Ooooh, yeah, I remember!
Lulu Need something to do to keep this show from goin' broke, ya?
Sniper Yeah, including underpaying the employees....
Lulu Be greatful you get paid, Otacon stealer!!
Sniper *points to the cage containing Hwoarang from Tekken, more over, Tekken 4* I own him now. He's MY bitch....
Hwoarang I'm going to kill Jin when I get out of here and kill you, you whore!
Otacon -.-; Trying to make me jealous?
Sniper Is it working?
Hwoarang Is Raiden really gone?
Lulu Do you like my socks?
Snake Do you like my gun?
Dave Why is everyone asking questions?
Iori *walks in* Did someone order a pizza? *is in a Pizza Hut Uniform*
Otacon Oooo.... I did!
Lulu You broke the chain, Otacon, you lose!
Otacon -.-; Not again.
Dave This was a game?
Lulu It was, wasn't it?
Snake Do you like my gun?
Sniper Uhh..... you said that already....
Hwoarang You lose, whore!
Sniper ......
Hwoarang Does anyone have any hair gel?
Dave What do you need it for?
Transmission Interupted
Yoda Use the Force, Luke....
Ocelot Yeah, use the Force....
Mantis Duct tape is like the Force. There is a Light side and a Dark side. And it binds the Universe together...
Liquid Oooo.... I'll have to write that one down. Wisely said, Padawan Mantis....
Ocelot Shaddup!!!
Transmission Recieved
Dave I lose!?
Lulu Yeah, honey. I'm sorry.....
Snake Do you like my gun?
Sniper *tries to cuddle Hwoarang*
Hwoarang Go after Paul.... he's older...
Sniper But.... but...
Hwoarang *dashes away, screaming like a lunatic* I'M FREE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Iori *sweatdrops* Thank you and order from Pizza Hut.... *slides to the door and makes a hasty exit*
Snake *yawns* This is the way I wash my gun, wash my gun, wash my gun....
Doorbell Rings
Lulu Since when have we had a doorbell?
Dave Your the writer, sweetie.
Lulu Oh, I forgot.... *goes to the proverbial 'door' and opens it up*
Paul Hwoarang told me there was a party....
Snake DUDE! Issat you, Pheonix, you bastard!?
Paul *hauls in a keg* Yep....
Lulu No Keg! No, no, no!!!!
Wakka She's gonna get pissed, ya?
Paul I can pay her off...
Lulu How much are we talking?
Paul *hands Lulu a random handful of money* Make use of that, babycakes...
Lulu $.$ Righty-o, Paul-san...
Snake Where'd you get all that money....?
Paul Errr.... *looks around* ....I knew she'd be uptight about it...
Dave ......don't talk about my Lulu like that! .;
Paul *sweatdrops* Dave, buddy, you need to chill. Here, tell me where to put this keg...
Lulu *drags Sniper and Hwoarang from the back* We're going shopping....!!
Hwoarang Yeah.... I get to watch them try on bathing suits.... ^____________________^;;
Dave, Snake, Paul and Otacon O.O!!!!!! But...! But...! *they all watch as the lucky bastard Hwoarang goes with the girls*
Snake *sighs* God damn you, Paul....
Paul We have beer.
Otacon And anime!
Dave Trigun?
Paul SAILOR MOON!?
Otacon I didn't know you liked Sailor Moon?
Paul Yeah, Sailor Jupiter's my fave... ^o^;;
Snake I'm scared. I'm gonna look up some hentai...
Dave *pulls out a Mallet and slams Snake with it* Baka..... BAKA!!!!
Otacon Your picking up on Japanese well, Dave.
Dave Nippon Ichi!!
Mai Shiranui *cries* You ripped me off!
Terry Bogard *sighs* Gimme some beer, Paul. This is gonna be a long night....
Three Hours later....
Mai *cries still* YOUR A MEANIE PANTS RIP-OFF!!!!
