1 Day 1
Author: the contestants have been locked in 24 hours now and we are happy to report there have been no fatalities. However we are NOT so happy to report there has been no sex. Let's switch to the house.
Matt is staring out of the window, Amy approaches.
Amy: Hi
Matt: Oh! Hi
Amy: I heard you want to be a wrestler. that's pretty cool.
Matt: No one thinks I'm capable of doing it. Not even my dad.
Amy: I know, no one thinks of female wrestlers they just think of bimbos with big tits strutting around.
Matt: I know (he puts his arm around her) I guess we're in the same situation
Amy: yeah
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Trish: Edge? Why are you hiding behind that sofa?
Edge: ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh I'm hiding from Christian
Trish: Why?
Edge: he might talk at me!
Trish: (sighs) that is so immature
Rock: Yeah shut up jabroni. Trish! Wanna try some (rubs legs) strudel!
Trish: er, no thanks.
Rock: What in the blue hell do you mean!
Edge: I think you should…
Rock: It doesn't matter what you think!
Edge: I was only trying to help!
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Test: (flexes muscles) Hey Steph
Steph: OH its you
Test: hey baby
Steph: Piss off
Test: Maybe I should…
Y2J: Test, would you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease shut the hell up!
(Test goes)
Steph: you saved me
Y2J: Huh?
Steph: my HERO!
Y2J: Argh! (Runs off screaming
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Jeff: so do you like blues clues?
Austin: What?
Jeff: Do you just say that to wind people up?
Austin: What?
Jeff: oh I get it WHAT!
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: Huh? You're weird and… Who is SHE! (Trish walks past)
Austin: Who?
Jeff: No you say WHAT!
Austin: you're weird!
Jeff: Who? Me?
Amy: So could you help me unpack my stuff, I haven't had a chance.
Matt: Oh, er, OK. I mean yeah, I mean yes, I mean I wish I'd stop stuttering like this, 'cos it's seriously annoying and I don't want to annoy you, 'cos I like you so please…I'm burbling aren't I, just tell me if I'm annoying you, ok, alright then, OK what were you saying?
Amy: You're not annoying me. Besides, the stammers kinda sweet.
Matt: Oh, um, I'll come and help you unpack then.
Amy: I really appreciate this you know.
Matt: I'd do anything for you…
Amy: What?
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Trish: Chris, why are YOU hiding behind the sofa?
Edge: Yeah I'm hiding here from Christian!
Jeff: And I'm hiding from Austin!
Y2J: shut up, hide me from Stephanie, PLEASE!
Trish: Ok then.
Stephanie: Oh Jericho, Jericho wherefore art thou Jericho my sweet!
Y2J: Save me!
Stephanie: (jumps on him and starts kissing him frantically) There you are!
Y2J: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Author: they'll be some sex next time Ok. Was that a little mean to Jericho? Nah! Send me some reviews with suggestions in them, I'll use them I promise! (unless they're really stupid)
Author: the contestants have been locked in 24 hours now and we are happy to report there have been no fatalities. However we are NOT so happy to report there has been no sex. Let's switch to the house.
Matt is staring out of the window, Amy approaches.
Amy: Hi
Matt: Oh! Hi
Amy: I heard you want to be a wrestler. that's pretty cool.
Matt: No one thinks I'm capable of doing it. Not even my dad.
Amy: I know, no one thinks of female wrestlers they just think of bimbos with big tits strutting around.
Matt: I know (he puts his arm around her) I guess we're in the same situation
Amy: yeah
**_**-**-**-**
Trish: Edge? Why are you hiding behind that sofa?
Edge: ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh I'm hiding from Christian
Trish: Why?
Edge: he might talk at me!
Trish: (sighs) that is so immature
Rock: Yeah shut up jabroni. Trish! Wanna try some (rubs legs) strudel!
Trish: er, no thanks.
Rock: What in the blue hell do you mean!
Edge: I think you should…
Rock: It doesn't matter what you think!
Edge: I was only trying to help!
++++++++++++++
Test: (flexes muscles) Hey Steph
Steph: OH its you
Test: hey baby
Steph: Piss off
Test: Maybe I should…
Y2J: Test, would you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease shut the hell up!
(Test goes)
Steph: you saved me
Y2J: Huh?
Steph: my HERO!
Y2J: Argh! (Runs off screaming
++++++++++++++++++++++
Jeff: so do you like blues clues?
Austin: What?
Jeff: Do you just say that to wind people up?
Austin: What?
Jeff: oh I get it WHAT!
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: Huh? You're weird and… Who is SHE! (Trish walks past)
Austin: Who?
Jeff: No you say WHAT!
Austin: you're weird!
Jeff: Who? Me?
Amy: So could you help me unpack my stuff, I haven't had a chance.
Matt: Oh, er, OK. I mean yeah, I mean yes, I mean I wish I'd stop stuttering like this, 'cos it's seriously annoying and I don't want to annoy you, 'cos I like you so please…I'm burbling aren't I, just tell me if I'm annoying you, ok, alright then, OK what were you saying?
Amy: You're not annoying me. Besides, the stammers kinda sweet.
Matt: Oh, um, I'll come and help you unpack then.
Amy: I really appreciate this you know.
Matt: I'd do anything for you…
Amy: What?
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Trish: Chris, why are YOU hiding behind the sofa?
Edge: Yeah I'm hiding here from Christian!
Jeff: And I'm hiding from Austin!
Y2J: shut up, hide me from Stephanie, PLEASE!
Trish: Ok then.
Stephanie: Oh Jericho, Jericho wherefore art thou Jericho my sweet!
Y2J: Save me!
Stephanie: (jumps on him and starts kissing him frantically) There you are!
Y2J: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Author: they'll be some sex next time Ok. Was that a little mean to Jericho? Nah! Send me some reviews with suggestions in them, I'll use them I promise! (unless they're really stupid)