Title: WWF big brother

Rating: NC-17

Author: Anikathepen

Disclaimer: I don't own anything at all, not even my shoes, they belong to my sister but I'm borrowing them without asking for today 'cos I really like them and they've got little straps on and they're silver and they're high heeled and really nice and…

Author: righto! We are going to take 20 superstars, stick them in a house for a few months, periodically vote people off and offer $1,000,000 to the winner… what do you mean that's not original? I'll show you…

Cast : 1.The Rock

2.Trish

3.Edge

4.Christian

5.Matt Hardy

6.Jeff Hardy

7.Lita

8. Rhyno

9. Bubba ray Dudley

10. D'von Dudley

11. Spike Dudley

12. Jazz

13. Vince

14. Shane

15. Linda

16. Stephanie

17. Chris Jericho

18. Test

19. Undertaker

20. Austin





Day 1.

Author. Alright everybody! Lets meet our contestants, introduce yourself everyone.

Rock: I'm Dwayne Johnson, I work as a chef in pizza parlour if ya smeeeeeeelllllll what I'm cooking

Trish: I'm Trish, I'm a secretary at McMahon empires inc.

Edge: I'm Edge, I hate Christian

Christian: I'm Christian, I hate Edge

Matt: I'm Matt and I want to be a wrestler. (background laughter) and I will be OK.

Jeff: I'm Jeff and I like fishsticks

Lita: I'm Amy and I also want to be a wrestler, like him. (she smiles at Matt)

Rhyno: I'm Rhyno and I work at the zoo.

BRDudley: I'm Bubba and I'm a carpenter, I make tables.

D'von: So do I.

Spike: Don't forget me guys! Guys?

Jazz: I'm Jazz and I'm in the army.

Vince: I'm Vince Mcmahon dammit I own mcmahon empires

Shane: I'm Shane, I work for mcmahon empires

Stephanie: I'm stephanie I work for mcmahon empires

Linda: I work for mcmahon empires

Chris: I am the ayatollah of rock and rolla

Test: I'm test and I'm Stephs ex and I hate her

Taker: I demand respect!

Author: Introduce yourself austin.

Austin: What!

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Author: I give up! Now we've met everyone go into the house