Terry, Paul and Snake *drunkenly sing "Big Balls" by AC/DC*
Dave and Otacon *attempt to watch the Tekken movie over Mai's crying and the drunken singing* -.-;;;
Lulu and Sniper *arrive with a hundred bags between them, but no Hwoarang is to be found*
Jin *drags Hwoarang's body and a few bags*
Lulu Jin, go take Hwoarang-ypoo to the Hospital....
Jin I'll charge the bill to my Grandpa's account. =D
Lulu *hugs him* You've learned, Jin.
Jin *strolls off, still dragging Hwoarang*
Lulu Daaaaaave...! Haaaaaaaaaal!!!
Dave and Otacon *sit there like Zombies, watching Tekken*
Transmission Interrupted
Kazuya I will kill you, Father....
Liquid, Mantis and Ocelot *bust out laughing all at once*
Raven o_o; What so funny, Snake, Mantis and Ocelot?
Liquid *is laughing to hard to speak*
Ocelot This guy has taken too much Crack, man..... he's lost it.
Raven *shakes his head and goes back to listening to his J-Pop* ^__________________^
Transmission Recieved
Lulu and Sniper o.o;
Mai *still cries, throwing fans at Dave's head*
Dave ; Stoppit.... Ouch! ....you... Ouch! ....whore!
Lulu *tackles Mai and beats the living crap out of her* !!! Don't hit my Dave....!
Paul *hoses them both down*
All the Males O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave *loses the wide eyes and pulls out Lulu's mallet and slams all the men in the head with it*
Jecht *eats his chips, then throws the canister at Paul* Time to go beat up on Tidus. See ya tomorrow, Lu-Tits...
Dave O.O!!!!
LuLu Oh, Yevon. You opened a can of whoop-ass, Jecht...
Jecht *Uses Snake as a shield as he runs from Dave and the Mallet* Aiiiiyyyyeee!!!!
LuLu *cries* I hate all you bastards!!! This show is over!!!!
Transmission End
Transmission Recieved
Albert Wesker Voiceover Do you like action? Adventure? Getting your flesh torn off by Zombies? Well then you'll love Raccoon City!!
Rebecca O.o! Albert, if your trying to up the Tourism here, don't mention the Zombies! For the love of Orochi, if something has to be done right, I guess a woman has to do it, eh!?
Albert I don't believe in false advertisement, Rebecca. It's cruel and to say the least very illegal....
Rebecca Your mind sometimes is very eluding to me. Why would you want people to come back...?
Albert Killing Zombies and Lickers isn't much fun, you know?
Rebecca Your a sick, twisted man....
Albert But I'm dead sexy!!! *poses all Saiya Man like*
Rebecca Take a long walk off a short pier, loser. *walks away*
Albert *still poses like a moron, then sweatdrops as a Tumbleweed rolls by* Soooooooooooo! Come to Raccoon City today and get a free guide and map!!
Male Voiceover Raccoon City, H.C.F. and Umbrella Inc. are not responsible for the actions of this nutcase shown. If your foolish enough to actually GO, then your ass deserves to die for being a stupid fuck anyway. Remember, Guns don't kill, Stupidity does. *this is said all fast and fine- printylike...*
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Lulu *screams bloody murder as she runs from a flaked out Jecht* Ayyyiiieeeeeeee!
Jecht Come back here, you!
Dave *watches, confused*
Iori *does the same*
Dave Iori, do something!
Iori ......what should I do? *prods Kyo's dead body with a stick*
Jecht *still chases the screaming Lulu*
Lulu *dives behind Iori*
Iori !?
Jecht *attacks Iori*
Dave *pulls Lulu to safety* What's this all about?
Snake *munches on Pringles that have 'Jecht's Chips' written on the canister*
Lulu Jecht! There are your chips!
Jecht *attacks Snake*
Snake *tosses the canister to Raiden and watches him get slaghtered*
Chapter 4 - In the Real World, nothing costs less than 50 cents!
Lulu *is sitting in Raiden's place, reading a book about Canada*
Snake *brushes his mullet*
Sniper *drinks a soda*
Lulu Why do I have to replace that idiot Raiden?
Snake Because Jecht mauled him.... then Kimahri used him as a Kitty Toy...
Lulu .....you know, Snake, this is all YOUR fault.
Snake Is not.
Lulu Is too...
Snake Is not...
Lulu Is too...
Dave -.-;
Sniper -.-;;
Snake Is not...
Lulu *throws a pie at Snake* Is too!
Snake *gets hit in the face with the pie... pulls the tin off his face* .....mmmm.... oreo crust...
Dave Good shot, Lu...
Lulu I learned from Wakka, ya? *points to Wakka*
Wakka *scrubs the studio floor infront of Lulu* The things I do for love, ya?
Snake Hey, what happened to Iori?
Lulu He has a part time job, delivering Pizza, remember?
Snake Ooooh, yeah, I remember!
Lulu Need something to do to keep this show from goin' broke, ya?
Sniper Yeah, including underpaying the employees....
Lulu Be greatful you get paid, Otacon stealer!!
Sniper *points to the cage containing Hwoarang from Tekken, more over, Tekken 4* I own him now. He's MY bitch....
Hwoarang I'm going to kill Jin when I get out of here and kill you, you whore!
Otacon -.-; Trying to make me jealous?
Sniper Is it working?
Hwoarang Is Raiden really gone?
Lulu Do you like my socks?
Snake Do you like my gun?
Dave Why is everyone asking questions?
Iori *walks in* Did someone order a pizza? *is in a Pizza Hut Uniform*
Otacon Oooo.... I did!
Lulu You broke the chain, Otacon, you lose!
Otacon -.-; Not again.
Dave This was a game?
Lulu It was, wasn't it?
Snake Do you like my gun?
Sniper Uhh..... you said that already....
Hwoarang You lose, whore!
Sniper ......
Hwoarang Does anyone have any hair gel?
Dave What do you need it for?
Transmission Interupted
Yoda Use the Force, Luke....
Ocelot Yeah, use the Force....
Mantis Duct tape is like the Force. There is a Light side and a Dark side. And it binds the Universe together...
Liquid Oooo.... I'll have to write that one down. Wisely said, Padawan Mantis....
Ocelot Shaddup!!!
Transmission Recieved
Dave I lose!?
Lulu Yeah, honey. I'm sorry.....
Snake Do you like my gun?
Sniper *tries to cuddle Hwoarang*
Hwoarang Go after Paul.... he's older...
Sniper But.... but...
Hwoarang *dashes away, screaming like a lunatic* I'M FREE!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Iori *sweatdrops* Thank you and order from Pizza Hut.... *slides to the door and makes a hasty exit*
Snake *yawns* This is the way I wash my gun, wash my gun, wash my gun....
Doorbell Rings
Lulu Since when have we had a doorbell?
Dave Your the writer, sweetie.
Lulu Oh, I forgot.... *goes to the proverbial 'door' and opens it up*
Paul Hwoarang told me there was a party....
Snake DUDE! Issat you, Pheonix, you bastard!?
Paul *hauls in a keg* Yep....
Lulu No Keg! No, no, no!!!!
Wakka She's gonna get pissed, ya?
Paul I can pay her off...
Lulu How much are we talking?
Paul *hands Lulu a random handful of money* Make use of that, babycakes...
Lulu $.$ Righty-o, Paul-san...
Snake Where'd you get all that money....?
Paul Errr.... *looks around* ....I knew she'd be uptight about it...
Dave ......don't talk about my Lulu like that! .;
Paul *sweatdrops* Dave, buddy, you need to chill. Here, tell me where to put this keg...
Lulu *drags Sniper and Hwoarang from the back* We're going shopping....!!
Hwoarang Yeah.... I get to watch them try on bathing suits.... ^____________________^;;
Dave, Snake, Paul and Otacon O.O!!!!!! But...! But...! *they all watch as the lucky bastard Hwoarang goes with the girls*
Snake *sighs* God damn you, Paul....
Paul We have beer.
Otacon And anime!
Dave Trigun?
Paul SAILOR MOON!?
Otacon I didn't know you liked Sailor Moon?
Paul Yeah, Sailor Jupiter's my fave... ^o^;;
Snake I'm scared. I'm gonna look up some hentai...
Dave *pulls out a Mallet and slams Snake with it* Baka..... BAKA!!!!
Otacon Your picking up on Japanese well, Dave.
Dave Nippon Ichi!!
Mai Shiranui *cries* You ripped me off!
Terry Bogard *sighs* Gimme some beer, Paul. This is gonna be a long night....
Three Hours later....
Mai *cries still* YOUR A MEANIE PANTS RIP-OFF!!!!
Terry, Paul and Snake *drunkenly sing "Big Balls" by AC/DC*
Dave and Otacon *attempt to watch the Tekken movie over Mai's crying and the drunken singing* -.-;;;
Lulu and Sniper *arrive with a hundred bags between them, but no Hwoarang is to be found*
Jin *drags Hwoarang's body and a few bags*
Lulu Jin, go take Hwoarang-ypoo to the Hospital....
Jin I'll charge the bill to my Grandpa's account. =D
Lulu *hugs him* You've learned, Jin.
Jin *strolls off, still dragging Hwoarang*
Lulu Daaaaaave...! Haaaaaaaaaal!!!
Dave and Otacon *sit there like Zombies, watching Tekken*
Transmission Interrupted
Kazuya I will kill you, Father....
Liquid, Mantis and Ocelot *bust out laughing all at once*
Raven o_o; What so funny, Snake, Mantis and Ocelot?
Liquid *is laughing to hard to speak*
Ocelot This guy has taken too much Crack, man..... he's lost it.
Raven *shakes his head and goes back to listening to his J-Pop* ^__________________^
Transmission Recieved
Lulu and Sniper o.o;
Mai *still cries, throwing fans at Dave's head*
Dave ; Stoppit.... Ouch! ....you... Ouch! ....whore!
Lulu *tackles Mai and beats the living crap out of her* !!! Don't hit my Dave....!
Paul *hoses them both down*
All the Males O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave *loses the wide eyes and pulls out Lulu's mallet and slams all the men in the head with it*
Jecht *eats his chips, then throws the canister at Paul* Time to go beat up on Tidus. See ya tomorrow, Lu-Tits...
Dave O.O!!!!
LuLu Oh, Yevon. You opened a can of whoop-ass, Jecht...
Jecht *Uses Snake as a shield as he runs from Dave and the Mallet* Aiiiiyyyyeee!!!!
LuLu *cries* I hate all you bastards!!! This show is over!!!!
Transmission End
Transmission Recieved
Albert Wesker Voiceover Do you like action? Adventure? Getting your flesh torn off by Zombies? Well then you'll love Raccoon City!!
Rebecca O.o! Albert, if your trying to up the Tourism here, don't mention the Zombies! For the love of Orochi, if something has to be done right, I guess a woman has to do it, eh!?
Albert I don't believe in false advertisement, Rebecca. It's cruel and to say the least very illegal....
Rebecca Your mind sometimes is very eluding to me. Why would you want people to come back...?
Albert Killing Zombies and Lickers isn't much fun, you know?
Rebecca Your a sick, twisted man....
Albert But I'm dead sexy!!! *poses all Saiya Man like*
Rebecca Take a long walk off a short pier, loser. *walks away*
Albert *still poses like a moron, then sweatdrops as a Tumbleweed rolls by* Soooooooooooo! Come to Raccoon City today and get a free guide and map!!
Male Voiceover Raccoon City, H.C.F. and Umbrella Inc. are not responsible for the actions of this nutcase shown. If your foolish enough to actually GO, then your ass deserves to die for being a stupid fuck anyway. Remember, Guns don't kill, Stupidity does. *this is said all fast and fine- printylike...*